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Hi all,
Lot of talk of these recentlty and just wondered how they worked?
Is it people sitting around watching DVDs and coming?
Are straight guys ok about doing this in front of other guys?
Do people tend to couple off and er...give a helping hand?
Who cleans up the mess?!?
What the blue blazes are you on about?
I thought this kinda thing was confined to public schools.
why bother with wank clubs
when there are loads of lovely ladies on this forum that could help you out
this whole topic is a load of wank
The first rule of wank club is:
do not shake hands after wank club!
If you wanted a job at a wank club, would you have to work a week in hand?
Quote by ChairmanMiaow
The first rule of wank club is:
do not shake hands after wank club!

The second rule of wank club is that you do not talk about wank club (or should that be the first rule dunno ).
LC wink
I notice in Lets Meet Up there are Wank Clubs for Stoke, Glasgow and Suffolk, but what about Manchester?? Can't we have a Wank Club??? confused :? :?
Oh yes, we do have one after all - Manchester City !!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

Right - Nobody mention last Saturday!!! :? :? :wink:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I notice in Lets Meet Up there are Wank Clubs for Stoke, Glasgow and Suffolk, but what about Manchester?? Can't we have a Wank Club??? confused :? :?
Oh yes, we do have one after all - Manchester City !!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
Right - Nobody mention last Saturday!!! :? :? :wink:

:laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by Fools-Gold
Hi all,
Lot of talk of these recentlty and just wondered how they worked?

Bit like a book club. Lots of oddbods sitting round talking about the knob of the week and stopping for a bevy and a nibble at half time.
All welcome, you just need to have done a little research beforehand, and be a sociable sort....But do remember that live debate can get messy at times....... wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I notice in Lets Meet Up there are Wank Clubs for Stoke, Glasgow and Suffolk, but what about Manchester?? Can't we have a Wank Club??? confused :? :?
Oh yes, we do have one after all - Manchester City !!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
Right - Nobody mention last Saturday!!! :? :? :wink:

i think you have got the wrong footy team in manchester there :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
london have a wank club for 30,000
its called tottenham hotspur football club
Having met a few professional footballers, socially, i thought they were all total Wankers!!
Come to Halifax on a Friday / Saturday night, it's full of wank clubs, there's a new one opens every week........
I much prefer the surroundings of a nice real ale establishment.....
Rick! biggrin
Quote by guy4fun
I notice in Lets Meet Up there are Wank Clubs for Stoke, Glasgow and Suffolk, but what about Manchester?? Can't we have a Wank Club??? confused :? :?
Oh yes, we do have one after all - Manchester City !!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
Right - Nobody mention last Saturday!!! :? :? :wink:

i think you have got the wrong footy team in manchester there :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: I was thinking exactly the same :wink:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I notice in Lets Meet Up there are Wank Clubs for Stoke, Glasgow and Suffolk, but what about Manchester?? Can't we have a Wank Club??? confused :? :?
Oh yes, we do have one after all - Manchester City !!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
Right - Nobody mention last Saturday!!! :? :? :wink:
Sarge , do i sense a little bitterness in your voice,,,, YOU LOST ,, GET OVER IT flipa :flipa: :flipa: :2fingers: :2fingers: :grin:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I notice in Lets Meet Up there are Wank Clubs for Stoke, Glasgow and Suffolk, but what about Manchester?? Can't we have a Wank Club??? confused :? :?
Oh yes, we do have one after all - Manchester City !!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
Right - Nobody mention last Saturday!!! :? :? :wink:

Can i not mention last saturday then????? flipa :flipa: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
oops...... redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: sorry!!!!!!!
"smug gooner" :lol: :lol: :lol:
your a goona fab!!!!!!!!,
and there was me beginning to like you...lmao
Quote by ChairmanMiaow
The first rule of wank club is:
do not shake hands after wank club!

rotflmao
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I notice in Lets Meet Up there are Wank Clubs for Stoke, Glasgow and Suffolk,...
Right - Nobody mention last Saturday!!! confused :? wink

Must be a Northern thing ... yeah, I know, Suffolk may as well be ... :P
Anyone in a wank club must be a private member.
Quote by duncanlondon
Anyone in a wank club must be a private member.

I went to the wank club but there was noone there...
apparently I came too early lol
(I'll get me coat...)
bolt
Quote by duncanlondon
Anyone in a wank club must be a private member.

A Private Upstanding Member?
John
wink