Vibrator dilemma..

3 Jul 2014

Yesterday I received a package from lovehoney that I'd ordered, a toy which turns out to be faulty and therefore I will need to return it. Anyway, post offices now have a new rule relating to prohibited and restricted items, they have the right to ask you what is inside any parcel you're sending.
I only found this out recently when restarting ebay back up, when the lady behind counter asked did my parcel contain any batteries, solvents and listed a few other things.
So now I'm stuck as to what exactly to tell the post office people regarding the lovehoney package lol

Really don't want to be declaring in my local (and very busy) post office my personal business. blink

But obviously aware I have to tell them something, :fuckinghell:

3 Jul 2014

Quote by flirty_4
Yesterday I received a package from lovehoney that I'd ordered, a toy which turns out to be faulty and therefore I will need to return it. Anyway, post offices now have a new rule relating to prohibited and restricted items, they have the right to ask you what is inside any parcel you're sending.
I only found this out recently when restarting ebay back up, when the lady behind counter asked did my parcel contain any batteries, solvents and listed a few other things.
So now I'm stuck as to what exactly to tell the post office people regarding the lovehoney package
Really don't want to be declaring in my local (and very busy) post office my personal business. But obviously aware I have to tell them something, :fuckinghell:

Its malfunctioning electro-mechanical agitation equipment

3 Jul 2014

I think you'll find Auntie Toots has it covered for you:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/420831.html
;)

3 Jul 2014

Quote by Cubes
I think you'll find Auntie Toots has it covered for you:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/420831.html
;)

It looks like Auntie Toots has got it covered but, if in doubt, I guess you could always go to another Post Office where no-one will know you.

3 Jul 2014

Quote by gustavv
I think you'll find Auntie Toots has it covered for you:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/420831.html
;)

It looks like Auntie Toots has got it covered but, if in doubt, I guess you could always go to another Post Office where no-one will know you.
lol

that's a good un but still doesn't help the matter of having to declare what the item is that I'll be returning. I do think, saying said item doesn't contain anything prohibited should be enough though. Nosey sods.

4 Jul 2014

Quote by Cubes
I think you'll find Auntie Toots has it covered for you:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/420831.html
;)

That is a gem of a thread! Good old Toots haha. I wonder if some of her headstrong take-no-prisoners attitude would rub off on me if I rubbed myself off on her.

4 Jul 2014

Quote by pebble
I think you'll find Auntie Toots has it covered for you:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/420831.html
;)

That is a gem of a thread! Good old Toots haha. I wonder if some of her headstrong take-no-prisoners attitude would rub off on me if I rubbed myself off on her.
My white lab coat and clipboard have come out a few times this year, this is another study I am prepared to help with!! :twisted:

4 Jul 2014

Well I decided to go to another post office today considering I was in a different location. Declared my item was an adult massager. I did get a smirk from the man behind the counter :lol2:

4 Jul 2014

Quote by flirty_4
I did get a smirk from the man behind the counter :lol2:

Given your buxom and flirty nature I imagine you get a lot of smirks from men even when you dont have items of an adult nature to return wink