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Quote by Lissa
Oi............less of the 'pissheads'!
Still on latte here biggrin

sorry sorry lissa how could i forget about you
another latte coming up
in that case then im putting you incharge of the clean up at the end off the night as you will be the only sober one lol :lol: :lol:
it was worth a try
Lissa
Sex God
Quote by cplbbw
Oi............less of the 'pissheads'!
Still on latte here biggrin

sorry sorry lissa how could i forget about you
another latte coming up
in that case then im putting you incharge of the clean up at the end off the night as you will be the only sober one lol :lol: :lol:
it was worth a try
I have a teenage daughter........I'm used to shovelling out the muck.............so clean-up duties it is :D
Unknown User
Quote by Lissa
Oi............less of the 'pissheads'!
Still on latte here biggrin

sorry sorry lissa how could i forget about you
another latte coming up
in that case then im putting you incharge of the clean up at the end off the night as you will be the only sober one lol :lol: :lol:
it was worth a try
I have a teenage daughter........I'm used to shovelling out the muck.............so clean-up duties it is :D
wayy hayy didnt thing you would go for it
naked__cleaner
Orgasminator
Quote by daverover
Will have to share a cyber bottle then......quaffing a glass of white here

Guess you will have to finish it by yourself hun
I just opened a bottle of RED
NC
xxxxxx
Can't drink too much.....going out later :rascal:
Have fun G
xxxxxxx
Pete_sw
Sex God
Sorry peeps rolleyes
Had to nip out for supplies drinkies
FFS, look at the mess in here, wheres me pinny :roll: cmon Lissa, I'll give you a hand, now where to they keep the vac?
Oh and who ordered the bailys? ............ and here's the Brandy :twisted:
Bottoms up everyone wink
Unknown User
Excuse me barman I can see your busy but i've had a tough day started work at 5am and just finished so when you get a minute can I have a large Jack Daniels with ice please drinkies
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Excuse me barman I can see your busy but i've had a tough day started work at 5am and just finished so when you get a minute can I have a large Jack Daniels with ice please drinkies

oh a man with taste, think I will join you in one of those, cheers :drinkies:
Lissa
Sex God
Just nipping out for 10 minutes for KFC.
Pete, if you can hold the fort til I get back then I'll get to washing some glasses biggrin
Unknown User
Cheers pete_sw just what I needed cheers drinkies
dracae
Orgasminator
sorry i'm late, thought it was my night off
my shift should've started at seven, sorry.
who's made all this mucking fess in here ?
Pete_sw
Sex God
bloody hell, I always end up running the bar, whats that all about dunno
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by dracae
sorry i'm late, thought it was my night off
my shift should've started at seven, sorry.
who's made all this mucking fess in here ?

About bloody time an all, where have you been smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
here's your pinny, and we'll have another large JD on the rocks thanks. lol
dracae
Orgasminator
cheers pete, sorry redface
here's the jds
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by dracae
cheers pete, sorry redface
here's the jds

Well at least your here now, rolleyes
And dont forget to get yer nuts on the bar lol
Unknown User
Sorry i'm being bloody rude if you need a hand just give me a shout cant drink anymore hoping to go out later so I have to drive. drinkies
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Sorry i'm being bloody rude if you need a hand just give me a shout cant drink anymore hoping to go out later so I have to drive. drinkies

Always the way rolleyes Think you've finally found yourself a drinking partner for the nite and they bugger off, must be me aftershave dunno
dracae
Orgasminator
i aint putting my nuts on the bar till i've finished polishing it, ye'll have to wait till i've done the tables
dracae
Orgasminator
Quote by mik69
Sorry i'm being bloody rude if you need a hand just give me a shout cant drink anymore hoping to go out later so I have to drive. drinkies

keep an eye on the bar will you, the toilets need cleaning s'pose i'll have to do em
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
Sorry i'm being bloody rude if you need a hand just give me a shout cant drink anymore hoping to go out later so I have to drive. drinkies

Always the way rolleyes Think you've finally found yourself a drinking partner for the nite and they bugger off, must be me aftershave dunno
I will book a taxi then for later 2 more large JD's with ice for me and pete please barman lol
Unknown User
Right now i'm in charge you 2 in the corner stop fighting now whos next
dracae
Orgasminator
two JDs with ice coming up
Unknown User
Cheers all drinkies
Unknown User
did i hear there was nuts on the bar i love licking nuts :rascal:
its good to see you all hard at work!
ill have a cheeky vimpto please drinkies
will some one put some music on please!
Unknown User
anyone for anymore or can we put our feet up
Unknown User
one cheeky vimto for you give the juke box a kick and name your tune
dracae
Orgasminator
this place is looking better now after a good cleanup
now were's me nuts ? ah, next the crisps, i remember.
Unknown User
Quote by mik69
anyone for anymore or can we put our feet up

get ye self a drink and pull up a chair ill take over for a bit!
Unknown User
Quote by cplbbw
anyone for anymore or can we put our feet up

get ye self a drink and pull up a chair ill take over for a bit!
Your a star anyone want to request a record
Unknown User
Quote by mik69
anyone for anymore or can we put our feet up

right :kick: the juke box we are having a bit of G 'n' R paradise city!
dracae
Orgasminator
one cheeky vimto for you give the juke box a kick and name your tune