WARDROBE MONSTER

20 Sep 2005

Im sick, tired and fed up of going in my wadrobe and... HELLO... there's never anything to wear...!!!.. dunno

I'm at my tethers end.. every time i go to get ready.... NOTHING...Its bloody empty.... :taz:
Ivehad endless rows concerning the vanishing garments but he just doesnt realise...you buy stuff now and again but after a month its vanished....
Even when the wardrobe seems full there is never anything suitable ... you get P.I.W.S ---Passive Indecisive Wardrobe Syndrome...
Ive come to the conclusion there is a monster in my wardrobe eating my clothes--- there has to be..... :twisted:
WHERE DO LADIES CLOTHES GO ????

20 Sep 2005

well mine get riped off usel :twisted: :twisted:
b

20 Sep 2005

Id have said on this site the most usual reason for girls dissapearing outfits , is tranvestite fellas :-) lol

20 Sep 2005

are you ladies confusing the window with the wardrobe?
(hint! pile of clothes in back garden=window, wooden box with rail= wardrobe)

20 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
are you ladies confusing the window with the wardrobe?
(hint! pile of clothes in back garden=window, wooden box with rail= wardrobe)

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Should try my bloody wardrobes.. just ironed about 20+ t shirts and now got no fucking space to put them away... thank christ there ain't a woman in the house.. I would have no space for fuck all!!!
(and that ain't meant as a criticism.................much... just means I live in a shoebox... probably one of hers that has been left here.... lol

20 Sep 2005

You can iron t-shirts !!!! :shock: who knew ?

20 Sep 2005

Quote by wales_cple
WHERE DO LADIES CLOTHES GO ????

well just visit some dogging sites and you will see parts of them daggerling off the bushes! biggrin

hey silk and G wink

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Benz2502
are you ladies confusing the window with the wardrobe?
(hint! pile of clothes in back garden=window, wooden box with rail= wardrobe)

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Should try my bloody wardrobes.. just ironed about 20+ t shirts and now got no fucking space to put them away... thank christ there ain't a woman in the house.. I would have no space for fuck all!!!
Oooooh... Ouch...Oooooh...eeeey...I hate ironing... :scared:
(and that ain't meant as a criticism.................much... just means I live in a shoebox... probably one of hers that has been left here.... lol

20 Sep 2005

Hehehe we have lost the odd garment yes .

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Hehehe we have lost the odd garment yes .

thought so wink

21 Sep 2005

how about the wardrobe monster that changes your clothes
you know what i mean ............. it fit last time you wore it !!
all it has done is sit in a wardrobe for a month or two , waiting for the correct season to come around again , but the monster gets to it and now it doesnt fit as well as it used to ......... how does the bloody wardrobe monster do that i ask you ??
mad

21 Sep 2005

Quote by horneyoldtart
how about the wardrobe monster that changes your clothes
you know what i mean ............. it fit last time you wore it !!
all it has done is sit in a wardrobe for a month or two , waiting for the correct season to come around again , but the monster gets to it and now it doesnt fit as well as it used to ......... how does the bloody wardrobe monster do that i ask you ??

it's in league with the biscuit tin monster.... a plot... a conspiracy I tell you..... just sitting there, with it's little lid ajar, a glimpse of wrapper poking out the top, just asking you to delve into it's warm, welcoming grasp, just a little nibble, that's all i'll have, but oh no, once you start you can't bloody stop, devouring it's contents until you're completely stuffed loon

:loon:

22 Sep 2005

Quote by wales_cple
Im sick, tired and fed up of going in my wadrobe and... HELLO... there's never anything to wear...!!!..
I'm at my tethers end.. every time i go to get ready.... NOTHING...Its bloody empty.... :taz:
Ivehad endless rows concerning the vanishing garments but he just doesnt realise...you buy stuff now and again but after a month its vanished....
Even when the wardrobe seems full there is never anything suitable ... you get P.I.W.S ---Passive Indecisive Wardrobe Syndrome...
Ive come to the conclusion there is a monster in my wardrobe eating my clothes--- there has to be..... :twisted:
WHERE DO LADIES CLOTHES GO ????

hey caz id be your wardrobe monster lol

the smell of of your cloths id be your moths any day regards dave

22 Sep 2005

Quote by dab62
Im sick, tired and fed up of going in my wadrobe and... HELLO... there's never anything to wear...!!!..
I'm at my tethers end.. every time i go to get ready.... NOTHING...Its bloody empty.... :taz:
Ivehad endless rows concerning the vanishing garments but he just doesnt realise...you buy stuff now and again but after a month its vanished....
Even when the wardrobe seems full there is never anything suitable ... you get P.I.W.S ---Passive Indecisive Wardrobe Syndrome...
Ive come to the conclusion there is a monster in my wardrobe eating my clothes--- there has to be..... :twisted:
WHERE DO LADIES CLOTHES GO ????

hey caz id be your wardrobe monster lol

the smell of of your cloths id be your moths any day regards dave
So thats where they are going then...You bad boy...

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

22 Sep 2005

maybe equi-pricesses spider ate them??????

22 Sep 2005

Quote by horneyoldtart
how about the wardrobe monster that changes your clothes
you know what i mean ............. it fit last time you wore it !!
all it has done is sit in a wardrobe for a month or two , waiting for the correct season to come around again , but the monster gets to it and now it doesnt fit as well as it used to ......... how does the bloody wardrobe monster do that i ask you ??

Oh, know how you feel, I've got one of them monsters too :x Picky bugger, doesn't eat a whole garment, just a few inches out of each and every item :x

22 Sep 2005

i don't know about the wardrobe monster.
but i have definatley have a sock monster.
brought 12 pairs of new socks, about a month a ago.
can i find a proper pair.
has the washing machine monster eaten them, or does the bedroom monster get them 1st.
i am very puzzled, and confused.
can anyone help me.
i do i call yvette fielding from most haunted to help.

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22 Sep 2005

My washing machine eats my clothes sad

23 Sep 2005

can i bend over all winter in that wardrobe of yours that was nice lol hump

:hump: :hump: :hump: :sticky: :sticky: :sticky:

Quote by wales_cple
Im sick, tired and fed up of going in my wadrobe and... HELLO... there's never anything to wear...!!!..
I'm at my tethers end.. every time i go to get ready.... NOTHING...Its bloody empty.... :taz:
Ivehad endless rows concerning the vanishing garments but he just doesnt realise...you buy stuff now and again but after a month its vanished....
Even when the wardrobe seems full there is never anything suitable ... you get P.I.W.S ---Passive Indecisive Wardrobe Syndrome...
Ive come to the conclusion there is a monster in my wardrobe eating my clothes--- there has to be..... :twisted:
WHERE DO LADIES CLOTHES GO ????

hey caz id be your wardrobe monster lol

the smell of of your cloths id be your moths any day regards dave
So thats where they are going then...You bad boy...

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

26 Sep 2005

you can bend over all winter 4 me caz lol 69position

:69: :69: :69:

Quote by dab62
can i bend over all winter in that wardrobe of yours that was nice lol :hump: :hump: :hump: :sticky: :sticky: :sticky: Im sick, tired and fed up of going in my wadrobe and... HELLO... there's never anything to wear...!!!..
I'm at my tethers end.. every time i go to get ready.... NOTHING...Its bloody empty.... :taz:
Ivehad endless rows concerning the vanishing garments but he just doesnt realise...you buy stuff now and again but after a month its vanished....
Even when the wardrobe seems full there is never anything suitable ... you get P.I.W.S ---Passive Indecisive Wardrobe Syndrome...
Ive come to the conclusion there is a monster in my wardrobe eating my clothes--- there has to be..... :twisted:
WHERE DO LADIES CLOTHES GO ????

hey caz id be your wardrobe monster lol

the smell of of your cloths id be your moths any day regards dave
So thats where they are going then...You bad boy...

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: