The Immac bladeless razor is brilliant at removing pubic plumage and leaving a silky smooth finish in 3 minutes.
HOWEVER....
When removing the bikini beard and going for the Kojak look, you may get a slight stinging sensation if you get the cream on the bits you shouldn't get it on ( this sensation may increase to a mild burning, if you have not long got out of a hot bath). At this point you have two options:
Option A: Remove the cream immediately with lots of tepid water.
Option B: Ignore the stinging and complete the full 3 minutes before removing the cream and unwanted fanny-fuzz.
Being behind schedule on Friday evening... I opted for 'Option B'. Fooled by the immediate refief of the cool water at the end of the 3 minutes, there was still some mild irritation as I began to get dressed. So, mirror in hand I gave the silky pleasure purse a visual inspection. Looking good, slightly deeper pink, but looking good none the same.
By the time I arrived at the club it was all feeling much better, in fact it felt normal - panic over!
Pants off and into action. A gentleman friend slid his hand down to part the pleasure curtains "Wow, that's hot!" he said. I put this down to the 1 hour drive with the heated seats on all the way and the car heater on full blast.
As the body bouncing commenced I too began to feel the warmth. The more friction, the more sensitivity - but a kind of nice sensitivity.
Cutting out all of the juicy bits, I'll continue from the point at the end of the evening when I returned home....
My crotch was now generating more heat than a thermo-nuclear power plant with a faulty cooling system.
Mirror in had I yet again inspected the burning beaver. No blisters, lesions or other outward signs of damage or injury, just a change in colour from pink to flaming scarlet. I attempted to conduct my inspection further with the aid of a finger or two. "OUCH" ... "F*CKING HELL" my pussy was so sore, discomfort at the slightest touch, burning hot and definately NOT HAPPY.
I slept with a large cushion between my knees to allow a cool flow of air to pass over the volcanic vulva.
Saturday evening there was no chance of rampant romping due to the uncomfortable sensitivity.
Today (Sunday) it feels better, a lot better, but is still slightly sore and sensitive.
I have no doubt the juicy joy-pot will be back in action midweek and fully recovered in time for the Essex Munch.
But ladies.... BE WARNED.... go for 'Option A', unless you want a glow-in-the-dark duvet heater for a couple of days.
PS: Belated offers to kiss it better are always welcomed :twisted:
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Sex God
I sympathise and have experienced similar when using depilatory creams not deisgned for sensitive skin 
I haven't used the bladeless razor, but I rather thought it was only to be used on legs?
I did once use a hair removing mousse on my pubic hair and although it said on the can it was only to be used on legs, I tried it anyway :shock:
Result was not quite as bad as yours, but burning, itching and broken inflamed skin for several days afterwards, soon taught me not to use it again apart from on my legs
Hope you're soon feeling better
Tracy-Jayne
I haven't used the bladeless razor, but I rather thought it was only to be used on legs?
I did once use a hair removing mousse on my pubic hair and although it said on the can it was only to be used on legs, I tried it anyway :shock:
Result was not quite as bad as yours, but burning, itching and broken inflamed skin for several days afterwards, soon taught me not to use it again apart from on my legs
Hope you're soon feeling better
Tracy-Jayne
no offers to kiss it better then 
Sex God
Ive seen these things on the telly . Masquerading under the dubioud title of a 'bladeless razor system' WTF ! ? Is there anything apart from a mulit million pound ad campaign that sperates this system more than a little bit from a toob of immac and a lolly stick scraper ?
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Ive seen these things on the telly . Masquerading under the dubioud title of a 'bladeless razor system' WTF ! ? Is there anything apart from a mulit million pound ad campaign that sperates this system more than a little bit from a toob of immac and a lolly stick scraper ?
It does actually work better and quicker than the cream - just not good to get it on the inner surface of the ol' love larder.
Orgasminator
Especially for you:
Sex God
Damn shame that Vix didn't see this before she had her little , um, incident with the depilatory mousse
Bev
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Warming the Bed
well thats put me off using that...think i will just stick to keeping it nice and tidy as i have shaved it off twice now, and it itched for ages it was torment 
if anything it put me off sex as all i wanted to do was itch the bugger
Clarrich
if anything it put me off sex as all i wanted to do was itch the bugger Clarrich
Master of Sex
I see you're on top form PL - is there a prize for counting all your alliterations or was that a personal mental challenge to take your mind of your burning bush ?
I trust that your pulsating pussy is better soon if not already!
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I trust that your pulsating pussy is better soon if not already!
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I see you're on top form PL - is there a prize for counting all your alliterations or was that a personal mental challenge to take your mind of your burning bush ?
I trust that your pulsating pussy is better soon if not already!
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At last someone who appreciates the effort
. It actually was a distraction. I thought if I could laugh about it, it would stop me for realising and writing the basic fact and truth of the matter.....MY F*CKING C*NT IS KILLING ME! :sad:
It was getting better and now it is having one of those "it gets worse before it gets better" moments.
Alkaline burns + alkaine pee =
:fuckinghell: Sex God
Polo try pouring tepid water over your fanny as you pee, will dilute it and probably not sting quite so much.
Bev
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Bev
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Sex God
YVW hun, hope it feels better soon
Bev
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Bev
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I can definately add my voice to this one, as I was 'doing a Vix' (as it shall now be known ) on Friday night too! Copious amounts of tea tree gel, much silent screaming (due to kids being in bed and not wanting them to wake up to sounds of great horror!) and many prayers that it would be ok for Saturday night!!! Fortunately it was but OWWWWW!!!!!!
mq is now praying for a pain free pubic hair removal system to be developed VERY SOON!
) on Friday night too! Copious amounts of tea tree gel, much silent screaming (due to kids being in bed and not wanting them to wake up to sounds of great horror!) and many prayers that it would be ok for Saturday night!!! Fortunately it was but OWWWWW!!!!!! mq is now praying for a pain free pubic hair removal system to be developed VERY SOON!
PoloLady deserves a big round of applause for her superb writing - not only brilliantly penned, keeping the attention on every line to the end, and a glorious welter of useful information, but also bonding on the forum by sharing something personal in such a tasteful way.
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This thread - like many on SH - is a fantastic resource of info on matters vaguely (or directly) related to sex. Who better to ask than peeps who think about their sexuality, cultivate, take a pride in it, discuss and debate it openly and honestly. (I have already mentioned some of the soothing tips from this thread to a close friend who I know is forever juggling between waxing, creaming, shaving and depilating. One of her experiments included asking me to talk to her and then unexpectedly rip the wax strips from her sensitive areas when she wasn't expecting it - as I can't always be on hand to offer such services she is always looking for refinements!)
Well done, PoloLady - like your style! I don't know if 'kissing it better' is just what you need at the moment (as opposed to someone to run your bath, run down to the chemist for unguents etc) but I'm sure you'll have no shortage at the right time.
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This thread - like many on SH - is a fantastic resource of info on matters vaguely (or directly) related to sex. Who better to ask than peeps who think about their sexuality, cultivate, take a pride in it, discuss and debate it openly and honestly. (I have already mentioned some of the soothing tips from this thread to a close friend who I know is forever juggling between waxing, creaming, shaving and depilating. One of her experiments included asking me to talk to her and then unexpectedly rip the wax strips from her sensitive areas when she wasn't expecting it - as I can't always be on hand to offer such services she is always looking for refinements!)
Well done, PoloLady - like your style! I don't know if 'kissing it better' is just what you need at the moment (as opposed to someone to run your bath, run down to the chemist for unguents etc) but I'm sure you'll have no shortage at the right time.
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