Was i right ?

2 Mar 2005

Ex-girlfriend
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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to fuck off and I hung up.
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2 Mar 2005

Its a good un, but it was done last week

2 Mar 2005

i shouldnt laugh, but............. :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

2 Mar 2005

Sucked me right in mate!
Quality gag.
Lb :love:

2 Mar 2005

Very good, of course I would never behave like that........... confused

: :twisted: wink

2 Mar 2005

wheres the joke...ofcause you would hang up !!!!!!

2 Mar 2005

Superb, my kind of humour lol

2 Mar 2005

Crikey that's a coincidence
I posted something uncannily similar to that over a week ago. So similar in fact it's word for word!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/36389.html
Spooky wink

2 Mar 2005

pissed me nickers

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Mar 2005

well i fell for that didn't i