Volvo Optional Extras

3 Dec 2006

Although I'm not a massive fan (slight understatement) ) thought you might like to see the new Volvo FH Globetrotter Optional Extras List . . . . . . .
Along with Heat Reflective Glass, Aircon, CruiseControl and a whole host of other "driver comfort features" - you can apparently specify for a Horny Little Blonde to keep you warm on cold winter's nights and provide blow jobs and backskuttling; on request :shock:

3 Dec 2006

Can I have two please ??

3 Dec 2006

I want one :twisted:
A Volvo FH wouldnt be much use to me though :rascal:

3 Dec 2006

:shock: 'kin ell phredd
I have enough trouble keeping up with one
redface

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3 Dec 2006

Quote by dambuster
:shock: 'kin ell phredd
I have enough trouble keeping up with one
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Just ask for an extra dose of stamina in the Boot lol
You can do it
:lol2:

3 Dec 2006

and like a Volvo she is boringly predictable, expensive to maintain and obviously outdated. Still at least nobody is going to steal her !

3 Dec 2006

What about the unpublished photos?? :P
HLB wonderful xx

3 Dec 2006

Quote by peenut
and like a Volvo she is boringly predictable, expensive to maintain and obviously outdated. Still at least nobody is going to steal her !

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :eeek: duel

:sparring: smackbottom

3 Dec 2006

Quote by peenut
and like a Volvo she is boringly predictable, expensive to maintain and obviously outdated. Still at least nobody is going to steal her !

Who are you talking about then? :shock:

3 Dec 2006

Quote by peenut
and like a Volvo she is boringly predictable, expensive to maintain and obviously outdated. Still at least nobody is going to steal her !

A few try

3 Dec 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
and like a Volvo she is boringly predictable, expensive to maintain and obviously outdated. Still at least nobody is going to steal her !

Who are you talking about then? :shock:
Yes......... I wondered that too !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Dec 2006

If you get a ford you get all of the above as standard !

3 Dec 2006

Quote by peenut
If you get a ford you get all of the above as standard !

Ford dont make Tractor units anymore..

3 Dec 2006

I would like one too redface

3 Dec 2006

I've been looking at getting a Volvo V40 estate. Can you get those rather impressive options in cars too? :smitten:

3 Dec 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Aaaw bless. At least he didn't call me cheap

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

3 Dec 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I've been looking at getting a Volvo V40 estate. Can you get those rather impressive options in cars too? :smitten:

Ooo no ! !
Just for hairyarsedgreasyfattruckdrivers wink

(although . . . . . . . .
I think there might be one or two dunno

exceptions that she'd make . . . . . )

3 Dec 2006

any chance i could have one in my taxi pleeeeeeeeease redface

3 Dec 2006

Quote by sercher01
any chance i could have one in my taxi pleeeeeeeeease

Quite possibly yes but from my experience of taxi drivers it will always be in the past tense.....e.g. .you'll never guess what I had in the back o me cab last week guv'nor !
p.s As my beloved Ford have folded and there is no other options then i shall have to go with Volvo....hummm is there any options other than horny little blonde ? I was thinking more of horny big brunette in various colours? an maybe automatic transmission ? surprised

3 Dec 2006

Quote by peenut
....hummm is there any options other than horny little blonde ? I was thinking more of horny big brunette in various colours? an maybe automatic transmission ?

Possibly.
But maybe you might want to re-think your first post, and possibly consider an apology, or at least clarification dunno

3 Dec 2006

OMG - I almost missed this thread as it had a bloody boring title. mad

Cars are f**king boring.
Anyway - back to perve the first post... cool

3 Dec 2006

Dambuster please consider this, You have posted this topic with reference to volvo, you have not indicated at any time the person featured in your post is a member of this site, My comments like many who are un aware of this fact is with the vein of volvo and the humour in that and not to whoever that person is. I intend no offence .