Ultimate

4 Apr 2004

err can someone explain to us what "Ultimate" means in the swinging context.
Is there a dictionary of terms on the site!!!

4 Apr 2004

Errrrrrrr, dunno, you got me there confused

.... I've never even heard the word "ultimate" used in a swinging context..... rolleyes

4 Apr 2004

Our understanding of using the word ultimate in the sense of swinging is when couples say that they do soft swing - meaning they will play with the other couple with touching and oral but save the "ultimate" for their own partner - meaning penetrative sex.
Hope this helps
Fred

4 Apr 2004

Ah, well done Fred .... well, that makes sense to me.... 8)
....so "ultimate" anyone? wink

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4 Apr 2004

Quote by bluexxx
....so "ultimate" anyone? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Yooohhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo wave

:wave: :wave: :wave: over here Blue - but before you jump on your pushbike can we clarify who penetrates who here! redface

ops: :oops: I'm not a taker! :wink: :wink: :wink:
Fred
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4 Apr 2004

Fred, if I start pedalling now, I should make it to your gaff by about next Tuesday, I'll leave my strap on at home - I'll have to, the extra weight will slow me down wink

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4 Apr 2004

Don't worry, Blue. I'm sure Wilma has one that you can borrow. You wouldn't want to disappoint Fred!

4 Apr 2004

:lol: :lol:
Trouble is, by the time I've pedalled all that way down the M6, I'd be too bloody knackered to use it.... oh well, I'll have to rest my aching legs, lie back and think of England :grin:

4 Apr 2004

You guys are so informative!!! I learn something from you everyday.

4 Apr 2004

Newcastle is a big closer for you, isn't it? You'd arrive here fresh and ready for anything.
I know, hijacking bad, I shouldn't do it. But the question has been satisfactorily answered. There's no harm in a little diversion, is there?

4 Apr 2004

I'm not sure that Newcastle is nearer, though my geography isn't the best rolleyes

.... I only know how far Fred's gaff is from me cos I was around the Bedrock area a couple of weeks ago for a conference.... Newcastle sounds a long way away, but I probably could make it by pedal power and still be fit for the job if it's down hill all the way - I'm a wicked free wheeler!

4 Apr 2004

I have it on EXCELLENT authority that Bedrock is 180 miles from the centre of Newcastle!!! The authority is my car odometer thingy....
Not that far on a pedal bike... lol

4 Apr 2004

Phew - right, I need to plan my route.... :happy:
So, down the M6 to Bedrock - ETA next Tues....
:silly:
But then I have to go from Bedrock a further 180 miles up to Newcastle :crazy: , before heading westbound back home....
Judy, I might have to stop off at your gaff on the way home for a breather :grin:
Anyone else want to add to my round-Britain bike ride????? wink

4 Apr 2004

You might as well do Lands End to John 'o' Groats and visit us here in the South West as well. smile

4 Apr 2004

Right - so that is sorted........
I'll even do a tyre change for you Blue when you get here and I have locked up Wilma's toys so I'll try not to make you yawn too much!
Do you want me to ring you to say she is on her way DJohn?
Fred

4 Apr 2004

Can I make a suggestion here Blue.....
Put the saddle back on for this trip! rotflmao

I know 2 miles down to the local car park and back is fun without a saddle - but 600 miles may leave you with callouses! I would hate that! 8) 8)
Fred

4 Apr 2004

I'm sure I'll hear the screams of delight as the Geordies see her crossing the Tyne, and the moans of despair as they watch her ride right past. That's when I'll step outside and shout
Hey Blue! You've gone too far! I don't live in Aberdeen!

4 Apr 2004

Stevie (as my strap-on is affectionately known) is very excited at the thought. May have to give him a trial run before Tuesday though he is a bit out of practice.
Now Fred, you sure your not a taker??? Come to Wilma babay, there's a good Fred.
Right Dino.........hold the b*stard down. lol

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Only kidding Fred....stop crying!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

4 Apr 2004

Blue, you can pop in and see me on your way to the M6 :P :P :P

4 Apr 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OK, OK, my saddle will stay put rolleyes

, but I can't wait to meet Stevie :twisted: .....
Sarge, it says your location is a secret, so just give me a shout when I'm passing by your house, will you, or else i'll ride right by.....

4 Apr 2004

Remind me to keep you and Wilma apart at the next munch! :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

5 Apr 2004

You know its all up hill to Newcastle confused

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Do you ride Tandem :?:

5 Apr 2004

I think I may have to book 3 of us for the NW Munch now. Me, Fred and Stevie!!!
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Love
Wilma
x x x x