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Quote by Vix
Could be wrong, but I always thought it was a play on the sound of his username - tumescence .

Shite, boss! You know that's the truth. Anyone who doesn't, isn't worth the pulse. rolleyes Not only did I not get it, but when it was explained had to look it up in the dictionary, it`s simply not a word I ever remember coming across.
/Checks pulse
/flounces
wink
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice_SexyNineIncher_Pie69

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Mark
BTW, if anyone reading this thread wants to change their username, PM me with what you want it changing to and I'll sort it (assuming it's not already taken).
Everything will stay the same, your password, your PM box, your previous posts, etc., but your login will change once I've done it.

cum1cumallimbegginyapleeeaaassse!
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
She's going to get a shock when she tries to log in again!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
cum1cumallimbegginya U have a PM.
WhoreNeeinSusSEXxxx
Quote by Mark
BTW, if anyone reading this thread wants to change their username, PM me with what you want it changing to and I'll sort it (assuming it's not already taken).
Everything will stay the same, your password, your PM box, your previous posts, etc., but your login will change once I've done it.

cum1cumallimbegginyapleeeaaassse!
wave
How's that? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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fred
Hi everyone,
Not quite a newbie, but it took me over an hour to :censored: log in redface
PS. Thanks Mark rolleyes
Quote by cum1cumallimbegginya
Hi everyone,
Not quite a newbie, but it took me over an hour to XXXXXXXX log in redface

oooh another new person
hi cum1cumalli................something or other ....crackin name welcome to the cafe
rotflmao :rotflmao:
don't ya just love it when you make a wish and it comes true, fairy god mothers these mods.
Oooh, this place is friendly, think I'm gonna like it here :P
So you wanna cum davej?
Edit/ think I'll get down to pm'ing those one-liners before I'm sussed :P
Quote by cum1cumallimbegginya
Edit/ think I'll get down to pm'ing those one-liners before I'm sussed :P

your just so gonna make someone's day if you P.M. them with your new name
hang on it's just shrunk :shock:
if I didn't know better, I would suspect that despite being new, you've already got links to higher powers with bigger buttons..........just take care Cum1...something or other.......the big button holders often piss around with them!
Quote by Ice Pie
Ah. I've sussed it!
69 looks like the symbol for Pisces.
People with 69 at the end of their nick are Pisceans.
Yes? biggrin

Not for me....it was the year i was born
and one of my favourite sex positions!!! wink
Although Me and my 'accomplise' are new here, I would say that out nick sort of explains the whole thing. As somebody pointed our earlier in this thread, if you don't like the nick then maybe your not on the right wavelength? confused
Oooh, helllooooo 2cocks, you wanna play? :P
Are they both yours, or does one cum with a friend?
Quote by Mark
Could be wrong, but I always thought it was a play on the sound of his username - tumescence .

Shite, boss! You know that's the truth. Anyone who doesn't, isn't worth the pulse. rolleyes Not only did I not get it, but when it was explained had to look it up in the dictionary, it`s simply not a word I ever remember coming across.
You mean you've never read one of the studies using tumescence as a measure of arousal in aggressively 'straight' men watching gay porn? The graphs are very enlightening and go to show what a lot of people already suspected ;)
I didn't get it either and couldn't find dictionary when it was explained. It not a word i have ever come across either nor have i ever read or heard of the studies.
Carol
Quote by da69ve
Ah. I've sussed it!
69 looks like the symbol for Pisces.
People with 69 at the end of their nick are Pisceans.
Yes? biggrin

Not for me....it was the year i was born
and one of my favourite sex positions!!! wink
Yes, well, it's alright for some - I can hardly go around calling myself <Ice_chuckyourlegsovermyshoulders_Pie> now can I? There's a 25 charachter limit. mad
Quote by Ice Pie
Ah. I've sussed it!
69 looks like the symbol for Pisces.
People with 69 at the end of their nick are Pisceans.
Yes? biggrin

Not for me....it was the year i was born
and one of my favourite sex positions!!! wink
Yes, well, it's alright for some - I can hardly go around calling myself <Ice_chuckyourlegsovermyshoulders_Pie> now can I? There's a 25 charachter limit. mad
I`m not sure what it is, but I`m becoming more aroused each time you post Ice_chuckyourlegsovermyshoulders_Pie :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Karenxxx
Just don't choose one that everyone puts 'Skid' in front of. :P
lhk
Quote by Mark
Could be wrong, but I always thought it was a play on the sound of his username - tumescence .

Shite, boss! You know that's the truth. Anyone who doesn't, isn't worth the pulse. rolleyes Not only did I not get it, but when it was explained had to look it up in the dictionary, it`s simply not a word I ever remember coming across.
You mean you've never read one of the studies using tumescence as a measure of arousal in aggressively 'straight' men watching gay porn? The graphs are very enlightening and go to show what a lot of people already suspected ;)
Geez - I thought it was just a stiff prick. I'm a flucking scientific study now. What's more I'm a nasty surprise for an aggressively straight guy, who's just realised he ain't quite so straight after all. All this is very depressing - I want to cahnge me name to something enigmatic like Equinegro (Mark - joke!!).
Quote by MikeNorth
If only people realised when they choose their nickname that one day they might come along to a munch and have to give their nickname to the doorman and get their name badge. I think most would want to do that without too much embarrassment!
I know little miss naughty is already quaking in her long white boots at the prospect of having to give her nickname to the doorman at the Scottish munch! lol
Mike.

errrrmmmm....Can I change my nickname if I ever go to one of these munches!!

I would prefer nicer nicks than some of the ones seen in here, in the Chatroom in particular..........
However, the nicks that I dont like, I dont chat too.............. so maybe some people give themselves certain names just to attract specific respondee's
I dont think they should be banned or made to change them tho'
It's a free world and each to their own !!!!!!!
I am sure if you read freud.............. our nicks say alot about us...............
So there are a few people that I am quite worried about.. !!!..................lol lol lol lol lol lol
See ya in the room Mrs and Mrs............
mmmmmm thought long and hard about this one.
yes my nickname is a bit risky but hopefully people on here know be a little better over the months and know i am not a perv (well only in the right circumstances wink :wink: )
The name is a double entondre as i do have a tattoo of a swallow and that is where the name came from.
I have used the name on and off for many years and after the first 'flush of excitement' found that people take me for who i am and not what the nickname can represent.
On another note, i think that women can get away with more riskier names than men, maybe because women hold all the power where sex is involved.
On a more serious point, if you are offended by my name, let me know......i will change it if necessary.
kaz xx
Quote by kazswallows
On a more serious point, if you are offended by my name, let me know......i will change it if necessary.
kaz xx

Please don't.
I have a picture forming nicely in my mind.
(and - it might help me tell the difference between swallows and housemartins) wink
or swifts.
nooooo , i agree with dambuster...................nice images and all that.
lol :lol:
I have just been asked NOT to post feedback on the PSU (computer part) I bought off Ebay becuase my selling name reflects the stuff I sell (gay and lesbian) and the seller thinks that my username will do him/her harm if I post feedback :shock: :shock:
Geez- I guess gays and lesbians don't have computers then!
Any suggestions for a witty reply to the request? :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
lol :lol:
I have just been asked NOT to post feedback on the PSU (computer part) I bought off Ebay becuase my selling name reflects the stuff I sell (gay and lesbian) and the seller thinks that my username will do him/her harm if I post feedback :shock: :shock:
Geez- I guess gays and lesbians don't have computers then!
Any suggestions for a witty reply to the request? :twisted:

:shock: The bloody cheek!!!!!!!
I'd leave feedback anyway, and make it sickly sweey :lol:
what do u all think of this 8 months on???