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Sex God
Alcohol is the only explanation for Jags betting that I wouldn't walk through Edinburgh in the rabbit costume on the weekend of the munch (£100 to the charity of my choice). The conditions are at least 100m on a main road (not some back alley where no one will see me).
Alcohol is also the only explanation for me saying I'd do it.
So now I need your help. Which should be the lucky charity?
Orgasminator
This is going to be the best weekend ever!!!
:happy:
Jags, that was a brilliant idea!!! worship rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sex God
That's an excellent idea, Judy. It'll be much easier if I'm not making a fool of myself alone. I think that's worth matching Jags' donation.
Sex God
Now John knows perfectly well that 1 bottle of wine between 3 people (even if HE only had 1 glass) isn't enough for me to make rash gestures or challenges!!! 3 bottles of wine between 1 person then perhaps...
Yes, I challenged John to walk 100 yards, but he's a metric man so it's a 100 metres, through Edinburgh wearing his infamous Rabbit outfit and carrying a carrot!!
I want this money - all for charity I hasten to add - to be added too please. So, all you McMunchers this is your chance to show the rest of the country that we are not mean, just canny!!
*Damnit - should have kept quiet*
:shock: :shock:
Orgasminator
Count us in, we'd be happy to contribute!!!
lol
Orgasminator
Loads of charities are the problem. maybe the one that helps those with that skin disease will be a good opener. I think those that suffer 24/7 are the most urgent along with the ones that hurt kids. I do not have loads of money to spare, But I will donate £10 if DJ john is photo'ed and evidence posted on this site walking with judy TV.....
Can any of the mods sticky this and lets do something for charity then...joking about, at least we will offer something to show the swinging site is not all tarts and dirty old geezers in macs and thick glasses peeking through windows?
Sex God
I think that can be done...
x x
IN EDIT:
OK, sticky stuck AND I will take a photo and get it to Mark for site posting - as long as Judy and John (nice ring to that, don't you think?? :shock: ) agree to that.
As for the charity - my £100 is going to the charity which John chooses cos that's what I said last night!!
IN EDIT TWO
So... we have £210 pledged already... that's a little 'yeeha'
Orgasminator
£50 from us! biggrin
So...has the route been planned yet? :twisted:
Sex God
£50 from us! biggrin
FAN-bloody-TASTIC!!!! then.
So...has the route been planned yet?
No, but then I don't know where the munch is, John sort of persuaded me to go last night. BUT -it has to be a main street (The Mound or upwards? Over the bridge perhaps??? lol ) and it can't be in the dead of night when no-one is around.
Oh, and I said he doesn't have to hop!!!! But, if anyone wants to donate more for a hopping bunny then feel free :shock: :shock:
Sex God
There will be no hopping! And I don't remember agreeing to the carrot.
I need some more suggestions before I choose the charity.
Sex God
Quote by DJohn
There will be no hopping! And I don't remember agreeing to the carrot.
I need some more suggestions before I choose the charity.

CARPY - need you here.... remember the carrot conversation????
How much did you have to drink John??? Only the one, wasn't it????
x x
Orgasminator
Quote by Jags
There will be no hopping! And I don't remember agreeing to the carrot.
I need some more suggestions before I choose the charity.

CARPY - need you here.... remember the carrot conversation????
How much did you have to drink John??? Only the one, wasn't it????
x x
If my fairly sober memory serves me well the carrot did get mentioned - I think we decided it would avoid Djohn being mistaken for any other type of creature......
Ring any bells, DJohn ?
Sex God
lol :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Oh, bells are ringing all right. I do remember the conversation. I just don't remember agreeing to it!
Sex God
Quote by DJohn
Oh, bells are ringing all right. I do remember the conversation. I just don't remember agreeing to it!

Then ring those bells a little harder... go on, up, down and around and around!!!! It'll flow back shortly - just got a little block in the pipe!!!
lol :lol:
Woooohooooooooo!
What price to see DJohn in his Rabbit costume complete with carrot again???????
You have £50 from us Jags, for whichever Charity DJohn chooses
lhk
Kit & Kat
xxx
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Woooohooooooooo!
What price to see DJohn in his Rabbit costume complete with carrot again???????
You have £50 from us Jags, for whichever Charity DJohn chooses
lhk
Kit & Kat
xxx

GOD I LOVE YOU TWO!!!
We need a money-o-meter.... any of you techno-shite (tm Jags 2004) blokes or blokessess able to do that???
Sex God
Quote by Mark
As for the charity - my £100 is going to the charity which John chooses cos that's what I said last night!!

I'm happy for John to choose the charity too, so put us down for £200. I want to see photos though, cos we won't be there! :mrgreen:

LOVE YOU TWO TOO - photos are obligatory and Rocky is paying to see them posted (if DJ and J agree)!
x xx
Sex God
£510 pledged so far.... :happy: :happy: :happy:
Sex God
I'll choose Variety Club . Improving the lives of sick, disabled, and disadvantaged children sounds like a good idea to me.
I'll pledge £50 as well - good on yer, DJohn!
(It's Alex by the way!!!!!)
Sex God
Quote by EmmaPeel
I'll pledge £50 as well - good on yer, DJohn!
(It's Alex by the way!!!!!)

ALEX... why the new frock???? Not that it doesn't suit you....
And thanks for the pledge... x xx
Quote by Jags
I'll pledge £50 as well - good on yer, DJohn!
(It's Alex by the way!!!!!)

ALEX... why the new frock???? Not that it doesn't suit you....
And thanks for the pledge... x xx
Jags - it was because of the thread - 'who would you like to be'
How are we going to sort the donations out - individual donations or are we going to send cheques for DJohn to hand in?
Sex God
Think it suits you Emma... a different person already!!! x xx
No, wait until John walks the walk and then we'll sort out how to get the pledges from those who aren't actually there!!
so far... love it when it all works!!!
Quote by Jags
No, wait until John walks the walk and then we'll sort out how to get the pledges from those who aren't actually there!!
'The Walk' being a sort of skippity jumpitty thing?
lhk
Kat
Actually - I think I'd like to deliver my pledge in person!
Sex God
Turncoat!!!!!
lol