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VIRTUAL BAR!!!
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Sorry i'm being bloody rude if you need a hand just give me a shout cant drink anymore hoping to go out later so I have to drive.
Always the way
Think you've finally found yourself a drinking partner for the nite and they bugger off, must be me aftershave 
I will book a taxi then for later 2 more large JD's with ice for me and pete please barman
Thats mre like it, now we can engage in the age old british tradition of bullshitting at the bar.
no when I were a lad ........................... :drinkies:
Quote by Pete_sw
no when I were a lad ...........................
Now hang on i've heard this one before .............................................you could by 20 black cat cigarettes half a gallon of petrol and still have enough change from a farthing to buy a bag of chips
:lol: :lol: 
Warming the Bed
A double JD coke and a Double Archers and Lemonade please kind barkeep!
How about a bit of classic Deep purple? That always gets the juices flowing....
How about a bit of classic Deep purple? That always gets the juices flowing....
Warming the Bed
.....and one for yourself.....
Quote by Pete_sw
Sorry i'm being bloody rude if you need a hand just give me a shout cant drink anymore hoping to go out later so I have to drive.
Always the way
Think you've finally found yourself a drinking partner for the nite and they bugger off, must be me aftershave I will book a taxi then for later 2 more large JD's with ice for me and pete please barman
Thats mre like it, now we can engage in the age old british tradition of bullshitting at the bar.
no when I were a lad ........................... :drinkies:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: hick... did i ever.... hick.... tell you ......hick.... how much hick.... i love you.....hick
:drinkies: can i have another hick.... drink hick ... please
Orgasminator
Quote by bi_the_sea
.....and one for yourself.....
cheers, drinks on the house tonight bi_the_sea
Sex God
Two more JD's over here please 
and when the Deep Purple's finished, a little Dire Straights might go down well in here tonite
hic
oh and cplbbw, i love you too :cheers:
Mike69, have another and stop spoiling my stories
and when the Deep Purple's finished, a little Dire Straights might go down well in here tonite
hic
oh and cplbbw, i love you too :cheers:
Mike69, have another and stop spoiling my stories
Sex God
Scuse me, any room at the bar, anyone serving in here? Can I have a vodka and tonic please, actually make it a double vodka and forget the tonic.
Warming the Bed
Free drinks??? thats a recipe for disaster....but what the hell, another two over here please! Oooh the music's better here than most places; any chance of some Faith No More?? :P
Orgasminator
two JDs it is, there you go.
Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Scuse me, any room at the bar, anyone serving in here? Can I have a vodka and tonic please, actually make it a double vodka and forget the tonic.
double vodka coming right up
Quote by Pete_sw
Two more JD's over here please
and when the Deep Purple's finished, a little Dire Straights might go down well in here tonite
hic
oh and cplbbw, i love you too :cheers:
Mike69, have another and stop spoiling my stories
you can have dire straights after iv had my iron maiden
get in the que :smackbottom:
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Scuse me, any room at the bar, anyone serving in here? Can I have a vodka and tonic please, actually make it a double vodka and forget the tonic.
I'll get these NWC
OOh thanks Mik69, I will get the next round in. Dracae, can you put some ice in please, its getting a bit warm in here
Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Scuse me, any room at the bar, anyone serving in here? Can I have a vodka and tonic please, actually make it a double vodka and forget the tonic.
I'll get these NWC
OOh thanks Mik69, I will get the next round in. Dracae, can you put some ice in please, its getting a bit warm in here
ice, no problem, there you go
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Scuse me, any room at the bar, anyone serving in here? Can I have a vodka and tonic please, actually make it a double vodka and forget the tonic.
I'll get these NWC
OOh thanks Mik69, I will get the next round in. Dracae, can you put some ice in please, its getting a bit warm in here
Can shum ooone turrrn tthe aairr cccon on ppplease oh dear iiim a little mmmissed
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Scuse me, any room at the bar, anyone serving in here? Can I have a vodka and tonic please, actually make it a double vodka and forget the tonic.
I'll get these NWC
OOh thanks Mik69, I will get the next round in. Dracae, can you put some ice in please, its getting a bit warm in here
if ye warm get on the bar and do a strip tease for us :rascal: :rascal:
be carefull though i fell of the bar earlier today and it bloody hurt :upset:
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Scuse me, any room at the bar, anyone serving in here? Can I have a vodka and tonic please, actually make it a double vodka and forget the tonic.
I'll get these NWC
no no, let me ............................ shove
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Can shum ooone turrrn tthe aairr cccon on ppplease oh dear iiim a little mmmissed
And can I have a double of what he is drinking
Adam and the Ants, Adam and the Ants, NC you must be joking, what about some Bay City Rollers, now thats called showing my age
Quote by mik69
Scuse me, any room at the bar, anyone serving in here? Can I have a vodka and tonic please, actually make it a double vodka and forget the tonic.
I'll get these NWC
OOh thanks Mik69, I will get the next round in. Dracae, can you put some ice in please, its getting a bit warm in here
Can shum ooone turrrn tthe aairr cccon on ppplease oh dear iiim a little mmmissed
i think we should all get naked and get sweaty together!!!
ORGY!!!!!!!!!
