A tip for watersports lovers - buy tickets for next year's T in the Park festival. Not something I'm into but if you are you cant turn anywhere without someone pissing in the open.
This year I saw the 2nd most unsexiest sight ever at a festival. I was relieving myself at the urinals when a girl of about 18 walked in, drunkenly stared at my crotch then dropped her jeans and had a piss in front of me. Halfway through she lost her balance and fell over. I calmy zipped up as she lay half naked, muff on view to the world, lying in piss-sodden grass without a care. Lovely. Thankfully her friend walked in and tried to get her up as I was leaving.
Unsexiest sight ever was last year's T in the Park - actually saw a woman laying fast asleep who had pissed herself - her crotch was just one wet patch. Not only that but her false teeth were laying on the grass next to her mouth.
Anybody beat that?
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I saw something identical at Glastonbury a couple of years back. Like the mud she fell in wasn't wet enough before people started pissing in it. She left an arse shaped splat imprinted in the mud when she got up. :shock:
I also felt rather queasy at the sight of a crustie's dog vomiting some sort of 'unidentifiable green matter' down the aisle of a coach heading back to Barcelona from a free festival, which given the given the rather fragile state I was already in was just not what I wanted to see. Or smell. Nor was that crustie, come to think of it.
I also felt rather queasy at the sight of a crustie's dog vomiting some sort of 'unidentifiable green matter' down the aisle of a coach heading back to Barcelona from a free festival, which given the given the rather fragile state I was already in was just not what I wanted to see. Or smell. Nor was that crustie, come to think of it.
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Unsexiest sight ever was last year's T in the Park - actually saw a woman laying fast asleep who had pissed herself - her crotch was just one wet patch. Not only that but her false teeth were laying on the grass next to her mouth.
So THAT'S where i left her
:lol: :lol: Matt
Sex God
not unpleasant but funny. my mate went for a piss over by the fence when the potaloos were being cleaned, stood there-cock in hand and a bit worse for wear he became aware of some cheering and the fact it was rather well lit where he was standing. he looked up and to his surprise, there was the queue for the womans toilets and about 20-30 girls heckling the size of his manhood. 
Sexpert
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A tip for watersports lovers - buy tickets for next year's T in the Park festival. Not something I'm into but if you are you cant turn anywhere without someone pissing in the open.
This year I saw the 2nd most unsexiest sight ever at a festival. I was relieving myself at the urinals when a girl of about 18 walked in, drunkenly stared at my crotch then dropped her jeans and had a piss in front of me. Halfway through she lost her balance and fell over. I calmy zipped up as she lay half naked, muff on view to the world, lying in piss-sodden grass without a care. Lovely. Thankfully her friend walked in and tried to get her up as I was leaving.
Unsexiest sight ever was last year's T in the Park - actually saw a woman laying fast asleep who had pissed herself - her crotch was just one wet patch. Not only that but her false teeth were laying on the grass next to her mouth.
Anybody beat that?
Not surprising when the country is full of people who think you have to get pissed to enjoy yourself.
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A tip for watersports lovers - buy tickets for next year's T in the Park festival. Not something I'm into but if you are you cant turn anywhere without someone pissing in the open.
This year I saw the 2nd most unsexiest sight ever at a festival. I was relieving myself at the urinals when a girl of about 18 walked in, drunkenly stared at my crotch then dropped her jeans and had a piss in front of me. Halfway through she lost her balance and fell over. I calmy zipped up as she lay half naked, muff on view to the world, lying in piss-sodden grass without a care. Lovely. Thankfully her friend walked in and tried to get her up as I was leaving.
Unsexiest sight ever was last year's T in the Park - actually saw a woman laying fast asleep who had pissed herself - her crotch was just one wet patch. Not only that but her false teeth were laying on the grass next to her mouth.
Anybody beat that?
Not surprising when the country is full of people who think you have to get pissed to enjoy yourself.
Ah!
Pootling round a woodland course during lunch in the 4x4. Saw a track judge relieving himself by a tree with his back to us. Now what do you do, drive past, look the other way, or 'accidentally' flick on the two tones...
Poor guy went a good 2 foot streight up... Not disgusting really, but was bloody funny at the time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ok I have an evil sense of humour...
Poor guy went a good 2 foot streight up... Not disgusting really, but was bloody funny at the time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ok I have an evil sense of humour...
I saw a very funny site at Glasto 04'.
I was queuing at the turdis toilets by the Other stage and some lazy fuckwit who couldnt be arsed to queue for the bogs, was pissing in a muddy (and no doubt piss-sodden) ditch.
As he was half way through he slipped and fell into the afore mentioned ditch....and ended up covered in pissy (possibly shitty) mud. And I mean covered!
Hahahaha, serves the dirty fecker right!!
Hope it went in his mouth :twisted:
I was queuing at the turdis toilets by the Other stage and some lazy fuckwit who couldnt be arsed to queue for the bogs, was pissing in a muddy (and no doubt piss-sodden) ditch.
As he was half way through he slipped and fell into the afore mentioned ditch....and ended up covered in pissy (possibly shitty) mud. And I mean covered!
Hahahaha, serves the dirty fecker right!!
Hope it went in his mouth :twisted:
Sex God
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Not surprising when the country is full of people who think you have to get pissed to enjoy yourself.
Hear hear peebs, my thoughts exactly.
Mike.
I was at Notting Hill Carnival once and saw a woman in a wide floral skirt piss herself whilst just walking along the pavement. She simply let go as she was strolling along and it all splashed down her legs. Weird. presumably she thought it was sufficiently crowded that nobody would notice.
Yehaf, that woman reminds me of two very trollied guys at Glasto this year.
We were dancing about in the crowd during Basement Jaxx and these guys who were right behind us were acting like right twats, when we heard one of them say "the way forward is to piss yerself..."
And with that they did
How disgusting!!
We soon let them move on down to the front, dirty feckin twats!!
We were dancing about in the crowd during Basement Jaxx and these guys who were right behind us were acting like right twats, when we heard one of them say "the way forward is to piss yerself..."
And with that they did
How disgusting!!
We soon let them move on down to the front, dirty feckin twats!!
Sex God
Wasnt quite so disgusting at the Milton Keynes Bowl, but as the toilets were disgusting and the queues were huge, the woodland surrounding was being used as communal toilets! Have to admit, yes I did pee in there, but i didnt fall over nor was i pissed, just desperate for a wee!
The friend I was with went in there too, and in the stupid frame of mind i was in, got my phone out to take a snap shot but somehow ended up with a video of him peeing
:crazy:
The friend I was with went in there too, and in the stupid frame of mind i was in, got my phone out to take a snap shot but somehow ended up with a video of him peeing
:crazy: 