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To much for the Miltary there, your right Dino, we are pulling out. Or in our terms a tactical withdrawal. and not running away honest.
the Dukes xx
Quote by The Dukes
To much for the Miltary there, your right Dino, we are pulling out. Or in our terms a tactical withdrawal. and not running away honest.
the Dukes xx

Dont you dare move poke we will find you :giggle: :giggle:
as Churchill said we will fight them on the beaches, in the air,sea and land. But ladies you are to much for me, getting all hot under the collar. under darkness he moves away.
better bring a bigger Tank
smile :)
Quote by The Dukes
To much for the Miltary there, your right Dino, we are pulling out. Or in our terms a tactical withdrawal. and not running away honest.
the Dukes xx
A shrewed military decision, Dukes, a tactical and swift withdrawal is by far the best way to go bolt . Give em a couple of hours or so until they have burnt themselves out, then move in with water cannons and tear gas etc wink .
They are like pissed off wasps if you bother em before they`ve had their "fun"l,
Trust me, ive seen it all before, its not a pretty sight :taz: :taz: :taz:
:twisted: is this not a good time to mention thick muscular thighs and toned arms and V shaped backs then????
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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:twisted: is this not a good time to mention thick muscular thighs and toned arms and V shaped backs then????
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Bloody hell Darkfire, dont be saying that to em, im trying to calm em down rolleyes
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, please, :gagged: ive almost got em back in there cages and then i can give out there medication, :silly:
Here was I at the start of the thread thinking ooooooooooooo yes men in uniforms (however I do confess a nice suit can do it for me too).....................and by the end I'm having fantasies about firemen and getting very wet with them(more ways than one :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: )I am going to have to go and lie down or better still google firemen and really get soaking :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
however the guy who lives in the corner of our street is a policeman and is on his own........................back in a bit bolt :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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a nice suit can do it for me

Yes it sure can, I saw some one in a very nice suit at the weekend :twisted:
school uniform does it for me everytime!
g/f goes wild when i wear my tux!
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:twisted: is this not a good time to mention thick muscular thighs ????
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:shock:
Don't even get me started on thighs !!!! worship
YOU know who you are ................. :twisted:
Fee
XX
Um..................do thongs, g-strings and spangly things count as a uniform? :undecided:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Still say us ambulance medics much nicer than firemen... and we come with our own gloves, certificates in kiss of life, and ability to set a heart racing...
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Still say us ambulance medics much nicer than firemen... and we come with our own gloves, certificates in kiss of life, and ability to set a heart racing...

absolutely not TnH rolleyes
Martial Arts suits are so much nicer than them green things - all white and crisp and starched and ...............
off for a lie down redface
Quote by HornyRed

Girls.
I suggest you get round my office Monday and possibly Tuesday, as there is going to be a fire inspection carried out by the local firemen lol :P of my office premises.....
But sadly there is no shower in the office :cry:
But I'm sure we could ask them to rig up a hose from the engine and use that a shower and get well soaped up :twisted: :twisted:

Sarah you are the best worship
Always full of horny ideas :rascal: :rascal: Fire inspection :bounce: :bounce:
Can i do a full flirty fireman inspection ? plz :worship: hoses and helmets need special attention rolleyes
This is just getting to good to be true biggrin Fee pinch me quick :thumbup:
Just had a thought, if they do arrive, there may be a photo available for the 2006 calendar :P :P
Quote by Kit
Still say us ambulance medics much nicer than firemen... and we come with our own gloves, certificates in kiss of life, and ability to set a heart racing...

absolutely not TnH rolleyes
Martial Arts suits are so much nicer than them green things - all white and crisp and starched and ...............
off for a lie down redface
You never seen me in my ambulance get up smile Though Gi's are fun, nothing like two fit ladies taking your arms and holding you down, and you are supposed to escape by throwing them... WHY???
also off for a lie down ;)
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Um..................do thongs, g-strings and spangly things count as a uniform? :undecided:
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Oh yes ES , its the official uniform of,
The Royal Order of Sluts,
An old and prestigeous order who`s history dates back many centuries, in fact its origins date from the dark ages . When they were compulsary item`s of adornment for all sex`s and ages, the brighter the sparkle, the more important you were in the village, the village elder`s and chieftain had so much sparkle they could be seen for miles around, shimmering in all their splendour, some still say that when the northern lights shine in the northern hemisphere skies, its the ghosts of the long dead chieftains , dancing thru the skies wink
Mrs Happy Cats did the uniform thing, she tried school mistress, bunny girl and nurse, I still think she looked best as an astronaut.
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Um..................do thongs, g-strings and spangly things count as a uniform? :undecided:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh yes ES , its the official uniform of,
The Royal Order of Sluts,
An old and prestigeous order who`s history dates back many centuries, in fact its origins date from the dark ages . When they were compulsary item`s of adornment for all sex`s and ages, the brighter the sparkle, the more important you were in the village, the village elder`s and chieftain had so much sparkle they could be seen for miles around, shimmering in all their splendour, some still say that when the northern lights shine in the northern hemisphere skies, its the ghosts of the long dead chieftains , dancing thru the skies wink
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Compulsory wear then! :wink: :wink:
innocent
Women In Uniform - reminds me of the Iron Maiden song.
Ah yes - I do like the secretary look - black skirt, stockings and suspenders. Come and take a "letter" Miss Jones!
Sarah, MrsFC, HornyRed, LadyFeeBee, Carol
you called??????

Stand back Dino
I have a hose here and I know how to point it.........
Quote by the_Laird
Sarah, MrsFC, HornyRed, LadyFeeBee, Carol
you called??????

Stand back Dino
I have a hose here and I know how to point it.........

worship Laird you always make me smile :worship:
Thanks sexy now come here for some kisses passionkiss kiss
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worship Laird you always make me smile :worship:
Thanks sexy now come here for some kisses passionkiss kiss

Thought you'd never ask
Let me tuck my hose away..............for now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
XX
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worship Happy Cats you always make me smile :worship:
Thanks sexy now come here for some kisses passionkiss kiss

Dimwit! You got it wrong again. Never mind i've corrected it for you!
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Thought you'd never ask
Let me tuck my hose away..............for now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
XX

Tuck away :rascal: :rascal:
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worship Happy Cats you always make me vomit :worship:
Thanks sexy now come here for a kick in the bollox :kick:

Dimwit! You got it wrong again. Never mind i've corrected it for you!
Dimwit yourself MCB... never mind, i added what she really meant...
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worship Happy Cats you always make me vomit :worship:
Thanks sexy now come here for a kick in the bollox :kick:

Dimwit! You got it wrong again. Never mind i've corrected it for you!
Dimwit yourself MCB... never mind, i added what she really meant...
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dont know what I'm laughing at ! :cry:
Oii you pair.............STOP HIJACKING OUR MOMENT TOGETHER
piss off somewhere else wink
Quote by Happy Cats


worship Happy Cats you always make me smile :worship:
Thanks sexy now come here for some kisses passionkiss kiss

Dimwit! You got it wrong again. Never mind i've corrected it for you!
Thats how sad you are rotflmao :rotflmao: you have to take my quotes, which were not for you :uhoh: taken from laird :rotflmao: :rotflmao: saddo innocent
You quote forger :eeek:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Pours another beer and lies back to enjoy the show! wink :twisted:
drinkies
innocent :whistling:
Bloody Postie, forget that thread about what his nickname is, I know what his real life knickname is, or at least what his old school chums used to call him - Fudge!
Ask me why!