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valentines poems

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10 Feb 2004

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10 Feb 2004

what is the funniest valentines poem you have received or sent??
mine is
Roses are red,
Cabbages are green,
I like you legs,
And the bit in-between

10 Feb 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Very good!
Here's one from a couple of years ago. Names have been changed to protect the (all too) innocent:
Oh beautiful Phyllida Bell
How I wish that I had words to tell
Of the depth and extent
Of my amorous intent
Towards you. I haven't. Oh hell.

10 Feb 2004

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Mine are all wet,
And will come off for you.
I never did find out who sent it, even after much detective work... :cry: