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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Do they use tartan dye for those, then?
oooooooooooooooo calista easy is going to love you for this ..........he so would love to rid the world of certain "trends" and "images"
then I have to say it did make me chuckle do you think we will upset many people :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
PMSL - They're still better than those femidoms though!
i should let my sister know about burberry dobbers. shes the biggest chav going. my neices were dressed in moshino dresses at the age of two , not to mention dkny chippy fcuk oh the list is endless. shes obessed with how they look. the sad part is they cant go out and play and get all mucky cos there in these bloody labels. but she wont listen rolleyes
Quote by rachel-lane
i should let my sister know about burberry dobbers. shes the biggest chav going. my neices were dressed in moshino dresses at the age of two , not to mention dkny chippy fcuk oh the list is endless. shes obessed with how they look. the sad part is they cant go out and play and get all mucky cos there in these bloody labels. but she wont listen rolleyes

Sod that for a lark! George at Asda do fab kids clothes, and if they get knacked up, dead cheap to replace!
If it breaks, do you get Tartan Children?
John
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hahahahaha knowing what some of them are like they will be wearing it as a hat lol
Quote by MQ
i should let my sister know about burberry dobbers. shes the biggest chav going. my neices were dressed in moshino dresses at the age of two , not to mention dkny chippy fcuk oh the list is endless. shes obessed with how they look. the sad part is they cant go out and play and get all mucky cos there in these bloody labels. but she wont listen rolleyes

Sod that for a lark! George at Asda do fab kids clothes, and if they get knacked up, dead cheap to replace!
Nime get charity shop for playing out - George is for best!! lol
If only we had them 20 years ago.............we would be relatively chav-free now lol
Quote by freckledbird
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Do they use tartan dye for those, then?

No but if you pop down to your local DIY store and ask for Tartan paint, and a long stand to put it on, you'll be suprised at what you might get :color:

OK.. this is the second "chav" thread....... Please can someone tell me what a "chav" is ?
I must have had a sheltered life because I have never heard the expression before...
Thank you for your help..... whoever u may be........lol
Quote by Dave252
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Do they use tartan dye for those, then?

No but if you pop down to your local DIY store and ask for Tartan paint, and a long stand to put it on, you'll be suprised at what you might get :color:
ROFLMAO we once sent a very annoying IT student for a long weight :twisted:
Quote by blondeslave

OK.. this is the second "chav" thread....... Please can someone tell me what a "chav" is ?
I must have had a sheltered life because I have never heard the expression before...
Thank you for your help..... whoever u may be........lol

Does this help!

LC wink
Quote by Calista

:twisted:

wich clan is that one, do they do other tartan. :laughabove:
I thought the ultimate Chav accessory was
Quote by Lovecommando

OK.. this is the second "chav" thread....... Please can someone tell me what a "chav" is ?
I must have had a sheltered life because I have never heard the expression before...
Thank you for your help..... whoever u may be........lol

Does this help!

LC wink
So a "Chav" is one of the characters in Lord of the Rings ?
Quote by blondeslave

OK.. this is the second "chav" thread....... Please can someone tell me what a "chav" is ?
I must have had a sheltered life because I have never heard the expression before...
Thank you for your help..... whoever u may be........lol

Does this help!

LC wink
So a "Chav" is one of the characters in Lord of the Rings ?
More like, "Lord of the Sovereign Rings!"
LC :wink:
Quote by Silk and Big G
I thought the ultimate Chav accessory was

Yip, chav accessary alright. But I'm jealous. When I pucker up like that my lips just look like a chickens arse, not all nice and sexy like hers! sad
Quote by Lovecommando

OK.. this is the second "chav" thread....... Please can someone tell me what a "chav" is ?
I must have had a sheltered life because I have never heard the expression before...
Thank you for your help..... whoever u may be........lol

Does this help!

LC wink
they stole its from us. we wants it back, my precious burberry shirt . its mines :twisted:
If you want a larff at some Chav goings on watch "Chav my Motor" on Vh1 this Sun at Midday! Should be a chuckle but I prefer the term, "Ned"!
Quote by blondeslave

OK.. this is the second "chav" thread....... Please can someone tell me what a "chav" is ?
I must have had a sheltered life because I have never heard the expression before...
Thank you for your help..... whoever u may be........lol

wink
I won't call it the ultimate chav accessory unless it comes in lager, cider and salt n' vinegar flavours ! rolleyes
Thomas x
Quote by Thomas
I won't call it the ultimate chav accessory unless it comes in lager, cider and salt n' vinegar flavours ! rolleyes
Thomas x

I refer the honorable gentleman to the answer I gave earlier
Quote by blondeslave

OK.. this is the second "chav" thread....... Please can someone tell me what a "chav" is ?
I must have had a sheltered life because I have never heard the expression before...
Thank you for your help..... whoever u may be........lol

Chav / Ned / Scrote - etc, basically British " Trailer Trash / Rednecks " usually council house dwelling, young, single mothers / feckless dads / loud abusive kids, wearing cheap, moody, market knock offs of designer clothes, cheap sparkly jewellery - I'm sure you get the picture - decent people's worst nightmare as neighbours, especially if they have TB ( and just as hard to get rid of ) and a grandstanding politician's dream.
The term "chav" either comes from the old Romany term "Chavvey" meaning boy or it's a corruption of "Chatham" - the town that this breed of underclass is alleged to have sprung from.
For more info and snide laughing at chavs go to
someones watched the the tv program all about chav eh ?
:shock:
Quote by bigred
someones watched the the tv program all about chav eh ?
:shock:

Do you know how far I live from Chatham? Coupla miles - I don't NEED an hours worth of shite, lazy programme making to know what they're like! mad :x
not when I got "CHAV a user's guide to britain's new underclass" price redface
sorry old chav didnt mean to offend you :P
I've seen a yellow Capri with Burberry seat covers, but the furry dice were bog standard, so not quite 'ultimate', but close.