twista wish

15 Aug 2010

Grsnted but its 21 stone...
I wish I could win a £1000000

16 Aug 2010

Granted, but it pays out in a strange pacific currency, sea shells.
I wish I could go to Funs and be fucked senseless.

16 Aug 2010

Quote by mancunian
Granted, but it pays out in a strange pacific currency, sea shells.
I wish I could go to Funs and be fucked senseless.

Granted but you are fucked senseless and cant feel, smell, taste, see or hear anything!! (I'm that good) :giggle:
I wish I'd taken the pill properly 13 year ago!! (Summer hols kill me) lol

17 Aug 2010

Granted, but ya forgot to take it 12 years ago ......... and 10 years ago ........... and 8 years ago .............. (summer hols still kill ya, only more so) :shock:
I wish it was warm enough to lay naked under the stars

17 Aug 2010

Granted but some thieving barstool has nicked your clobber and you now have to walk 3 miles naked down a very busy road to get home.
I wish I could find some way of having the windows open but the keeping the flies outside...

17 Aug 2010

granted, the flies are ouside but all the spiders are inside!! :scared:
I wish NVQ's had never been invented!!! banghead

18 Aug 2010

Granted but you will have to resit OLevels instead
I wish my neck would stop hurting

19 Aug 2010

Granted but the pain has moved south, you sooooooooo wish your neck hurt now.
I wish I had a cussy job

19 Aug 2010

Granted... but you are bored off your tits...
Wish our washing up fairy would hurry up...

19 Aug 2010

Granted, you are in hospital with dehydration.
I wish someone would come do my work for me!!

22 Aug 2010

...but I you shag you as well.
I want to be with you.

22 Aug 2010

Granted but I am ill in bed and you have to look after my kids!! mwah ha ha ha ha!! :twisted:
I wish my shoulder would stop hurting :sad:

22 Aug 2010

Done, your shoulder no longer hurts but your knee does now.
I wish that the sun would shine once more.

23 Aug 2010

Granted but the midges have got to you and you spend the next few days wishing you hadnt made mad passionate love on the grass!!
I wish the hair in certain delicate areas of my body would realise that they are not wanted and stop feckin growing back!!! lol

24 Aug 2010

Granted, you have won the Brazilian state lottery (funny that seems that you didnt even enter it) .... you have to give them all of your personal details to claim and they steal your identity.
I wish my headache would go away.

25 Aug 2010

Granted, but now they fight over the computer and keyboard, worse yoou loose.
I wish Kylie Minogue was sat on my face.

26 Aug 2010

Granted but the smegma is terrible lol
I wish I didn't we could hurry up and christen our new bed!

27 Aug 2010

Granted but you Christened it a little too roughly and its broken!
I wish my kids would go to bed early so I can have a shag :twisted:

28 Aug 2010

Granted, but the little buggas wont settle.
I wish I could be attened to by nubile naked maidens

30 Aug 2010

granted but thet are all lesbians and dont want you.
I wish I was at Reading or Leeds festival :sad:

31 Aug 2010

Granted but all the musicians go on strike
I wish I had fairies in my house

31 Aug 2010

Granted but they're not house trained
I wish I was a little bit wiser

1 Sep 2010

Granted but it means that you're a little bit older! lol

I wish decent men grew on trees! :rascal:

2 Sep 2010

Granted, but whatever it is you are looking forward to is cancelled and you have wasted a day of your precious life!
I wish I could stop coughing :sad:

3 Sep 2010

Granted, but you start farting and risk following through.
I wish I could be stroked from top to toe by sensual ladies with warm soft hands.

18 Sep 2010

Granted,but you are that sore you cant stand to be fucked for a month.
I wish it was me fucking Kaz (mr boots) lol

21 Sep 2010

Granted, but kaz gets vagimus and you can't get your cock out. Helloooooooooooo A & E
I wish 'Deep in the heart of Texas'

26 Jul 2011

Quote by mancunian
Granted, but your under a vow of chastity and wont put out.
I wish I was at the pool

Oh I get it. We grant Mancunians wish by taking him to "the pool" thats Liverpool. Should be twisted enough for someone of that name....;-[