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Virus ALERT!!!

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Everyone needs to know about this virus....
ALERT
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it,the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
Debbie,
Work ???????? OMG !!!!
I cant work ............... I could break a nail !!!
please can u replace Shiraz with Chateau Neuf du Pape ? (my favourite)
Thanx chick xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Too late............
I've already been W.O.R.K. ed........... lol
Please send emergency anti-virus serum immediately......lol
equi-princess xxx
Oh dear, I think I may have already been caught with this one; are the symtoms yawing, bone weary, aching back, and aching jaw muscles? ;)
xx
I'm in a little plastic bubble for a few weeks so I'm safe from the dreaded WORK for now. lol
Different story when my sicknote runs out, but I will burn that bridge when I come to it.
That virus does sound very scary.
I think I am too far gone. I actually ENJOY my work. Surely I am not the only one.
Ive found this work disease to be a strange one, some days it makes you really ill, yet other days its not quite as bad.
Help ive been infected by the work virus causing me to loose all contact with outside world need help think i need lots of b.e.e.r and maybe a Seriously-Hard-Optimal-Treatment (S.H.O.T) or three