Up the butt cleanliness

16 Jan 2010

Sorry, I couldn't bring myself to title the thread 'Anal Douching' redface

but yep, that's what I mean...
I'm not someone with massive anal experience, so I'm wondering if other forumites can help. How does one go about ensuring optimum anal cleanliness if a session involving anal play is on the cards?
dunno

16 Jan 2010

I ensure that I have been to the toilet a couple of hours before.
I shower and give my bum special attention.
Above all I attempt to have baby wipes close by. I always remember that poo is natural and that it can be washed off.

16 Jan 2010

Anal douching would have been a more favourable phrase than 'up the butt'! lol

Make sure you've been to the toilet that morning before the evening in question, if not a couple of hours before. Get yourself some wet wipes and use them instead of toilet roll, then while in the shower get your little purpose made doucher out, fill it with clean warm water and off you go. :lol:
Main hints and tips; take entry slowly, lots of lube, wet wipes at hand, a few glasses of wine to relax and don't tense up.
kiss

Have fun. ;)

16 Jan 2010

Quote by brucie
and just say no to A2M

:laughabove::laughabove:
Some people have no sence of adventure... lol

16 Jan 2010

Remove shower head, warm water
Run to loo - repeat

16 Jan 2010

Bloody hell Nola, I used to admire your turn of phrase!

16 Jan 2010

Quote by TheLovelyOne
Bloody hell Nola, I used to admire your turn of phrase!

Not a Sex and the City fan then? T'was an oblique reference to an episode in which one of the characters gets asked (sort of) to have anal sex for the first time.
Apologies if the 'butt' is offending - but am appreciating the advice! wink

16 Jan 2010

Quote by noladreams
Bloody hell Nola, I used to admire your turn of phrase!

Not a Sex and the City fan then? T'was an oblique reference to an episode in which one of the characters gets asked (sort of) to have anal sex for the first time.
Apologies if the 'butt' is offending - but am appreciating the advice! wink

I must have been being slow and missed that reference........must go and get the SATC box set out! redface

16 Jan 2010

Quote by poshkate
Bloody hell Nola, I used to admire your turn of phrase!

Not a Sex and the City fan then? T'was an oblique reference to an episode in which one of the characters gets asked (sort of) to have anal sex for the first time.
Apologies if the 'butt' is offending - but am appreciating the advice! wink

I must have been being slow and missed that reference........must go and get the SATC box set out! redface

So what werethe SATC tips for said cleanliness? :giggle:

16 Jan 2010

Quote by TheLovelyOne
...........
So what were the SATC tips for said cleanliness? :giggle:

;)

16 Jan 2010

Quote by poshkate
Bloody hell Nola, I used to admire your turn of phrase!

Not a Sex and the City fan then? T'was an oblique reference to an episode in which one of the characters gets asked (sort of) to have anal sex for the first time.
Apologies if the 'butt' is offending - but am appreciating the advice! wink

I must have been being slow and missed that reference........must go and get the SATC box set out! redface

Do you not remember them in the taxi and Charlotte is freaking out?
Cab Driver: No smoking in cab.
Carrie: Sir, we're talking up the butt, a cigarette is in order.

16 Jan 2010

you can get a neat attachment which screws onto your shower hose. this goes up your bum.
loosening up the immediate stools will happen quite simply. You can clear out to a deeper depth by washing out the colon. This requires a bit more practice.
Too much information already, probably. But it makes all the differenec if you want prolonged anal and wish to remain clean.

16 Jan 2010

Quote by New_eastmids
Remove shower head, warm water
Run to loo - repeat

:thumbup:
I'm with them lol

16 Jan 2010

Just want to point out that my query was merely academic. wink

16 Jan 2010

Yeah, yeah Nola! ;)
We believe you, thousands wouldn't! lol

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16 Jan 2010

Quote by little gem
Yeah, yeah Nola! ;)
We believe you, thousands wouldn't!
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*stamps feet petulantly* Honestly, it is.... I was watching some porn earlier and that is what prompted my question.

17 Jan 2010

A local pseudo health clinic charges £95 for these sorts of things on the grounds that they de-toxify you...
A DIY kit from Amazon can be obtained for less than a tenner.

17 Jan 2010

I know some people spend an absolute fortune on enemas, and the reason for that (so I'm told) is that to DIY is very dangerous. With that in mind I suspect that a great deal of caution is needed.

17 Jan 2010

So, telling you how to do it was wasted? Bloody timewaster, and a mod too! Who the bloody hell do we complain to for being forced into the debauched mental images, which inadvertantly might have been suggested with extensive inbetween the lines reading, with your post porn questioning and interesting replies?
Hmmmm?
I need a cigarette now and I don't even smoke! lol

I'm a virgin and have never ever had sex ever, let alone up my butt!
:uhoh:
Porn isn't real life anyway. They edit all the muckiness out, unless you're in the specialist section with alternative tastes, so to speak.

17 Jan 2010

Quote by noladreams
Yeah, yeah Nola! ;)
We believe you, thousands wouldn't!
.

*stamps feet petulantly* Honestly, it is.... I was watching some porn earlier and that is what prompted my question.
Hmmmmm........... there isn 't much 'theory' needed here. Its either a half full or not (gl)ass.........

17 Jan 2010

Quote by BrightonGeezer
I know some people spend an absolute fortune on enemas, and the reason for that (so I'm told) is that to DIY is very dangerous. With that in mind I suspect that a great deal of caution is needed.

:thumbup: never use a jet washer on ya bum. wink

17 Jan 2010

Quote by Bear69
:thumbup: never use a jet washer on ya bum.

Is that from personal experience Bear ???

17 Jan 2010

17 Jan 2010

OK im sat here absolutly wetting myself at this thread xxxxx
OMG HOW FUNNY
I cetainly wouldnt be going for a curry or red wine or senecot thats for sure lol
Being as im an anal lover i have been fortunate never to get myself caught out!!
Good luck with this one lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

17 Jan 2010

Quote by Bear69
I know some people spend an absolute fortune on enemas, and the reason for that (so I'm told) is that to DIY is very dangerous. With that in mind I suspect that a great deal of caution is needed.

:thumbup: never use a jet washer on ya bum. wink

Indeed, exit only here dude! lol

18 Jan 2010

Remove shower head, warm water
Run to loo - repeat

I'm no expert and don't have experience but any insertion of something that you cannot control the pressure or temperature of sounds incredibly dangerous to me

18 Jan 2010

Quote by ToshUK
Remove shower head, warm water
Run to loo - repeat

I'm no expert and don't have experience but any insertion of something that you cannot control the pressure or temperature of sounds incredibly dangerous to me
Not to mention the 100 yard dash from our shower to the loo, avoiding the cable trailing from the stereo out the door! :scared: Ermmm not that we ever touch the stereo with wet hands ;)

18 Jan 2010

In tucks of laughter imagining fluff doing the 100yds buttock clench dash.

18 Jan 2010

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Remove shower head, warm water
Run to loo - repeat

I'm no expert and don't have experience but any insertion of something that you cannot control the pressure or temperature of sounds incredibly dangerous to me
Not to mention the 100 yard dash from our shower to the loo, avoiding the cable trailing from the stereo out the door! :scared: Ermmm not that we ever touch the stereo with wet hands ;)
:scared: :giggle::laughabove:

20 Jan 2010

Ok, someone had to ask, so it might as well be me (blonde moment here).
If you get one of those thingy-me-bobs for sticking up your 'butt' to wash it out, what the hell do you put in it? Normal, warm(ish) water, or you do you use some kind of gentle soap? Would it irritate?
Sorry, but I just had to ask redface