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Quote by HimandHer
I suspect the whole "I'm off thing" was a bit tongue in cheek.
Tweeky is still here and indeed still active on the threads, not hugely indicative of someone who is packing it all in.
The original post in this thread, was his most recent.
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did tweeky take flower with him 
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Quote by bIoke
did tweeky take flower...
Why, did you miss it and wanna watch? ;)
if you insist can i have this one please
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Quote by GnV
Hi FB ltns
Hellooooooo
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Ok hands up, this was just a joke thread. I went on my Summer holiday and thought in my wisdom that this would be a good laugh and a good read when I got back. I also thought maybe this had not been done before
Anyway.....
Sometimes life throws a banana skin and I got the one of the bigger ones. Whilst away my Dad decided this was his time to vacate our planet. Although old it was not exactly expected. I dont know about others but this is a time that I look hard at myself. My Dad was a great bloke his achivements in basically everything far surpass anything I have achieved or am likely to ever achieve. I'm not talking about wealth either I'm talking abour respect likeability and worth to the world.
With the above in mind I apologize to everyone who wasted time typing in this thread and to those of you that know me whom I didnt even let in on the joke. Self evaluation, I should grow up a bit. I strongly suspect I will be posting again though maybe not right now as I obviously have things to arrange.
Mr Tweeky
Anyway.....
Sometimes life throws a banana skin and I got the one of the bigger ones. Whilst away my Dad decided this was his time to vacate our planet. Although old it was not exactly expected. I dont know about others but this is a time that I look hard at myself. My Dad was a great bloke his achivements in basically everything far surpass anything I have achieved or am likely to ever achieve. I'm not talking about wealth either I'm talking abour respect likeability and worth to the world.
With the above in mind I apologize to everyone who wasted time typing in this thread and to those of you that know me whom I didnt even let in on the joke. Self evaluation, I should grow up a bit. I strongly suspect I will be posting again though maybe not right now as I obviously have things to arrange.
Mr Tweeky
Quote by tweeky
Ok hands up, this was just a joke thread. I went on my Summer holiday and thought in my wisdom that this would be a good laugh and a good read when I got back. I also thought maybe this had not been done before
is the time for playing silly games left behind when you leeve school :dunno:
yes it has been done before many times it seems.
what is it with peeple on this site?
no wonder we cannot find any meets on here. peeple spend to
much time playing children. :twisted:
Orgasminator
Quote by tweeky
Ok hands up, this was just a joke thread. I went on my Summer holiday and thought in my wisdom that this would be a good laugh and a good read when I got back. I also thought maybe this had not been done before
Anyway.....
Sometimes life throws a banana skin and I got the one of the bigger ones. Whilst away my Dad decided this was his time to vacate our planet. Although old it was not exactly expected. I dont know about others but this is a time that I look hard at myself. My Dad was a great bloke his achivements in basically everything far surpass anything I have achieved or am likely to ever achieve. I'm not talking about wealth either I'm talking abour respect likeability and worth to the world.
With the above in mind I apologize to everyone who wasted time typing in this thread and to those of you that know me whom I didnt even let in on the joke. Self evaluation, I should grow up a bit. I strongly suspect I will be posting again though maybe not right now as I obviously have things to arrange.
Mr Tweeky
best of luck and kind thoughts go out to you at this sad time in your life, we are taught a variety of things but the biggest lesson i learnt is not to take life and myself too seriously, and a laugh and joke in sad times is perhaps not a cure but it is good medicine on the road to recovery and i hope you find the strength to have a smile at things that you shared with your dad xxxxxxx
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Quote by tweeky
Sometimes life throws a banana skin and I got the one of the bigger ones. Whilst away my Dad decided this was his time to vacate our planet. Although old it was not exactly expected. I dont know about others but this is a time that I look hard at myself. My Dad was a great bloke his achivements in basically everything far surpass anything I have achieved or am likely to ever achieve. I'm not talking about wealth either I'm talking abour respect likeability and worth to the world.
With the above in mind I apologize to everyone who wasted time typing in this thread and to those of you that know me whom I didnt even let in on the joke. Self evaluation, I should grow up a bit. I strongly suspect I will be posting again though maybe not right now as I obviously have things to arrange.
Mr Tweeky
We're really sorry to hear about your loss and our thoughts are with you and your family at this sad time. :therethere:
Quote by starlightcouple
is the time for playing silly games left behind when you leeve school
yes it has been done before many times it seems.
what is it with peeple on this site?
no wonder we cannot find any meets on here. peeple spend to
much time playing children. :twisted:
Did you not read the post? His Dad just died ffs!! Is now really the time to have a go about a post that 'you' deem to be unfunny? I think not!
From the way you come across in the majority of your posts, I would suggest that the reason you struggle to find meets may be because you take life far too seriously and are only concerned with you, you and you!!
Quote by Funlovers2009
Did you not read the post? His Dad just died ffs!! Is now really the time to have a go about a post that 'you' deem to be unfunny? I think not!
so the thred was a joke from the start and a joke to finish it, but in the middle his Father has died. i for one would never ever come onto a forum site to announce that, no way!
Quote by Funlovers2009
From the way you come across in the majority of your posts, I would suggest that the reason you struggle to find meets may be because you take life far too seriously and are only concerned with you, you and you!!
we come onto this site for reesons of finding peeple to have sex with, yet all we find are wankers on cam and peeple who just want to take the piss. sorry queenie if that offends you.
this thred from the start was about some one doing a flounce and saying look at me me me. maybe if the person who started this thred had decided in there wisdom that it was a pretty fecking childish thing to do if it was a pretend flounce, that then this thred would not have happened.
this reely has to be the biggest site i have ever been on for peeple flouncing and then coming back, must be some kind of get a kick out of it thing.
if he has lost his father then of course sympathys and all that, for me this is not a place to anounce it
halfway through pretending or being funny flounce and then i am back again thred. is it fgs :dunno:is it reely :dunno:
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Quote by starlightcouple
Did you not read the post? His Dad just died ffs!! Is now really the time to have a go about a post that 'you' deem to be unfunny? I think not!
so the thred was a joke from the start and a joke to finish it, but in the middle his Father has died. i for one would never ever come onto a forum site to announce that, no way!
Quote by Funlovers2009
From the way you come across in the majority of your posts, I would suggest that the reason you struggle to find meets may be because you take life far too seriously and are only concerned with you, you and you!!
we come onto this site for reesons of finding peeple to have sex with, yet all we find are wankers on cam and peeple who just want to take the piss. sorry queenie if that offends you.
this thred from the start was about some one doing a flounce and saying look at me me me. maybe if the person who started this thred had decided in there wisdom that it was a pretty fecking childish thing to do if it was a pretend flounce, that then this thred would not have happened.
this reely has to be the biggest site i have ever been on for peeple flouncing and then coming back, must be some kind of get a kick out of it thing.
if he has lost his father then of course sympathys and all that, for me this is not a place to anounce it
halfway through pretending or being funny flounce and then i am back again thred. is it fgs :dunno:is it reely :dunno:
I answer to many things .... unfortunately 'queenie' ain't one of them. If you see me in such high regard that you feel the need to call me such a name then please continue to call me Ma'am from now on!!
You, like all of us are are under no obligation to stay on this site, to read any post in the forum or in fact post on any. All you do is complain about the site and slag people off and then do the 'poor victim act' when anyone does the same to you!
Yes there are people on this site who choose to wank on cam, there are people who take the piss but they pay just as much as you to be here (all barring the original people with free accounts, but how I see it, they have paid their dues and the site would not be here without them being here at the start). However people choose to use the site is up to them! We are all here for different reasons and I feel very sorry for you if you cannot accept that!
I'll tell you what I am seeing more and more of on this site .... people who moan about not being able to find a meet and yet they have made absolutely no effort to sell themselves via their profile or by what they write on the forum. I checked out your profile .... go figure!!
Personally I feel that there is absolutely nothing wrong with what Tweeky did (my opinion of which I am entitled to) and I (again my opinion) feel that if Tweeky wishes to tell us about his sad loss then why not do it here where over many years he has formed relationships with people.
Grow up ffs!!
Quote by Funlovers2009
Did you not read the post? His Dad just died ffs!! Is now really the time to have a go about a post that 'you' deem to be unfunny? I think not!
To be fair to star, it has to be remembered that tweeky's 'flounce' was nothing to do with his father dying; it was because he wanted to be 'funny'. Other events that followed are most unfortunate but that does not mean that star was in any way unsympathetic about tweeky's loss.
Tweeky himself admits that it was unfunny to post a 'non-flounce' and has apologised for it so I can't see what you are getting hot under the collar about.
Different matter if he 'flounced' because of his dad's death, but he didn't.
Quote by Funlovers2009
I answer to many things .... unfortunately 'queenie' ain't one of them. If you see me in such high regard that you feel the need to call me such a name then please continue to call me Ma'am from now on!!
ah. no i think queenie rather suits you.
Quote by Funlovers2009
You, like all of us are are under no obligation to stay on this site, to read any post in the forum or in fact post on any. All you do is complain about the site and slag people off and then do the 'poor victim act' when anyone does the same to you!
i have a right as a PAYING member to say anything i like within this sites AUP? do i not
if i have said or done anything to break that AUP then i am sure peeple on here much higher than your status will let me know queenie 
Quote by Funlovers2009
Yes there are people on this site who choose to wank on cam, there are people who take the piss but they pay just as much as you to be here (all barring the original people with free accounts, but how I see it, they have paid their dues and the site would not be here without them being here at the start). However people choose to use the site is up to them! We are all here for different reasons and I feel very sorry for you if you cannot accept that!
one minute you are saying i have no obligation to stay on this site if i do not like what happens hear and then saying the above coment. go figure.
Quote by Funlovers2009
I'll tell you what I am seeing more and more of on this site .... people who moan about not being able to find a meet and yet they have made absolutely no effort to sell themselves via their profile or by what they write on the forum. I checked out your profile .... go figure!!
ah by not posting pics on our profile i presume you are saying :dunno: what like cock sucking pics like you have? do they get you a better chance of a meet then? :notes:
pics meen feck all queenie :wink: they could be a hundred yeers old or not even us. a quick cam will verify who we are and seeing as we have not cammed with you then how do you know how we arrange our meets? you choose you way and we will choose ours. we do not think it is a good idea for us to put cock or pussy shots or dressing up malalrky shots for others perusal. cam and phone is very good we feel.:thumbup:
Quote by Funlovers2009
Personally I feel that there is absolutely nothing wrong with what Tweeky did (my opinion of which I am entitled to) and I (again my opinion) feel that if Tweeky wishes to tell us about his sad loss then why not do it here where over many years he has formed relationships with people.
of course you are entitled to that, it just seems that you think others ( me ) is not entitled to the same privilage??
Quote by Funlovers2009
Grow up ffs!!
no maybe i shall join the other children, it seems they obviusly get more luck being that way than we do. :twisted:
Quote by GnV
Did you not read the post? His Dad just died ffs!! Is now really the time to have a go about a post that 'you' deem to be unfunny? I think not!
To be fair to star, it has to be remembered that tweeky's 'flounce' was nothing to do with his father dying; it was because he wanted to be 'funny'. Other events that followed are most unfortunate but that does not mean that star was in any way unsympathetic about tweeky's loss.
Tweeky himself admits that it was unfunny to post a 'non-flounce' and has apologised for it so I can't see what you are getting hot under the collar about.
Different matter if he 'flounced' because of his dad's death, but he didn't.
exactly mr gnv.
i just felt that anouncing the death of a persons father in a thred that he started as a joke, was not reely the right thing to do.
what i find on this site is there is always and i meen always some one here redy to jump up and down no matter what any one says.
so to clarify gnv.
yes of course i am sorry for his loss but do not accept this thred or indeed this site was the right place to do it in. in the middle of a joke flounce thred.
if peeple think that is fine to do then my above comment has even more of a ring to it. :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by GnV
Did you not read the post? His Dad just died ffs!! Is now really the time to have a go about a post that 'you' deem to be unfunny? I think not!
To be fair to star, it has to be remembered that tweeky's 'flounce' was nothing to do with his father dying; it was because he wanted to be 'funny'. Other events that followed are most unfortunate but that does not mean that star was in any way unsympathetic about tweeky's loss.
Tweeky himself admits that it was unfunny to post a 'non-flounce' and has apologised for it so I can't see what you are getting hot under the collar about.
Different matter if he 'flounced' because of his dad's death, but he didn't.
Yes Tweeky's original post was a joke, and you have admitted that Tweeky has gone on to apologise for wasting people's time (which is a damn site more than others on here would do).
However, Star has not accepted this apology and has once again turned another thread around to a 'this site is shit and we cant get a meet' one.
Unlike many people in the forum, I am not, and have never been here to brush people up the wrong way and have never before (to my knowledge or intention) slagged anyone off in the forum or the chatrooms. That is not my intention on this occasion either, however, I do feel that following an apology for the original thread and the sad news, it is unfair to start slagging someone off for a post that was intended as a joke and then to, once again, slag off the site for not being able to get meets!! I think we can all agree that a little effort is required!
My opinion and I'm sticking to it!!
Quote by Funlovers2009
I'll tell you what I am seeing more and more of on this site .... people who moan about not being able to find a meet and yet they have made absolutely no effort to sell themselves via their profile or by what they write on the forum. I checked out your profile .... go figure!!
i see you chose not to respond to my comment then queenie.
by that do you meen we have no cock sucking pics on our profile?
do YOU get more meets by doing that then?
we make an effort just not the sort of effort you seem to want to do.
or does your comment meen something else?
we have a filled out profile which is more than a heck of a lot more do, but we have no pictures. wow. :twisted:
Quote by Funlovers2009
Yes Tweeky's original post was a joke, and you have admitted that Tweeky has gone on to apologise for wasting people's time (which is a damn site more than others on here would do).
However, Star has not accepted this apology and has once again turned another thread around to a 'this site is shit and we cant get a meet' one.
Unlike many people in the forum, I am not, and have never been here to brush people up the wrong way and have never before (to my knowledge or intention) slagged anyone off in the forum or the chatrooms. That is not my intention on this occasion either, however, I do feel that following an apology for the original thread and the sad news, it is unfair to start slagging someone off for a post that was intended as a joke and then to, once again, slag off the site for not being able to get meets!! I think we can all agree that a little effort is required!
My opinion and I'm sticking to it!!
It seems both you and star pressed the button at the same time Laine and the views expressed in his explanation are entirely valid but I can see where you are coming from too.
Sex God
Quote by starlightcouple
I answer to many things .... unfortunately 'queenie' ain't one of them. If you see me in such high regard that you feel the need to call me such a name then please continue to call me Ma'am from now on!!
ah. no i think queenie rather suits you.
Quote by Funlovers2009
You, like all of us are are under no obligation to stay on this site, to read any post in the forum or in fact post on any. All you do is complain about the site and slag people off and then do the 'poor victim act' when anyone does the same to you!
i have a right as a PAYING member to say anything i like within this sites AUP? do i not
if i have said or done anything to break that AUP then i am sure peeple on here much higher than your status will let me know queenie Quote by Funlovers2009
Yes there are people on this site who choose to wank on cam, there are people who take the piss but they pay just as much as you to be here (all barring the original people with free accounts, but how I see it, they have paid their dues and the site would not be here without them being here at the start). However people choose to use the site is up to them! We are all here for different reasons and I feel very sorry for you if you cannot accept that!
one minute you are saying i have no obligation to stay on this site if i do not like what happens hear and then saying the above coment. go figure.
Quote by Funlovers2009
I'll tell you what I am seeing more and more of on this site .... people who moan about not being able to find a meet and yet they have made absolutely no effort to sell themselves via their profile or by what they write on the forum. I checked out your profile .... go figure!!
ah by not posting pics on our profile i presume you are saying :dunno: what like cock sucking pics like you have? do they get you a better chance of a meet then? :notes:
pics meen feck all queenie :wink: they could be a hundred yeers old or not even us. a quick cam will verify who we are and seeing as we have not cammed with you then how do you know how we arrange our meets? you choose you way and we will choose ours. we do not think it is a good idea for us to put cock or pussy shots or dressing up malalrky shots for others perusal. cam and phone is very good we feel.:thumbup:
Quote by Funlovers2009
Personally I feel that there is absolutely nothing wrong with what Tweeky did (my opinion of which I am entitled to) and I (again my opinion) feel that if Tweeky wishes to tell us about his sad loss then why not do it here where over many years he has formed relationships with people.
of course you are entitled to that, it just seems that you think others ( me ) is not entitled to the same privilage??
Quote by Funlovers2009
Grow up ffs!!
no maybe i shall join the other children, it seems they obviusly get more luck being that way than we do. :twisted:
Ahhhhhhhh ..... So now you're lowering your tactics to a level that equals that of a primary school playground!! "She doesnt like me to call her that so I will do it just to piss her off!" I however am a little more grown up than that! I know from reading your posts what pisses you off but I will refrain from lowering myself to your level!
I'll tell you what, you stick to your no pics, no profile text, abusing people in the forum . It seems to be working so well for you :wink: I'll look forward to your next 'this site is shite and we cant get any meets' thread. I will continue to do what I do and enjoy the lifestyle, as we dont have any problems at all thank you very much (and before you say anything, no I don't shag anything that moves, we are very choosy!)
I shall now bow out of this thread gracefully, safely in the knowledge that I am the better person!
Sex God
Quote by GnV
Yes Tweeky's original post was a joke, and you have admitted that Tweeky has gone on to apologise for wasting people's time (which is a damn site more than others on here would do).
However, Star has not accepted this apology and has once again turned another thread around to a 'this site is shit and we cant get a meet' one.
Unlike many people in the forum, I am not, and have never been here to brush people up the wrong way and have never before (to my knowledge or intention) slagged anyone off in the forum or the chatrooms. That is not my intention on this occasion either, however, I do feel that following an apology for the original thread and the sad news, it is unfair to start slagging someone off for a post that was intended as a joke and then to, once again, slag off the site for not being able to get meets!! I think we can all agree that a little effort is required!
My opinion and I'm sticking to it!!
It seems both you and star pressed the button at the same time Laine and the views expressed in his explanation are entirely valid but I can see where you are coming from too.
Thank you
Quote by Funlovers2009
However, Star has not accepted this apology and has once again turned another thread around to a 'this site is shit and we cant get a meet' one.
Actually Star hasn't turned this thread into another "this site is shit and we can't get a meet one" those sentiments were expressed in the opening post of this "joke" thread.
I think you have missed the point of Star's post, it wasn't to complain of not getting meets but to comment on what he/she/they percieve to be childish behaviour...of which not getting meets may be a by-product.
Quote by Funlovers2009
Ahhhhhhhh ..... So now you're lowering your tactics to a level that equals that of a primary school playground!! "She doesnt like me to call her that so I will do it just to piss her off!" I however am a little more grown up than that! I know from reading your posts what pisses you off but I will refrain from lowering myself to your level!
seems by constantly replying back you have
Quote by Funlovers2009
I'll tell you what, you stick to your no pics, no profile text, abusing people in the forum . It seems to be working so well for you
still going on about the no pics then queenie? i have looked at yours and if that is what you want peeple to see then fine, but that is not for us. it seems you are the only one who has this weird fixation with the fact we have no cock sucking, get your tits out kinda pictures on our profile. sorry if that iritates you so much but the rest of our profile is filled out with 2 adverts as well and a little list of what we like.
if you want to plaster pics on your profile sucking cock then bully for you queenie, just not for us i am afraid.
obviusly you would just love to know what we look like, maybe another conquest eh? :wink: sorry hunny you reely do not seem our type.
Quote by Funlovers2009
I shall now bow out of this thread gracefully, safely in the knowledge that I am the better person!
well i hope you feel so much better for it queenie :wink:
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