‘SINGLE FEMALE SEEKS MAN WHO WON’T BEAT ME UP, WON’T RUN OUT ON ME, AND IS A GOOD LOVER’
After a few days the door bell rings, she opens the door and finds a man with neither arms nor legs.
"I'm here in response to your ad" he declares, “I don’t have any arms, so I'm not going to beat you, and I don’t have any legs, so I can't run out on you
“But I wanted a good lover too†she responds.
“Well I rang the door bell didn’t I?â€
Boom, boom!
