We must tell you this...........................

7 Dec 2004

Hiyas people,
Just have to tell you this. xx
Its a sad story with a twist and it really happened. xx
One of Mikes' mums' friends went away on a camping holiday, taking along great great grandma.
Everyone was having fun when great great grandma went to the toilet.
Worrying as she had been there for so long they went to investigate and found her dead on the toilet.
They left the caereavan there and went to inform the local police as to report the death and find out what they had to do.
The police said they had to investigate so folloed them to the caravan site.
When they got the they found the caravan had actually been stolen.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rolleyes

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smile

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7 Dec 2004

:shock: :eeek:
Just don't know what to say!
One can only imagine the faces of those who took the caravan, when they discovered poor grandma on the bog :scared: lol

T-J

7 Dec 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That,s brightened my day, but sorry to hear about great grandma
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

7 Dec 2004

:shock:
Was great grandma ever returned? You know, handed in anonymously at the nearest police station or something? :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol

7 Dec 2004

I don't know whether to laugh or cry Iâ€™m sorry to hear about grandma and i hope you get the caravan back
Molly xx

7 Dec 2004

just thinking could have been me i am always on the toilet and im a grandma and ive got a caravan, off to the doc's for check up not having you lot laughing at me :fuckinghell:

7 Dec 2004

OMG thats really bad................ :shock:

7 Dec 2004

Erm.....................
:laughabove: i'm so sorry about GGM - but that is SOOOOO funny!!

7 Dec 2004

is this a wind up never seen it in the papers it would of been head lines and it would of went something like this GRAND(MA) CARAVAN THEFT

9 Dec 2004

THIS IS NOT A WIND UP XX
HONEST XX
MIKES MUM WAS REALLY UPSET WHEN SHE WAS TELLING HIM XX
MIKE COULDN'T LAUGH AT ALL XX
NOT ALL THESE STORIES ARE WRITTEN IN PAPERS ESPECIALLY AS IT IS REALLY QUITE SAD XX

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Blue
Was great grandma ever returned? You know, handed in anonymously at the nearest police station or something?

Sometimes life really is stranger than fiction -
Along the same true story lines, an un-named police force undertook massive restructuring of it's call handling system resulting in a huge turnover of staff and the implementation of a jazzy new computer system to answer the public's myriad of questions.
An operator received a call from a member of the public who had found a dead body in their garden one morning.
And the useful advice given by the police operator, on the instructions of the computer?
"Please take the item into your local Police Station where it will be recorded as lost property."
rolleyes

The concept of TITS can be taken too far sometimes!
lhk
Kat

9 Dec 2004

WASN'T GREAT GREAT GRANDMA (BLESS HER) WAS IT ???
dunno

9 Dec 2004

Quote by bluexxx
:shock:
Was great grandma ever returned? You know, handed in anonymously at the nearest police station or something? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Dec 2004

Quote by funin and mike
THIS IS NOT A WIND UP XX
HONEST XX
MIKES MUM WAS REALLY UPSET WHEN SHE WAS TELLING HIM XX

It is, of course, terribly sad, & what an awful situation to be in.

9 Dec 2004

Dont know if you know....but when you tow a caravan everything inside has to be strapped down or you end up with a right pile of shite when you get to your chosen destination.
Now poor grandma would have been perched atop a chemical toilet (one of the chemicals being Formalderhyde actually) and if this 'van has been stolen the theiving twats wont have hung about.......they will have got there foot down and the scene inside will have been like total carnage with a now dead Grandma being the epicentre of the chaos. I can only just imagine what spilled out of the 'van when they opened the door....ie an ex flailing Great Great Grandma amongst the debris of a once much loved caravan.......scary !!!
Banderas.x