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We'd appreciate some help.
We are keen to find an upmarket club in the UK, ideally not too far from Oxford. Being relalistic we know we'll have to travel but hopefully not more than a couple of hours.
We've visited several UK clubs but all seem to be aimed at a pretty non-discriminating membership.
All suggestions gratefully received.
Louise and David
xx
Dawnie
Sex God
I'm not too convinced what you mean by "upmarket" or why you would feel the need for one dunno
Unknown User
Quote by louiseanddavid
We've visited several UK clubs but all seem to be aimed at a pretty non-discriminating membership.
All suggestions gratefully received.
Louise and David
xx

Aaahhhh yes, unfortunately most of the swinging clubs are not fussy about who let let in through their doors.... Alas it's a cross we have to bear *Sigh*
Suggestions?? I have a couple but posting them would result in my subsequent ban from this site....
The one I can post is that perhaps you should arrange your own parties for "selected and carefully chosen" people.... Maybe then you wont have the be subjected to all the riff raff rolleyes
Oh and incase it's not obvious.... I was being sarcastic :roll:
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
We've visited several UK clubs but all seem to be aimed at a pretty non-discriminating membership.
All suggestions gratefully received.
Louise and David
xx

Aaahhhh yes, unfortunately most of the swinging clubs are not fussy about who let let in through their doors.... Alas it's a cross we have to bear *Sigh*
Suggestions?? I have a couple but posting them would result in my subsequent ban from this site....
The one I can post is that perhaps you should arrange your own parties for "selected and carefully chosen" people.... Maybe then you wont have the be subjected to all the riff raff rolleyes
Oh and incase it's not obvious.... I was being sarcastic :roll:
I suppose looking at the way that response was written its no good asking for a shag tonight :giggle:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Can't see what difference it makes when you're all naked anyway. Are we all common on here or what?
Unknown User
Quote by Mallock2006
I suppose looking at the way that response was written its no good asking for a shag tonight :giggle:

FGS you could have just turned round and asked me that as I am only sitting 10 foot away from you smackbottom :giggle:
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Can't see what difference it makes when you're all naked anyway. Are we all common on here or what?

Its all in the perfectly manicured toenails you know *taps nose and winks*
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006
Can't see what difference it makes when you're all naked anyway. Are we all common on here or what?

Its all in the perfectly manicured toenails you know *taps nose and winks*
Perhaps they say 'oh my goodness darling one's arriving', when they're about to cum?
Ps Mallock do you have manicured toenails then? :shock: lol
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
Ps Mallock do you have manicured toenails then? :shock: lol

I am saying nothing apart from pink wink :uhoh:
MikeNorth
Sex God
You appear to want a club that is more "selective"...but then how can you be sure that you will be "selected"? lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
You appear to want a club that is more "selective"...but then how can you be sure that you will be "selected"? lol

Ooooooooooo good point Mike!
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Ps Mallock do you have manicured toenails then? :shock: lol

I am perfectly manicured from head to toe I'll have you know ;-)
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006

Ps Mallock do you have manicured toenails then? :shock: lol

I am perfectly manicured from head to toe I'll have you know ;-)
Proof required methinks!
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Proof required methinks!

innocent
little__gem
Sex God
I often think we should apply to see what response we get.
Ooooo, I can feel a thread coming on where we compare their Simon Cowell-esque scourging replies! "Idol Application Fever " maybe? dunno
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by little gem
I often think we should apply to see what response we get.
Ooooo, I can feel a thread coming on where we compare their Simon Cowell-esque scourging replies! "Idol Application Fever " maybe? dunno

So it's a mass application to Fever this weekend is it?
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
So it's a mass application to Fever this weekend is it?

I am a recipient of complimentary tickets to all of their events if any lady believes she is up to the task of accompanying me innocent
bolt
Unknown User
Dont mind me I am just rolling on the floor rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006

So it's a mass application to Fever this weekend is it?

I am a recipient of complimentary tickets to all of their events if any lady believes she is up to the task of accompanying me innocent
bolt
I'd go with you but can't see us getting very far, can you dunno
Have a feeling we'd get chucked out rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I often think we should apply to see what response we get.
Ooooo, I can feel a thread coming on where we compare their Simon Cowell-esque scourging replies! "Idol Application Fever " maybe? dunno

So it's a mass application to Fever this weekend is it?
When we get there, first round for the champagne and cocktails is yours I think, FB lol
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I'd go with you but can't see us getting very far, can you dunno
Have a feeling we'd get chucked out rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

I'm fine as I dont fart....
I flatulate innocent
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006
I'm fine as I dont fart....
I flatulate innocent

You lying bastard rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Fart arse rolleyes
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
When we get there, first round for the champagne and cocktails is yours I think, FB lol

Oooooooooo someone was plying me with cocktails on Friday redface Jolly nice they were too!
And of course I don't mind if you all want to buy me a round of champagne and cocktails! :lol:
Unknown User
I hope you were not drinking anything when you read his reply Dawn :giggle:
Champagne cocktails all round I think biggrin
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie

I'm fine as I dont fart....
I flatulate innocent

You lying person of illegitimate parentage
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Fart arse rolleyes
Please please do try to keep up appearances dear... ;-)
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006
Please please do try to keep up appearances dear... ;-)

Oh my God :eeek:
You'll be asking me to bring slippers next time I come over :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie

Please please do try to keep up appearances dear... ;-)

Oh my God :eeek:
You'll be asking me to bring slippers next time I come over :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
But of course...
It is the done thing you know..
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie

Please please do try to keep up appearances dear... ;-)

Oh my God :eeek:
You'll be asking me to bring slippers next time I come over :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Come over what? :shock:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

Please please do try to keep up appearances dear... ;-)

Oh my God :eeek:
You'll be asking me to bring slippers next time I come over :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Come over what? :shock:
:eeek:
Thats the second time tonight I've pissed my knickers rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Where is Harry dunno