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Quote by dracae
unless it was a nekid meter reader lol

i wish biggrin :D
dracae bolt :bolt: :bolt: up the road to batley
Quote by dracae
dracae bolt :bolt: :bolt: up the road to batley

ill but the kettle on, tea or coffee biggrin
Quote by cplbbw
dracae bolt :bolt: :bolt: up the road to batley

ill but the kettle on, tea or coffee biggrin
knock, knock, knock (waits at door for answer)........................hi cplbbw, coffee please strong white and no sugar
get ye kit off then biggrin
oh feck, i knew i'd left something in the bar :twisted:
Quote by dracae
oh feck, i knew i'd left something in the bar :twisted:

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do i get mi coffee in a cup or do i have to suck it outta yer keyboard confused:
:gagged:
:bounce: :bounce: i have her gagged.................now where's them feckin hancuffs that were in the bar the other night.....................i'm sure i picked em up :confused:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
PLEASE PLEASE :shock: :twisted: lol
later, later...................commercial break..............................doing some egg mayo and bacon sarnies smile
OOO go on then ill have one with brown scauce please hun biggrin
there ye go, one sarnie with sauce
ta hun :thumbup:
tell me when ye supper as settled and its time for
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :twisted: :twisted:
sorry i cant help it biggrin :D :D
pint please drinkies ..................................hick
ooohhhhh...................give me some of that........... smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: NOW
yes sir! smackbottom
facking funtastic :bounce: :bounce:
oh :!: oh :!: stop.................no, carry on :twisted: harder :twisted:
im off to bed want to join me wink biggrin lol :D :lol:
oh feck, you bet :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
come on then wink
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
just waiting for mi taxi to arrive
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: night hun kiss
nighty night sexy, sleep well kiss
The GFZ is open so I am calling Last Orders here now!! :shock: :shock: :shock: