Wanna Fight ??

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I have to go to bed!

Ha!! You can run but you can't hide!! Someone hold me back!!! confused

:? :P :P

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I have to go to bed!

Ha!! You can run but you can't hide!! Someone hold me back!!! confused

:? :P :P
You just come here and try matey!!!!!!

2 Nov 2004

Awww poor old Sarge, come here my pet............................ :therethere: .......................c'mon let me take you away from all these wicked women :therethere:
Poor Sarge rest your head here..................................c'mon Wilma quick while I've got him distracted
good disguise Wilma wink

Now ladies where's that french maid costume??
Jas
XXX

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Alexandra
You just come here and try matey!!!!!!

If you're going to bed I wish I could!! :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: wink

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
Awww poor old Sarge, come here my pet............................ :therethere: .......................c'mon let me take you away from all these wicked women :therethere:
Poor Sarge rest your head here..................................c'mon Wilma quick while I've got him distracted
good disguise Wilma
Now ladies where's that french maid costume??

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
Awww poor old Sarge, come here my pet............................ :therethere: .......................c'mon let me take you away from all these wicked women :therethere:
Poor Sarge rest your head here..................................c'mon Wilma quick while I've got him distracted
good disguise Wilma
Now ladies where's that french maid costume??
Jas
XXX

Bloody Women!! Never fight fair!! mad

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2 Nov 2004

pulls sgt pants down (notice s he needs a sack n crack wax )
and runs away
give up man admit when your beaten

2 Nov 2004

*easy pulls up a chair to watch sarge get a sack and crack wax*
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

2 Nov 2004

i`m a trained boxer you know (well you gotta be when yer missus keeps fightin you for your wallet) duel

2 Nov 2004

Nooo to scary Easy
whilst watching the Sarge in pain could be quite amusing I wouldnt pull that chair up too close my friend lol

2 Nov 2004

It's nice to know that in a crisis you can depend on your friends !!! rolleyes

:roll:

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2 Nov 2004

Well I'm not up for a punch up but a spanking session might be pleasureable biggrin

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
It's nice to know that in a crisis you can depend on your friends !!! :roll: :?

*sits a safe distance away and sips drink to the sounds of....... ssssssssscccccccccccrrrrrriiiiccccccccccckkkkkkkk............................. YEEEEEEHOOOOOHOHOHOOHOHOHOOOHOHHOOOO *
:twisted:

:twisted: :rotflmao: :twisted: :rotflmao: :twisted: :rotflmao: :twisted: :rotflmao:

2 Nov 2004

Ok easy as previously stated I dont want to get too close to the military mans private regions
But the suspense is killing me who is operating the mach4 fannystrimmer :shock:

2 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
Ok easy as previously stated I dont want to get too close to the military mans private regions
But the suspense is killing me who is operating the mach4 fannystrimmer :shock:

No idea all I can see is fur and waxing strips flying everywhere. dunno

C'mon own up who's doing this monsterously entertaining thing to the poor Sarge?

2 Nov 2004

Hmmm saw this and thought.....right up my street, but it would seem that the girls have you well and truely on the back foot, so I will just join the lads and watch you get pasted by the girlies..........
budge up lads ...make a bit of room in the front row...I 'll just nip out and get some popcorn.

2 Nov 2004

can you grab a cup of Coffee while your out dave confused

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2 Nov 2004

If Sarge is going to be defuzzed - I think this is the best place for him lol

Now if the girls can just get hold of him to get him soaped up a bit :shock:

2 Nov 2004

Ooooh!! Things are looking up!! :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

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2 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ooooh!! Things are looking up!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :?

Back in the waxing room you. evil

:P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

2 Nov 2004

Not so fast easy when we've finished with Sarge we will be looking for "volunteers" from the front row!!!
So its your choice wax or foam!

2 Nov 2004

He looks like a Wax kinda Guy to me!!! :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

2 Nov 2004

Girl's i think we ought to line all the men up and give tham a shave Hay! :twisted: :twisted:

Now i wonder which ones sarge rolleyes

ennie meanie mineie mo! :grin:

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
He looks like a Wax kinda Guy to me!!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep I've been waxed, but I have a bad reaction to the wak so I can't use it. Shaving leaves me with ingrowing hairs, so now I just pluck em out with tweezers. :shock:

2 Nov 2004

no dont shave em debbie
wax them i wanna hear them scream :twisted:

2 Nov 2004

Oi dave wheres my bloody coffee
and who gave you permission to use my avatar
oops bollox I forgot Id stolen yours redface

2 Nov 2004

Damn, Wilma you didn't hit him hard enough. confused

I wanted him back in his maid persona for all the ladies to enjoy....................and he won't fall for it twice, being an astute military man and all that.
Jas
XXX
Or will he

2 Nov 2004

Kewl! Silky rolls her sleeves up

2 Nov 2004

Right then sarge!......come on come on ya chicken show ya self!
Debbiewebs got somthing forrrrrrrrrrr ya!
Here we go!
Nearly there!
Take this ya bugger! :twisted: :twisted: oooooooo bugger when will i get anything right redface

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2 Nov 2004

Oi !!!
us blokes stick together .......so .....
get back in yer box girl !!!!!