Wanking Blisters, Truth or Myth?

1 May 2005

I keep hearing other guys speaking about getting blisters on their hands from wanking so much. I would normaly dismiss such talk as bullshit, but I have heard this many times over many years. So is there anybody here who has ever got blisters from wanking? If not, can anyone tell me where this all started??

1 May 2005

R.S.I.?

1 May 2005

Troll Alert!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

1 May 2005

given that the skin on the palms of the hand is hardier than the skin on the penis, you're more likely to damage the skin on the penis first.
It's an old wives tale. Guess that answers that.

1 May 2005

So wearing these boxing gloves is not such a bad idea after all !

1 May 2005

I've never actually seen anyone with blisters but I have seen a dick rubbed raw through wanking, so I guess there are consequences that aren't all that nice confused

1 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Troll Alert!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Sarge! The thread is meant to be semi humorous, but I'm definately not trolling!! As I have said before, if wanking was an olympic sport I'd be going for my fifth gold medal. Never had a blister though! biggrin

1 May 2005

Where's Neilinleeds when you need an expert in the house?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

1 May 2005

I have had blisters :shock: redface

but I don't have a cock confused

1 May 2005

It is probably a myth started by hen pecked husbands who when struggling to explain the blisters on their hands preferred to attribute them to wanking rather than housework.
I have my doubts about the origins of thimbles too. I don't believe they were for sowing at all - they were the worlds first pocked sized dildo. cool

lhk
Kat

1 May 2005

I have never got blisters on my cock or hand.
being uncut makes wanking so easy, can't understand how cut blokes manage it.

1 May 2005

don't know about blisters but i do have a expression for someone that wanks too much
"arms like a fiddler crab"

1 May 2005

I have once 'burned' a spot on my cock mid rif by doing some fierce wanking. Laugh not peeps. The mark lasted for at least a year.

1 May 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Where's Neilinleeds when you need an expert in the house?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Probably having a quick fumble somewhere lol

1 May 2005

Gave myself a bad case of 'trigger finger' from overuse of the pulsatron redface

The physio was larvely tho wink

Cathy x

1 May 2005

I've never had a wanking blister,
but I did once get cramp in my forearm while wanking a lady's clit
redface

1 May 2005

Quote by CuddlySimon
.......being uncut makes wanking so easy, can't understand how cut blokes manage it.

I was circumsised when I was 33 and boy did me & the wife have trouble getting used to wanking the new slim-lined littlemee!!!
You're right CuddlySimon, wanking was so easy before. It's easy now but we just had to modify our technique a little.
The wife never got the knack and had to use KY or she just caused me too much pain. She never got a blister but I used to be red raw!!!

1 May 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Where's Neilinleeds when you need an expert in the house?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

:shock: :shock: :shock:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
for your information, i've never once had blisters on my hands, despite years of vigourous self abuse. having said that friction burns on the old john thomas would admittedly be a different kettle of fish altogether! redface

n x x x :P

1 May 2005

I've had friction burns, but never blisters.
The myth's been perpetuated down the years in the same way as the myth about going blind, getting hairy palms etc.
But you never know, might just be lucky enough to bump into a semi-blind, hairy blister-palmed bloke on the high street lol

2 May 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I've never actually seen anyone with blisters but I have seen a dick rubbed raw through wanking, so I guess there are consequences that aren't all that nice

Aged 13, Saturday night, nothing doing, 'cept for Fiesta Xmas special and "Blame it On Rio" on the telly ( few bits of nudity in that film - otherwise, it's a bit of fluff ). Staunch Catholic mother downstairs.
The scene is set, the moods's just right - and over the course of the next 60 odd minutes I proceeded to knock out 5 hand shandys ( nearly caught once ) and spent the next week and a half going no where near my cock! lol

2 May 2005

Lol well ive only had carpet burns.
I think the trick here is TO GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT FOR YOU!! :twisted: :giggle:

2 May 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
I think the trick here is TO GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT FOR YOU!! :twisted: :giggle:

If you're offerring....? wink

2 May 2005

Quote by cool4catz
Do any other guys dislike doing it with a dry hand? I almost always prefer to use some form of lubrication even if it's just saliva.

I dont think we wanted to know that!! :shock: :shock: :shock: