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marktheminx
Sexpert
Just lately ive been on my own a bit at work, lonely, and mind has started to wander off the current report or project, internet mysteriously loads pages of scantily clad ladies covorting with a range of toys and friends and hey presto BONER!! ALERT, well what do you do? you cant just let it pass can you! :twisted:
Who's also guilty of a crafty work wank or worse, cough up an tell all! :lickface:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by marktheminx
BONER!! ALERT, well what do you do? you cant just let it pass can you! :twisted:

It's all down to having an elightened recruitment policy: Only hire secretaries who fancy the arse off you. lol
(Departs in expectation of anti-sexist backlash bolt)
Unknown User
Guilty as charged twice yesterday once today redface
NCB
Unknown User
Wish I had the time to wank at work lol
Unknown User
I would NEVER have a crafty wank (female equivalent) on my own at work. Sneakily masturbating in secret is so wrong!
I always put the webcam on :twisted:
Sxboy
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I would NEVER have a crafty wank (female equivalent) on my own at work. Sneakily masturbating in secret is so wrong!
I always put the webcam on :twisted:

I was very worried in the first half of your post then it came right redface
quimninja305070
Sexlightened
have to say, i do sometimes, get urrrhummm..horney at work, and have had a sly one or two bashes in my workshop......esp...when my other half slipped me some vigra jelly the day before...did nowt for me on the day but all day next work, i just needed an image to flash thro my mind and my leg was getting tighter in my overalls if you know what i mean..lol
Unknown User
Have done myself, a quick visit to the toilets usually does the trick. Find it quite daring and have had phone sex with the other half on a couple of occasions.
So far. so good cool :twisted: biggrin
Hotttie
Warming the Bed
...I've done it in work for sure a few times, just nipped to the toilet...but once...lol...I was sitting in the reception area, covering for a colleague n reading about some naughty-ish stuff in th'paper...slipped my finger through my trou zip n voila...lol...talk about red cheaked...it was awesome th'thought that I could'a got caught tho tee hee...but thankfully we have camera's on every corridor so I could see who was cumin...if you get me... :twisted: ... wink
Boss!
LastBoyScout
Warming the Bed
I haven't had a wank at work for many years, now. But, then, i did have a helpful, girlfriend in the building to take me in hand.
westerross
Sex God
I'm saying nothin' about secretaries but if you wank at work yer a wanker - OK ?
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Quote by PoloLady
I would NEVER have a crafty wank (female equivalent) on my own at work. Sneakily masturbating in secret is so wrong!
I always put the webcam on :twisted:

Hahahahahaha...........Polo........you crease me up lol :lol: :lol:
er....what time hun ?????
Tommy__Blue
Warming the Bed
Never actually had a shufty at work, too scared.
But once had a 5 knuckle shuffle in the toilet on a
train on the way home from work.
I found a mag and got into one of the stories.
Couldn't resist.
Unknown User
never done it at work, just imagine it was a real good one and you spurted all down your trousers!! Try explaining the stains? Just as bad as getting mayo down your trousers!
Have done it on the train, just make sure you hold on to the handrails otherwise you end up shooting everywhere.
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In the airline trade,as every airport or city has a 3 letter code, we would say,just nipping for a quick Warsaw,as the code for Warsaw is WAW...i e Wank at Work
Tommy__Blue
Warming the Bed
Quote by majicmountain
never done it at work, just imagine it was a real good one and you spurted all down your trousers!! Try explaining the stains? Just as bad as getting mayo down your trousers!
Have done it on the train, just make sure you hold on to the handrails otherwise you end up shooting everywhere.

When youv've been at it as long as me, you learn many tricks of the trade.
press2play
Warming the Bed
Have done it at work and in a train carriage when it was quiet (c'mon guys you gotta be a bit more adventurous that the toilet!). Also did it in a sauna in a posh Health Club up in Scotland. And in whilst watchng a porno in an adult cinema in the west end. Brill!
Johnboywalton
Warming the Bed
Deleted as I'd written an untruthful post which felt write at the time - sorry peop's.
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Quote by press2play
Have done it at work and in a train carriage when it was quiet (c'mon guys you gotta be a bit more adventurous that the toilet!). Also did it in a sauna in a posh Health Club up in Scotland. And in whilst watchng a porno in an adult cinema in the west end. Brill!

The best has to be driving on the motorway on your own, doing 70+ and having a wank, )(making sure lorry drivers don't see unless it's a woman of course!)
westerross
Sex God
Fuck me (don't) - this has got to be the saddest thread I've ever read. C'mon guys (&gals) there's more to life than sharing wanking stories FFS!
hitch631
Warming the Bed
Lol nice well I aint never done it at work but I am guilty in the car wash I spent for the automatic car wash on the latest ESCORT mag and 50 on a packet of tissues great time I had and enjoyed the risk too.
biggrin :D :D :D
markz
Sex God
never done it myself but when I was 19 it was offered :shock:
but I bottled it banghead