Vibro and Little gem

15 Dec 2005

Found in a popular ‘builders’ newspaper!!
Family groups blasted Asda yesterday for selling SEX TOYS in the run up to Christmas. :shock:
The supermarket is offering two Durex Play Vibrators – the Wand for and the Little Gem (does she know about this?? :P ) for
They hit the shelves after Asda shifted 10,000 Durex vibrating rings since October……………………………………………
:twisted:
Who goes shopping in Asda then?

15 Dec 2005

yep its true folkes
as a asda employee i can confirm we do now sell sex toys
i was looking at them last night they made my durex and very poshly packaged
P.S you got the price the wrong way round tho the wonds and the gems , i know cause i was pricing them up last night :lol: :lol:

15 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
yep its true folkes
as a asda employee i can confirm we do now sell sex toys
i was looking at them last night they made my durex and very poshly packaged
P.S you got the price the wrong way round tho the wonds and the gems , i know cause i was pricing them up last night :lol: :lol:

Do they have a sell by date on them and will they become BOGOF,s ?
Well some one has to ask lol
phredd

15 Dec 2005

OMFG she'll be made up. not sure how they got to hear of her, but sure it's very gratifying to know you have a range of plastic penises named in your honour! smile

d'ya think they'll have free samples and stuff, cos those rabbits are getting bloody expensive!
neil x x x ;)

15 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
yep its true folkes
as a asda employee i can confirm we do now sell sex toys
i was looking at them last night they made my durex and very poshly packaged
P.S you got the price the wrong way round tho the wonds and the gems , i know cause i was pricing them up last night :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
No, I only copied what was in the paper!
Now we all know NOT to believe what is written in the paper! :shock:
Do you get staff discount?? :P

15 Dec 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
OMFG she'll be made up. not sure how they got to hear of her, but sure it's very gratifying to know you have a range of plastic penises named in your honour!
d'ya think they'll have free samples and stuff, cos those rabbits are getting bloody expensive!
neil x x x ;)

the little gem is a clit stimulator, it actually looks like some kind of space craft outa star wars
very wierd it is
the G spot stimulator is also a bit odd tho it does go inside you it don't look like a dildo its not a cock shape at all its just a long curved pice of smooth plastic looks like a body massarger, they deffo designed to be up market play toys :lol:

15 Dec 2005

Quote by Sarah
yep its true folkes
as a asda employee i can confirm we do now sell sex toys
i was looking at them last night they made my durex and very poshly packaged
P.S you got the price the wrong way round tho the wonds and the gems , i know cause i was pricing them up last night :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
No, I only copied what was in the paper!
Now we all know NOT to believe what is written in the paper! :shock:
Do you get staff discount?? :P
yes 10% :lol:
i'll try one out in the bogs tonight and let u know if they any good :lol:

thats the little gem can't find the wond

15 Dec 2005

oh does that mean we get a free survey done of what Asda vibrator ia best for what position and activity .. written by NN ... wow great news
DD biggrin

15 Dec 2005

do they come with the asda 100day money back guarantee if your not entirely satisfied lol

15 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1

NN
You owe me a new keyboard........... what the fcuk is that???
Just give it some ears and we will all be away with the fairies, or put a head light on it and OMG just

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: even thinking about it

15 Dec 2005

no look i found it

the gem comes in the same package but its purple

15 Dec 2005

Quote by Sarah

NN
You owe me a new keyboard........... what the fcuk is that???
Just give it some ears and we will all be away with the fairies, or put a head light on it and OMG just

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: even thinking about it
told you it looks like a star wars space craft :lol:
urs supposed to sit on it :lol: :lol: its about the size of your first, dunno looks quite interesting i was going to get one of each next week :lol: :lol:

15 Dec 2005

also i forgot to add they fully rechargable too so no batterys ever needed girls :twisted:

15 Dec 2005

It all makes sense now. Our Little Gem had a pic of that as her avatar for a while I'm sure. I wondered wtf it was lol

15 Dec 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
It all makes sense now. Our Little Gem had a pic of that as her avatar for a while I'm sure. I wondered wtf it was

its the new and inproved K9 :lol:
but yes i think your right i'm sure she did

15 Dec 2005

I now know what i want for xmas lol lol

they look very interesting but abit to out of some space film :shock: .....oh and the fact it dont need batteries is the biggest plus :twisted:

15 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
urs supposed to sit on it :lol:

:shock:
My dirty little mind is working overtime on that one redface

15 Dec 2005

Having been informed about this thread and the products mentioned, Debbiewebs ( who has not re-registered for the upgraded SH yet, but she will) is at ASDA with Smoking Muff this very minute. No doubt they are elbowing various Xmas shoppers out of the way in an attempt to be the first to get their hands on these hi-tech sex toys and try them out.
Stand by for a full product appraisal after they have thoroughly road tested them to the limit (and believe you me they will). :twisted:
LC wink

15 Dec 2005

Quote by Sarah

NN
You owe me a new keyboard........... what the fcuk is that???
Just give it some ears and we will all be away with the fairies, or put a head light on it and OMG just

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: even thinking about it
LOL!!!!!! I was just about to say the same thing

15 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1

NN
You owe me a new keyboard........... what the fcuk is that???
Just give it some ears and we will all be away with the fairies, or put a head light on it and OMG just

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: even thinking about it

Is it just me or does it resemble the head of a scutter off Red Dwarf???
Cx

15 Dec 2005

Quote by Calista
Is it just me or does it resemble the head of a scutter off Red Dwarf???
Cx

:rotflmao:
have to admit tho they are a damn good price at asda, the RRP is for the wand and for the gem and everywhere online are selling them at that price, plus a cpl other shops that have them are also selling them at the RRP asda are doing them for for the wand and for the gem thats a saving of Â£30 if you got them both :shock:
i'm deffo getting my staff discount card out pay day and having them for xmas

15 Dec 2005

sorry me again
just been sniffing around the net, as you do and found this pic of the little gem

is it me or does it look like the head of a kids remote controlled dog from that angel

15 Dec 2005

Does this mean that when in use, it has to be plugged in, ? :shock:
I hope it has either a long cable on it or a 'charge up' mode!
Otherwise it mean using it near a wall socket and not moving very far lol

:lol:

15 Dec 2005

Well at least you will be in one place then Sarah ... will keep you under control for 5 mins lolol :twisted:
DD

15 Dec 2005

Not had one open sarah but says on the box they rechargable, i think they sit in a cradle to charge.....i'm in a 10pm so i'll have a look for you

15 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Not had one open sarah but says on the box they rechargable, i think they sit in a cradle to charge.....i'm in a 10pm so i'll have a look for you

you should be on commission for promoting these :wink:

15 Dec 2005

NN.....hope you not going to put it back in box and on the shelf after road testing items in the tiolets !!!!!!!! rotflmao

15 Dec 2005

Quote by Sarah
Family groups blasted Asda yesterday for selling SEX TOYS in the run up to Christmas. :shock:

"Family groups" mad

General rule is that anything they object to must be good for families...

16 Dec 2005

Still waiting to hear some reviews, basically, do they do what they say on the tin or are they just useless gadgets that are not worth purchasing (I mean, not like we are going to see a review on the gadget show anytime soon, lol).
You could do reviews like the following (just fill in the numbers for your ratings) :-
Comfort -/-
Ease of use -/-
Battery Usage -/-
Fun Factor -/-
Packaging -/-
Orgasm Rating -/-
Overall Rating --
Opinion :-

16 Dec 2005

Review of Little Gem! :shock:
Comfort 9/10 - Larger ladies have more padding to cuddle and snuggle up to making the comfort factor high as certain parts resemble pillows! Mmmm, dirty pillows! :twisted:
Ease of use 2/10- Can be excessivly awkward on purpose to test if enough effort is being made, whether the user has respect, manners, is clean and friendly.
Battery Usage 9/10 - Goes for a long time however don't expect conversation afterwards. Give 10mins nap break before going again.
Fun Factor 9/10 - You'll only find more fun on a fairground! Likes to giggle and sees the importance in having a laugh.
Packaging 8/10- Certain parts could be improved, however on the whole an attractive little package with quite frankly huge breasts. Bonus! :thumbup:
Orgasm Rating 10/10 - Goes like the clappers, gives the best blow jobs ever and comes like a steam train. Will return the favour too!
Overall Rating 46/60 ... 76% - The lack of willingness to co-operate at times lowers the scares but its more than worth the effort!
Opinion :- Worth the initial time and effort outlay in order to establish a raport for the shag of your life! For further references PM neilinleeds. ;)
kiss

Little Gem. xxx ;)