Unwanted XMAS present swapshop

29 Dec 2005

has anyone got Xmas presie they don't want and need to swap? all mine were edible so i ate them all and now i am the size of a big balloon. redface

29 Dec 2005

Funnily enough I didn't get any useless, unwanted or generally crap presents this year.
Good job really as you haven't got anything to swap now you've eaten all yours :giggle:

29 Dec 2005

i only got one and that was a bottle of bacardi so i wrapped it up and put it in marcuso's secaret santa sack last night :thumbup:
and going by some of the pressies in there i wasn't the only one lol

29 Dec 2005

Could've been worse, Marcuso's shorts could've been in there

29 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
a bottle of bacardi

this is never an unwanted present surely, full or empty lol

29 Dec 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Good job really as you haven't got anything to swap now you've eaten all yours :giggle:

caught me out... could always give out IOU notes for next xmas.

30 Dec 2005

The most useless and hopeless present I got was a bog roll holder which was a sitck stuck on a shoe tree with a bog roll on it. I wish I was advanced enough to take a photo of it as i am sure it would cause a lot of amusement. Any idea wecome!!!!

30 Dec 2005

I'm Happy as Fluck with my presents...CC bought me a really nice Silver BMW 1.9 TI SE Compact...about a month early as well..!!..... wink

:smug:
Marcus.... :wink:

30 Dec 2005

I have no presents to exchange because excluding the money my mum gave me to take my lad out to notts to see a live band on new years eve (if I can blag entry)... I got zip all in the way of presents...
I did get a cracking card from my lad that "sings" thats the way I like it, uh huh, uh huh... with a graphic of some poor guy getting flogged by a leather clad dominatrix while the plastic thingiie sworls, (I think my son needs teaching that I'm a Dom not a sub, lmao) but he sure knows i'm into the scene (guess its all the 'get to bed by 10 as i'm at lushlove tonight' that gave the game aways, lol) oh, and he also got me of amber leaf tobaco...
So with no other presents what so ever, i'm a very happy dad as my lad on his own back got me a card and a "pressy" and that makes me the proudest father in the world.

30 Dec 2005

Got the usual exept socks, which I need, and slippers which I don't.
Got to aet these chocky's before they go off though. wink

30 Dec 2005

For every crap pressie someone got me, I went out and bought myself something nice from that person and put their's in the bootsale box biggrin

I ended up with some really nice things wink

30 Dec 2005

i got a double ended dildo but when you turn it on it almost takes off its that powerful. Just advising people with false teeth to make sure they are firmly secure before inserting into any orifices cos it will shake them out!! oh and if u turn it up to 'hyper drive' it inteferes with the tv reception so god knows what my neighbours are thinking im up to again. lol