Under the guise of an Introduction...

15 Apr 2005

Hi there SH'ers...
Ive been admiring your banter and sexy chat from afar for too long now, well, a few days anyhow.... and thought it was time to say hello (so, 'hello') and introduce myself....
Im a 27 year old red-blooded male with a very high drive from Hertfordshire, not looking to push my luck by asking for a good ol' fashioned bunk up, just looking at having some friendly chat, and hopefully engaging some horny ladies in some witty exchanges......
As way of introduction, I thought it might be nice for you to learn all about my favourite parts of the human anatomy.... (please feel free to shoot me down in flames if my assumption is wrong!), so here goes....
1. Sweet-smelling Pussy (can I be so forward in my first post, ah well, start as you mean to go on)
2. Shaven Pussy
3. Nearly Shaven Pussy
4. Pussy that likes to be eaten
5. Pierced Pussy
6. Ladies Arse Region, Full round Tits, and Juicy Necks...
.....7. And deep sensual Female eyes (threw that one in to woo the ladies!!! wink

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It would be great to get to know you sexy lot by finding out your fav bits and pieces....
look forward to chatting to you soon, thanks for taking the time to read this...... oh, your all gone.....doh.....

15 Apr 2005

Hiya Austin wave

Welcome to the forums biggrin

Just for you .............. clean and straight out the bath cool

Sorry :lol2: naff joke but couldn't resist that picture!!!
Have fun!! :D

15 Apr 2005

is the word c**t censored or something??? i can't stand that word pussy.
And what does a sweet smelling miaoww miaooww smell like then?

15 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
is the word c**t censored or something??? i can't stand that word pussy.
And what does a sweet smelling miaoww miaooww smell like then?

Go on i'll say it, Cunt , and i agree its much better that pussy!!

15 Apr 2005

yeah, what you said, Foxylady... am slightly distracted by your avatar... biggrin

15 Apr 2005

welcome to sh......... hope you find what you are after.....the padded cell is that way.....
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s.......... one tip though.... not wise to post the same thing in different forums.....
consider yourself told off!!! lol

15 Apr 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
is the word c**t censored or something??? i can't stand that word pussy.
And what does a sweet smelling miaoww miaooww smell like then?

Go on i'll say it, Cunt , and i agree its much better that pussy!!
yeah I third that wink

(and second Maia about the avatar...)
s'funny most women I know prefer the word cunt to pussy...

15 Apr 2005

Thanks peeps,
oh well, we live and learn...... I'll go and stand at the back of the class with a dunce hat on eh!!!! Didn't mean to offend anyone, I thought that pussy was bit classier than cunt, but I aint got much class so that explains that then!
Mind if I offer up some other alternatives..... Vag (bit vulgar?), Lady's front bum (bit too PC?),
Beaver (not for me) Punani (old skool vibe), OK Im out....that didnt take long, any other suggestions?
Sorry bout posting in mulitple forums, I think I should have just posted in the caf' in the first place <hangs head in shame and pokes arse out for spanking....>
Oh, and by the way, I love a juicy Vag, Front Bum, Beaver, Pussy, Cunt* (Delete as appropriate) and I happen to think the best 'uns taste sweet, unless all my girlfriends have had serious hygeine issues and I am some sort of weirdo.........
Thanks for all your replies xx

15 Apr 2005

Hi Austin
Pussy is far better than Neville, I mean C**T

15 Apr 2005

You really mean this forum ain't about "pussy " cats ?! ..........awww shit,So that explains why I keep getting banned from the RSPCA website forum for using the term "cunt" !!!!!!!

15 Apr 2005

Pussy is far better than Neville, I mean C**T

A Man City fan by any chance!...... lol
Have to say I agree tho

15 Apr 2005

Hiya Austin69
:welcome: to SH hope you have the stamina to be a stayer. It's mad in this cafe. :silly:
:love: xxx

15 Apr 2005

keep your pussy away from my bird lol

:lol:
hi and :welcome:

15 Apr 2005

Quote by austin69
Mind if I offer up some other alternatives..... Vag (bit vulgar?), Lady's front bum (bit too PC?), Beaver (not for me) Punani (old skool vibe), OK Im out....that didnt take long, any other suggestions?

I've got another completely different suggestion... why not tell us a bit more about yourself, we've kinda got the gist of what body parts you like.... but..... there must be more to talk about, surely.... or is the the space for us all to say what is our fave body part????
Mine is the brain lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

15 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Mind if I offer up some other alternatives..... Vag (bit vulgar?), Lady's front bum (bit too PC?), Beaver (not for me) Punani (old skool vibe), OK Im out....that didnt take long, any other suggestions?

I've got another completely different suggestion... why not tell us a bit more about yourself, we've kinda got the gist of what body parts you like.... but..... there must be more to talk about, surely.... or is the the space for us all to say what is our fave body part????
Mine is the brain lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
it true. She likes them with fava beans and a nice chianti. :shock: :eeek: bolt

15 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
it true. She likes them with fava beans and a nice chianti. :shock: :eeek:

Don't forget the ketchup lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

15 Apr 2005

where i come from, the slang word for the vagina is called 'pookie' (or really spelled puki).. I almost pissed myself laughing when i came to England and came across couples who would use that as a term of endearment to each other...
My favourite part of the body is the brain too...

15 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
where i come from, the slang word for the vagina is called 'pookie' (or really spelled puki).. I almost pissed myself laughing when i came to England and came across couples who would use that as a term of endearment to each other...
My favourite part of the body is the brain too...

mmmmmmmm the male brain wink

:wink: :wink:

15 Apr 2005

OK, so brains probably are a little more useful than a ladies genitalia (or 'pookie'), but im fairly sure they dont taste quite as good.....

where i come from, the slang word for the vagina is called 'pookie' (or really spelled puki).. I almost pissed myself laughing when i came to England and came across couples who would use that as a term of endearment to each other...

Where abouts you from Maia, if you dont mind me asking?

15 Apr 2005

So that explains why most blokes are incapable of thought. You women are collecting our brains while we're asleep (or staring at the television dunno

).

15 Apr 2005

Quote by austin69
Where abouts you from Maia, if you dont mind me asking?

near Petworth?

15 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
So that explains why most blokes are incapable of thought. You women are collecting our brains while we're asleep (or staring at the television ).

I don't think men are incapable of thought, it's just that coherent ones tend to be quite few and far between... he he

15 Apr 2005

Where on earth is Petworth?

15 Apr 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Where on earth is Petworth?

East of Midhurst ?

15 Apr 2005

Quote by dambuster
East of Midhurst ?

Not too far from Pulborough really. I think what he really meant was where i am i from originally? The answer is Borneo.

15 Apr 2005

my family always referred to it as muni
until they installed "muni meters" in the city. hil-f'in-larious.

15 Apr 2005

muni....mmmmmmm nice thought...... <licks lips>
Im sure you could make an interesting book on the words for 'Muni' from all over the globe. :idea:

16 Apr 2005

Ever petted in Petworth, or pulled in Pulborough? And is there a place called Shagley (or something similar) nearby, by any chance? lol

Mike.

16 Apr 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Ever petted in Petworth, or pulled in Pulborough? And is there a place called Shagley (or something similar) nearby, by any chance?
Mike.

No no no, not Shagley.. SHAGWELL... that would be cool. Ok, that's official, I have relocated to a village called Shagwell

16 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
Ever petted in Petworth, or pulled in Pulborough? And is there a place called Shagley (or something similar) nearby, by any chance?
Mike.

No no no, not Shagley.. SHAGWELL... that would be cool. Ok, that's official, I have relocated to a village called Shagwell
Now I realise why so many people take their holidays in Phuket... :lol: