Hello everyone, my name is TWATand I am conducting BOGUSresearch into the BEEN DONE TO DEATHtopic of female masturbation. I would love if you lovely ladies could provide me with answers to my questions below.
I am interested in guys as I know (being one) that we guys need to do it at least once a day, this is a biological fact!!
A couple of things I am WANTING TO DELUDE YOU INTO ANSWERING
1. Frequency (how often do you do it
2. Reasons for masturabtion, not as silly as it sounds
3. Your age, do our younger ladies do it more than our more mature ladies
4. When did you first start to masturbate, you would be surprised at this one
5. Tools and implements, what do you masturbate with.
6. Others, any other interesting facts
Now guys please DO spoil the results, you can always answer on behalf of your female partner. This information will be used to improve the world's knowledge bank on you lovely ladies.
Love to hear your responses
Brains :shock: (PhD Cambridge, MHons, BA Sexology - ALL FAKE SO DON'T BE IMPRESSED)
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Quote by Brains
Hello everyone, my name is Brains and I am conducting interesting research into the popular topic of female masturbation. I would love if you lovely ladies could provide me with answers to my questions below.
Now I am not interested in guys as I know (being one) that we guys need to do it at least once a day, this is a biological fact!!
A couple of things I am interested in
1. Frequency (how often do you do it
2. Reasons for masturabtion, not as silly as it sounds
3. Your age, do our younger ladies do it more than our more mature ladies
4. When did you first start to masturbate, you would be surprised at this one
5. Tools and implements, what do you masturbate with.
6. Others, any other interesting facts
Now guys please do not spoil the results, you can always answer on behalf of your female partner. This information will be used to improve the world's knowledge bank on you lovely ladies.
Love to hear your responses
Brains :shock: (PhD Cambridge, MHons, BA Sexology)
Where do you get your 'facts' from?
Use the search button to find similar threads for the answers you need.
Sex God
As Oscar Wilde said, education is an admirable thing, but it is as well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught (especially at Cambridge).
PhD my fLucking arse.
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PhD my fLucking arse.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Quote by tallnhairy
Least it was a well worded, comically framed post, seen worseThink you will find it easier to just chat though, and save the personal questions until after people know you ;)
your right and cause he made a good effort i've answered below
Quote by Brains
A couple of things I am interested in
1. Frequency (how often do you do it
Every day, well 2/3 times a day if i have time :lol:
2. Reasons for masturabtion, not as silly as it sounds
Ermm cause it feels good, and it is as silly as it sounds
3. Your age, do our younger ladies do it more than our more mature ladies
33
4. When did you first start to masturbate, you would be surprised at this one
oooo when i was a young teenager
5. Tools and implements, what do you masturbate with.
A big black dildo and a leccy toothbrush :twisted:
6. Others, any other interesting facts
yeah it's better when being watched
Sex God
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PhD my fLucking arse.
Yes, they always put "Cantab" after degrees from Cambridge, not "Cambridge". I smell a rat!
:lol: Quote by Brains
Hello everyone, my name is Brains and I am conducting interesting research into the popular topic of female masturbation. I would love if you lovely ladies could provide me with answers to my questions below.
Now I am not interested in guys as I know (being one) that we guys need to do it at least once a day, this is a biological fact!!
A couple of things I am interested in
1. Frequency (how often do you do it
2. Reasons for masturabtion, not as silly as it sounds
3. Your age, do our younger ladies do it more than our more mature ladies
4. When did you first start to masturbate, you would be surprised at this one
5. Tools and implements, what do you masturbate with.
6. Others, any other interesting facts
Now guys please do not spoil the results, you can always answer on behalf of your female partner. This information will be used to improve the world's knowledge bank on you lovely ladies.
Love to hear your responses
Brains :shock: (PhD Cambridge, MHons, BA Sexology)
Perhaps it was a tongue in cheek questionnaire looking for a tongue in **** answer .. sorry but I am not that flexible these days
DD
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Quote by MikeNorth
PhD my fLucking arse.
Yes, they always put "Cantab" after degrees from Cambridge, not "Cambridge". I smell a rat!
:lol:Not to mention that if there was a first degree in sexology it'd almost certainly be a BSc, not a BA.
Well I am glad that I kicked up some dust. Just to answer some questions raised. I didn't write Cantab which you are dead right is the correct abbrev for a post grad qualification from Cambridge but I wanted to spell it out in full. Never assume!!. I have a BA as it is deemed a vocational degree not a science!! believe it or not. I apologise that the subject has been raised before. I tried the search facility but got lots of non useful info, but never mind. Thanks for the info received.
I will tottle off now and sulk and eave you big guys to your forum.
Beam me up Mr Tracey!!
Brains
I will tottle off now and sulk and eave you big guys to your forum.
Beam me up Mr Tracey!!
Brains
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I will tottle off now and sulk and eave you big guys to your forum.
and you were doing so well up to this point... peeps not really ripped into you, you should see what can be said when people really get on regulars nerves. Make sure you come back tomorrow, I think if you give it some time you may like it here...
I have nothing to hide ,and if it helps men have a better understanding of women, I'm happy to help out !!!
Quote by Brains
1. Frequency (how often do you do it
once a day
2. Reasons for masturabtion, not as silly as it sounds
two reasons, I'm horny or I'm stressed
3. Your age, do our younger ladies do it more than our more mature ladies
35
4. When did you first start to masturbate, you would be surprised at this one
about 26-27, can't quite recall
5. Tools and implements, what do you masturbate with.
currently the rabbit rabbit, before that my own fair hand!
6. Others, any other interesting facts
thats for me to know and the choesn few to find out !!
Sex God
Quote by Brains
Thanks Tallnhairy, good to find at least one nice person. :shock:
B
You do realise that you've just inferred that the other 11 people who posted before this comment, are not nice - don't you?
If your post was not intended to be humorous and you really are conducting research, why on earth should anyone help you? Where will it be published? Who is the intended audience? Who are you doing the research for?
Naughtynympho1 many thanks you look great, thanks for the info.
Bev, no just for me background info. I have conducted much research into this matter and believe me it is really difficult to get honest feedback. I am just looking for some honest feedback from sexually active and liberal folks who don't mind divulging such info such as yourselves, I will never meet any of you and you are all totally anon. If you consider the question inapprop then fine I understand.
I deal with couples with problems and I often find the topic of masturbation is a key to so many of their issues, If you have any questions then feel free to ask, believe me I know more about the topic than anyone on here. Accurate and freely given info is always valuable and it is used to help less unfortunate folks who believe me find their sex lives or lack of it not only wrecks relationships but their self confidence and ability to iner-relate
Brains
Bev, no just for me background info. I have conducted much research into this matter and believe me it is really difficult to get honest feedback. I am just looking for some honest feedback from sexually active and liberal folks who don't mind divulging such info such as yourselves, I will never meet any of you and you are all totally anon. If you consider the question inapprop then fine I understand.
I deal with couples with problems and I often find the topic of masturbation is a key to so many of their issues, If you have any questions then feel free to ask, believe me I know more about the topic than anyone on here. Accurate and freely given info is always valuable and it is used to help less unfortunate folks who believe me find their sex lives or lack of it not only wrecks relationships but their self confidence and ability to iner-relate
Brains
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Is that a pic of Ashley Giles measuring out a new cricket pitch (22 yards = 1 chain) in his local park?
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I have a BA as it is deemed a vocational degree not a science!! believe it or not.
It's also not a degree currently available (whether BA, BSc, or indeed any other undergraduate degree) at any UK institution (at least not according to UCAS).
