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In personal experience - YES. purely because women & couples think youre emotionally too young to take part in swinging. Are you single? in which case you're just after a shag. Are you part of a couple?? in which case you wont be able to handle your girlfriend with another bloke. are you a virgin?? BLODDY HELL!!!! LEAVE NOW!!!!
I'm exaggerating slightly, but thats basically the view, i think!!
(and i speak as a 19 year old girl)
I'm exaggerating slightly, but thats basically the view, i think!!
(and i speak as a 19 year old girl)
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
What exactly is a virgin.....and what do they do?
JudyTV
They go to Superbike races dressed strangely and hang aroung the Yamaha garage. Like this lot at Mondello last month:
Orgasminator
Virgin - Looking at the enclosed picture obviously this requires the use of an umberella (even if the sun is out).
An short guide for use by virgins in the art of using an umberella is below:
Remove any out packaging sourrounding the said umberella (this is essential to be kept as you maybe required to repack this again - as per a previous postage on Martian packing this can always be replaced by 4 bin bags).
Hold the handled end of the umberella (to distinguish one is blunt & the other end is normally pointy - handle being blunt ended).
Search around 1/3 up from the handle to location the fastening (possibly velcro for the top of the range unberella's but normally a press stud) & undo - DON'T be alarmed at this stage if the umberella begins to unfold this is a natural reaction once the fastening is realeased.
Look down the shaft of the umberella (inside the outer covering from the handle to the tip) & locate the opening mechanism (a button / lever).
Depress the opening mechanism & move towards the tip of the umberella this will cause the outer covering to open, at some stage (difficult to judge as umberellas have different lengths etc) the locking mechanism will click & no longer be able to be adjusted - this is now fully open.
CONGRATULATIONS you now have the art of umberella opening mastered.
To close the said umberella please follow the above steps in the opposite order.
The WHOOSH Man
An short guide for use by virgins in the art of using an umberella is below:
Remove any out packaging sourrounding the said umberella (this is essential to be kept as you maybe required to repack this again - as per a previous postage on Martian packing this can always be replaced by 4 bin bags).
Hold the handled end of the umberella (to distinguish one is blunt & the other end is normally pointy - handle being blunt ended).
Search around 1/3 up from the handle to location the fastening (possibly velcro for the top of the range unberella's but normally a press stud) & undo - DON'T be alarmed at this stage if the umberella begins to unfold this is a natural reaction once the fastening is realeased.
Look down the shaft of the umberella (inside the outer covering from the handle to the tip) & locate the opening mechanism (a button / lever).
Depress the opening mechanism & move towards the tip of the umberella this will cause the outer covering to open, at some stage (difficult to judge as umberellas have different lengths etc) the locking mechanism will click & no longer be able to be adjusted - this is now fully open.
CONGRATULATIONS you now have the art of umberella opening mastered.
To close the said umberella please follow the above steps in the opposite order.
The WHOOSH Man
And what is wrong with Yamahas ? 
Re the young women , exactly in what way do think they are virgins
: :?: :?: Let me know and I will take a bet if the odds are right, I would give you 10:1 they "have knowledge " on most topics we've covered here up to £100 stake .
(Valentino Rossi is riding his nuts off on the Yam this year , and may just win against the mighty , and mighty big headed , Honda, British Moto GP at Donington on the 25th if you want a the best days motor sport poss , go !)
Re the young women , exactly in what way do think they are virgins
: :?: :?: Let me know and I will take a bet if the odds are right, I would give you 10:1 they "have knowledge " on most topics we've covered here up to £100 stake .(Valentino Rossi is riding his nuts off on the Yam this year , and may just win against the mighty , and mighty big headed , Honda, British Moto GP at Donington on the 25th if you want a the best days motor sport poss , go !)
Maybe the way I use the site has changed of late, but I've noticed an increase in the trend of males (especially young males) who treat swinging and swingers as an alternative to the usual method of finding a sexual partner.
It's almost like swingers have become a 'short cut' to an easy shag.
I suppose it all boils down to definition, and also to the kinds of pursuits you are interested in. For instance, in my activities there is often a place for casual single males at a gangbang or whilst dogging... but I make it clear time and time again that I'm happily spoken for and do not want 1-2-1 meetings with single males, yet they KEEP on asking me for a meet.
So how we do teach the guys (and admittedly a few single gals) that swinging is about friendship just as much as it is about sex?
It's almost like swingers have become a 'short cut' to an easy shag.
I suppose it all boils down to definition, and also to the kinds of pursuits you are interested in. For instance, in my activities there is often a place for casual single males at a gangbang or whilst dogging... but I make it clear time and time again that I'm happily spoken for and do not want 1-2-1 meetings with single males, yet they KEEP on asking me for a meet.
So how we do teach the guys (and admittedly a few single gals) that swinging is about friendship just as much as it is about sex?
Orgasminator
Heather,
I admit I have only been here a short time but I have seen the odd post or 2 slipping in.
Shag me I'm a male (sorry slip of the tongue)
I have found this place more entertaining & diverse than I first expected it to be, talking about subjects from martian packing to shaving downstairs in a bungalow.
Hopefully though the mods can keep these posts out or even move them to the meeting place so the chatter amonst us can continue talking gobble-de- .
Shag me I'm male (sorry was too tempting - so had to write it again) - hangs head in shame & awaits
The WHOOSH Man
I admit I have only been here a short time but I have seen the odd post or 2 slipping in.
Shag me I'm a male (sorry slip of the tongue)
I have found this place more entertaining & diverse than I first expected it to be, talking about subjects from martian packing to shaving downstairs in a bungalow.
Hopefully though the mods can keep these posts out or even move them to the meeting place so the chatter amonst us can continue talking gobble-de- .
Shag me I'm male (sorry was too tempting - so had to write it again) - hangs head in shame & awaits
The WHOOSH Man
Sex God
Quote by Flipper
And what is wrong with Yamahas ?
Re the young women , exactly in what way do think they are virgins
(Valentino Rossi is riding his nuts off on the Yam this year , and may just win against the mighty , and mighty big headed , Honda, British Moto GP at Donington on the 25th if you want a the best days motor sport poss , go !)
The young ladies pictured above are the Virgin Yamaha Brolly Dollies. They are employed by the Virgin Mobile Yamaha team to wear silly police hats and carry handcuffs and wander around the racetrack "arresting" innocent bystanders and hassle them with literature on Yamaha merchandise. I used to be a Yam fan until they turned up.
Quote by Ice Pie
And what is wrong with Yamahas ?
Re the young women , exactly in what way do think they are virgins
(Valentino Rossi is riding his nuts off on the Yam this year , and may just win against the mighty , and mighty big headed , Honda, British Moto GP at Donington on the 25th if you want a the best days motor sport poss , go !)
The young ladies pictured above are the Virgin Yamaha Brolly Dollies. They are employed by the Virgin Mobile Yamaha team to wear silly police hats and carry handcuffs and wander around the racetrack "arresting" innocent bystanders and hassle them with literature on Yamaha merchandise. I used to be a Yam fan until they turned up.
This does have the paw marks of the great bearded morketing one all over it . Nothing could put me off Yam , although I would not go as far as having the tuning forks tattoed on my arms . which I have seen! Moto GP is where it is at this season , although it will never be the same as watching the strokers
That last sentence should get a reaction :!:
I expect most testosterone fuelled bike fans will suffer a little sales pitch to get some totty like that in close contact :D
Sex God
Quote by Flipper
I expect most testosterone fuelled bike fans will suffer a little sales pitch to get some totty like that in close contact
It's not testosterone, it's the smell of leather and two-stroke and fried onions that does it for me. :D
Hey any petrol heads out there fancy a Motor-Munch? Superbikes, BTC, something like that?
Quote by Heather
Maybe the way I use the site has changed of late, but I've noticed an increase in the trend of males (especially young males) who treat swinging and swingers as an alternative to the usual method of finding a sexual partner.
It's almost like swingers have become a 'short cut' to an easy shag.
So how we do teach the guys (and admittedly a few single gals) that swinging is about friendship just as much as it is about sex?
Your definately correct on this one Heather,the amount of single males,especially young ones has rocketted in the past its the weather.
They always seem to choose us as well to offer theyre hage manhoods as well,which turns on Clare so much!!!
:lol: :lol: I havent got a clue as to how to teach them about true swinging,i don't think its possible.
Lets hope it gets back to normal soon.
Steve,xxx
