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Quote by HornyRed

Girls.
I suggest you get round my office Monday and possibly Tuesday, as there is going to be a fire inspection carried out by the local firemen lol :P of my office premises.....
But sadly there is no shower in the office :cry:
But I'm sure we could ask them to rig up a hose from the engine and use that a shower and get well soaped up :twisted: :twisted:

Sarah you are the best worship
Always full of horny ideas :rascal: :rascal: Fire inspection :bounce: :bounce:
Can i do a full flirty fireman inspection ? plz :worship: hoses and helmets need special attention rolleyes
This is just getting to good to be true biggrin Fee pinch me quick :thumbup:
I could agree more sarah you the best. :D
Just give me the time and the place and i'll be there evil wink
Carol
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Quote by the_Laird
Sarah, MrsFC, HornyRed, LadyFeeBee, Carol
you called??????

Stand back Dino
I have a hose here and I know how to point it.........

Well done laird biggrin i'll just get the soap so u can do my back for me wink
Carol
postie
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Bloody Postie, forget that thread about what his nickname is, I know what his real life knickname is, or at least what his old school chums used to call him - Fudge!
Ask me why!

Oh go on then.... why?????????????????????
may have to stay up another 5 mins now to see what drivel you type.... rolleyes
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by postie
Bloody Postie, forget that thread about what his nickname is, I know what his real life knickname is, or at least what his old school chums used to call him - Fudge!
Ask me why!

Oh go on then.... why?????????????????????
may have to stay up another 5 mins now to see what drivel you type.... rolleyes
I knew I only had to wait.
They called you fudge because..............................

Thats what you could have spelt with your exam results!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
postie
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Bloody Postie, forget that thread about what his nickname is, I know what his real life knickname is, or at least what his old school chums used to call him - Fudge!
Ask me why!

Oh go on then.... why?????????????????????
may have to stay up another 5 mins now to see what drivel you type.... rolleyes
I knew I only had to wait.
They called you fudge because..............................

Thats what you could have spelt with your exam results!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bastid ! You wait till saturday...
and your nick name at school was.....
Man
shortened from your real name.... Mandy.
off to bed.. nite all
markz
Sex God
biggrin :D :D :D
batten down the hatches
Unknown User
thanks for the replies i want to see what uniforms the ladies liked and what one the guys liked, Im a fire officer and often hear women say thing about us guys, but thing never happen
Unknown User
Quote by hozeauk
Im a fire officer

:shock: :shock:
Now why didn't you mention that earlier? wink
How quick can you get to Scotland? :happy: :happy:
Fee
XX
Unknown User
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Im a fire officer

:shock: :shock:
Now why didn't you mention that earlier? wink
How quick can you get to Scotland? :happy: :happy:
Fee
XX
Wait there Fee and i'll be along to join you shortly biggrin :wink:
carol
HornyRed
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Im a fire officer

:shock: :shock:
Now why didn't you mention that earlier? wink
How quick can you get to Scotland? :happy: :happy:
Fee
XX
Fee i thought we were sharing dunno
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Im a fire officer

:shock: :shock:
Now why didn't you mention that earlier? wink
How quick can you get to Scotland? :happy: :happy:
Fee
XX
Fee i thought we were sharing dunno
Wait for me you two, share and share alike please :P lol
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Im a fire officer

:shock: :shock:
Now why didn't you mention that earlier? wink
How quick can you get to Scotland? :happy: :happy:
Fee
XX
Fee i thought we were sharing dunno
Wait for me you two, share and share alike please :P lol
Will always share with you Sarah kiss
Unknown User
Quote by HornyRed
Fee i thought we were sharing dunno

HornyRed, I can't manage without you :shock: We're a team wink
I was hoping to lure you up to Scotland too :twisted:
And Sarah too hopefully :twisted:
Fee
XX
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee

Fee i thought we were sharing dunno

HornyRed, I can't manage without you :shock: We're a team wink
I was hoping to lure you up to Scotland too :twisted:
And Sarah too hopefully :twisted:
Fee
XX
Lure me up to Scotland :rascal:
Looks like a girly shag fest passionkiss
marmalaid
Sex God
Do y'all need a driver? I'll get myself a chauffeur outfit if that'll help. biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by HornyRed

Fee i thought we were sharing dunno

HornyRed, I can't manage without you :shock: We're a team wink
I was hoping to lure you up to Scotland too :twisted:
And Sarah too hopefully :twisted:
Fee
XX
Lure me up to Scotland :rascal:
Looks like a girly shag fest passionkiss
Fantastic!!
So we now have a fireman shagathon, military shagathon and a girlie shagfest !! :happy:
I'd better eat my porridge that morning.......need to keep my strength up cool
Fee
XX
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
Do y'all need a driver? I'll get myself a chauffeur outfit if that'll help. biggrin

I can drive myself poke
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Do y'all need a driver? I'll get myself a chauffeur outfit if that'll help. biggrin

I can drive myself poke
Hmmm, there you go again with that pointy stick! Square up to me like a ma... erm, like a red horny thing!
Unknown User
would need twos and blues all the way to scotland, to see you !!
tallnhairy
Sex God
Quote by hozeauk
would need twos and blues all the way to scotland, to see you !!

I can do those... well blues n twos anyway...
markz
Sex God
was someone looking for a fireman biggrin
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Do y'all need a driver? I'll get myself a chauffeur outfit if that'll help. biggrin

I can drive myself and everyone else mad banghead loon
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Do y'all need a driver? I'll get myself a chauffeur outfit if that'll help. biggrin

I can drive myself and everyone else mad banghead loon
Come here i have plans for you :rascal:
HornyRed
Sex God
Quote by markz
was someone looking for a fireman biggrin

innocent
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by HornyRed
Do y'all need a driver? I'll get myself a chauffeur outfit if that'll help. biggrin

I can drive myself and everyone else mad banghead loon
Come here i have plans for you :rascal:
so many plans, so little action dunno
edinbughchris
Sexpert
So who's going to the Chameleons Uniform night?
. . . . . . (Or can suggest what I should wear? :idea: )
ScruBz
Forum Virgin
ill rent out my fire kit silly
to the highest bidder smile
Although knowing me id be caught and probably fired!
tallnhairy
Sex God
Still say you need to represent all the emergency services ;)
edinbughchris
Sexpert
This is looking as if I would have to hire one (not being an emergency service myself lol). Is there a place in Brum that is easy for hiring? Unfortunately I would have to be able to return it on the Sunday as travel arrangements mean being in London area Sunday night.
What about home made ideas? Is there something more interesting than going as an accident victim with just a sheet wrapped round me? Any variations on headmaster/schoolboy?
:moon: smackbottomwhip :jagsatwork: :gagged: :bounce:
markz
Sex God
if you ring 999 you'll get lots of firemen :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: