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Looking through the photo ads and seeing peoples likes and dislikes I regularly see references to watersports. Living sheltered lives as we do in Somerset I'm intrigued to know what this means ! I assume it's nothing to do with "Muff Diving", but is it the fetish of urinating over each other? Can you experts up North advise ?
Now what about female ejaculation, where does that fit in ?
This amazing experience could be confused with urinating when it happens for the first time which is really sad for those ladies who orgasm like this and hold back in fear off offending and for the guys who might be put off due to ignorance thus missing out on the experience. Any comments from you sexperts out there on this subject?
see
peeing on each other sort of well i spose that exactly what it means, golden showers maybe its not though it could be waterskiing and power boat racing now i come to think about it
Yes, it's the polite way (as much as there can be a polite way) of referring to activities that involve urine.
You can probably work out the meaning of it's companion phrase 'hardsports' yourself.
if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go wash my brain now.....
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Yes, it's the polite way (as much as there can be a polite way) of referring to activities that involve urine.
You can probably work out the meaning of it's companion phrase 'hardsports' yourself.
if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go wash my brain now.....

Shit (did I really mean that??) and I was proud of me 7 swimming gold medals (p'raps that's why he 's called Mark Spits! )
I play golf - that's a hard sport!
I thought it was a guy thing. Who could piss the highest up the wall and leave a chalk mark and name? heard of taking the piss but never giving it...each to their own I suppose?
You know, at any minute, someone could come out of the (water) closet and really have a go at people making fun of their particular fetish.
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You know, at any minute, someone could come out of the (water) closet and really have a go at people making fun of their particular fetish.

That'll really piss us off!
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You know, at any minute, someone could come out of the (water) closet and really have a go at people making fun of their particular fetish.

That'll really piss us off!
Actually TE - looking at your avatar I thought you might have enjoyed watersports (the clean variety).
Alex wink
I dont think so. Most people are broad minded about things they like and dont. Anyone for lighting farts...?
i HAVE seen it listed as a kink...?
Tikka masals/garlic bread and a vindaloo NOT recommended?
Looks like rain in the north and high winds in the east confused .........hehehe
passes a lighter to Rocky Horror.........
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Looking through the photo ads and seeing peoples likes and dislikes I regularly see references to watersports. Living sheltered lives as we do in Somerset I'm intrigued to know what this means ! I assume it's nothing to do with "Muff Diving", but is it the fetish of urinating over each other? Can you experts up North advise ?
Now what about female ejaculation, where does that fit in ?
This amazing experience could be confused with urinating when it happens for the first time which is really sad for those ladies who orgasm like this and hold back in fear off offending and for the guys who might be put off due to ignorance thus missing out on the experience. Any comments from you sexperts out there on this subject?
see

Hi there Jethro.
Thought I would post a serious answer to your question. (Ignore all these other silly buggers. lol :lol: )
Watersports is definately the practise of urinating as part of sexual play. With women who ejaculate you can tell the difference by the fact that the fluid comes out at the moment of orgasm and more will come out each time if a woman orgasms more than once. Although the fluid tastes slightly of urine this is not a problem as fresh healthy urine does not have an unpleasant taste anyway.
I know all this as we have had the pleasure of meeting a lovely lady who "gushes" as her and her husband put it. Giving her prolonged oral was a lot of fun and not at all unpleasant.
For all you women who "Gush" good luck to you, for all those men put of by it more fool you.
Roger
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Looking through the photo ads and seeing peoples likes and dislikes I regularly see references to watersports. Living sheltered lives as we do in Somerset I'm intrigued to know what this means ! I assume it's nothing to do with "Muff Diving", but is it the fetish of urinating over each other? Can you experts up North advise ?
Now what about female ejaculation, where does that fit in ?
This amazing experience could be confused with urinating when it happens for the first time which is really sad for those ladies who orgasm like this and hold back in fear off offending and for the guys who might be put off due to ignorance thus missing out on the experience. Any comments from you sexperts out there on this subject?
see

Well heres my five cents, I think all unto their own when it comes down to fetishes, we all have at least one, I'm sure. About the female ejeculation, well I read the web link and I personally think its amazing. I would love to meet a woman that ejeculates or gushes or whatever you want to call it. I dont think woman who gush have anything to be ashamed of, infact the total oppasite, I think its something to be proud of.
Oh well thats my bit.
zim :taz:
Now what about female ejaculation, where does that fit in ?
This amazing experience could be confused with urinating when it happens for the first time which is really sad for those ladies who orgasm like this and hold back in fear off offending and for the guys who might be put off due to ignorance thus missing out on the experience. Any comments from you sexperts out there on this subject?

Yeah completly different things , Girls cum actually contains fruit sugars , Its purpose is unknown , I've been told some girls can squirt for several feet, I would love to see it !
As to w/s etc , I suppose this really is a case of , "If that's what floats your boat " rotflmao
PS do not consider myself as sexpert ,esp not compared to the girlies .
try it twice just to make sure lol
As the token deviant here - I'll put my hand up and say I find watersports/golden-showers etc quite erotic smile
Though not with people who had eaten meat, or really high protient foods recently... Meat makes your wee taste really horrid and nip your eyes sad Another good reason to go veggie biggrin
Fresh urine is actually sterile and clean - as normal with all natural products it's the exposure to air which hastens the decay and unpleasant odour. NO, I have never taken part in watersports of the sexual variety and have no need/desire to do so - just offering a clinical view of urine.
Had a shag in a swimming pool more than once though - more MY kind of watersports!!
lol :lol:
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As the token deviant here - I'll put my hand up and say I find watersports/golden-showers etc quite erotic smile
Though not with people who had eaten meat, or really high protient foods recently... Meat makes your wee taste really horrid and nip your eyes sad Another good reason to go veggie biggrin

next time someone tells me us veggies are all unhealthy.. i will point them to this post! lol
apparently veggies taste better ( there blood that is ) according to a show about real life vampires i saw once. or it mite have been an episode of seasame street i can't remember confused
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As the token deviant here -

Get out of here billy, theres a queue ya know wink . :P
JudyTV
Do I stand in front, or behind... decisions decisions.... lol :P
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Yeah completly different things , Girls cum actually contains fruit sugars , Its purpose is unknown , I've been told some girls can squirt for several feet, I would love to see it !

Yep, you're right there I've seen Jade fire the length of the bath and nearly hit the tiles off the wall. What a gem !
Thanks for the replies, especially the serious ones ! But thanks to the other "piss artists" as well !
Jethro & Jade
Heres me thinking it was have sex on a windsurfing board lol and by the way it is one of the best ways to have fun laying on a board in the middle of a lake going at it wow