weird bas***ds

2 Nov 2004

4 years ago,a new couple moved in next a nice ordinary 30 something if a bit dull couple,or so it 3 months of drilling,hammering and sawing,which is pretty much expected of new neighbours,things went quiet,,,,for a ,with more vigour than ever,the d.i.y was back!3 months went into 6 months,6 months went into freaks even had a party .the guests bringing tools etc and along with music n chat,you could hear them,building,hammering,drilling the strange thing about it all was that it all seemed to be coming from the bathroom and kitchen!.the other really weird think is that every time me or h,r go to the loo,within 30 secs one of them is in there loo the f**k?????.its 4 years now and by my reconing, they must have had 6 new bathroom suites and 7 new kitchens. we dont talk,,ive never been in the house ,how bizzare are these people!! no punchline to this,,just had to have a rant about it cos ive just been to the loo and within 30 secs i could here her klicky shoes sprint up stairs into there loo??? and the hammering has started up(play music to the twighlight zone) confused

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2 Nov 2004

Shagging lots of people really loud?? Maybe they are swingers!! Handy neighbours!

2 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Shagging lots of people really loud?? Maybe they are swingers!! Handy neighbours!

what ,,with a hammer drill and circular saw????

2 Nov 2004

Maybe thats just to disguise the other noises!!?

2 Nov 2004

mmmh,,, never thought of that!! :idea: i,ll ask em to cupids tonight wink

2 Nov 2004

That'll be the camera they have installed through their wall to view you in the bathroom!! :shock: :shock: confused

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2 Nov 2004

Shhhhhhhhhh I asked you to keep that quiet sarge!! dammit!!
if you hear more banging in 5 thats me just removing the camera! apologoies :P

2 Nov 2004

You have lived next door to them for 4 years and never said hello???? How truly strange.... Why don't you try getting to know them a bit... then you might find if they are neurotic house dooer-upppers

2 Nov 2004

Do you count the number of people who come in and leave - could be some sort of mass murderer who uses the new bath to get rid of their remains and then fits another bathroom inviting over more unsuspecting people ?

2 Nov 2004

we said hello a few times when they first moved in ,then when they had that ""d,i,y party"" i winged about the noise(it was 1.o,clock in the morning and weve got a little un) he said "uh, ok" a few wweks later i got a snotty note thru the door complaining about my music .so we havent talked since

2 Nov 2004

Quote by easy_going_dude
Do you count the number of people who come in and leave - could be some sort of mass murderer who uses the new bath to get rid of their remains and then fits another bathroom inviting over more unsuspecting people ?

O.M.G. do you think so!! acid baths n stuff like that! im sorry i told you lot.i just thought them a bit strange, not murderers or summat!! :cry:

2 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
Do you count the number of people who come in and leave - could be some sort of mass murderer who uses the new bath to get rid of their remains and then fits another bathroom inviting over more unsuspecting people ?

O.M.G. do you think so!! acid baths n stuff like that! im sorry i told you lot.i just thought them a bit strange, not murderers or summat!! :cry:
Maybe, I've just been watching too many movies....! I'm sure the're not.............But just incase, better let us have a contact number so we can reach you if we aint heard from you on the forum..... rotflmao

2 Nov 2004

This may make me sound like rather a self respecting muderer type... but if I just had a new bathroom I wouldn't be holding my acid baths on the new porcelain... I'd be using the bathtub they just ripped out... having installed it in my basement/attic.... thats just me, but I do find acid plays murder with the paintwork and colourscheme, not to mention the finish of my limestone quarry tile floor.

2 Nov 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
This may make me sound like rather a self respecting muderer type... but if I just had a new bathroom I wouldn't be holding my acid baths on the new porcelain... I'd be using the bathtub they just ripped out... having installed it in my basement/attic.... thats just me, but I do find acid plays murder with the paintwork and colourscheme, not to mention the finish of my limestone quarry tile floor.

...clicks on profile....changes to location to somewhere not in Glasgow......
Totally agree Chris and no it doesn't make you sound like a "self respecting murderer" bolt

2 Nov 2004

i think i prefer the "swingers with a power tool fetish" theory rather than the suggestion that we live next door to the new fred n rosemary west !!

2 Nov 2004

just ponder for a minute,someone actually lived next door to fred and rosemary west
scareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey evil

2 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
i think i prefer the "swingers with a power tool fetish" theory rather than the suggestion that we live next door to the new fred n rosemary west !!

Mmmmm I just love using my hammer drill on some thick hard wall...... :P :P :P

2 Nov 2004

Quote by wewantu2
just ponder for a minute,someone actually lived next door to fred and rosemary west
scareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Andy just think they lived there putting up with years of DIY.... and garden re-paving... hmmmm

2 Nov 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
just ponder for a minute,someone actually lived next door to fred and rosemary west
scareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Andy just think they lived there putting up with years of DIY.... and garden re-paving... hmmmm OH SHIT,,,theyve just done a new patio n ,all :scared: thats it,,im off, nice 3 bed semi for sale ,outskirts of south m/cr- north cheshire,,lovely neighbours!!!!!!

2 Nov 2004

I used to live next door to an old man who was a widower, everytime i went out side to hang the washing or take out the bins he would be there at his bedroom window watching me, but he,d hide behind a net curtain confused

one day i went out in my bikini and sun bathed ...i took a sly look up and he was there having a w#nk :shock: lol

that was scary :scared: :wanker:

2 Nov 2004

Quote by sexyann57
I used to live next door to an old man who was a widower, everytime i went out side to hang the washing or take out the bins he would be there at his bedroom window watching me, but he,d hide behind a net curtain one day i went out in my bikini and sun bathed ...i took a sly look up and he was there having a w#nk :shock: that was scary :scared: :wanker:

Ah ha! the ultimate DIY'er :lol: :lol:

2 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
4 years ago,a new couple moved in next a nice ordinary 30 something if a bit dull couple,or so it 3 months of drilling,hammering and sawing,which is pretty much expected of new neighbours,things went quiet,,,,for a ,with more vigour than ever,the d.i.y was back!3 months went into 6 months,6 months went into freaks even had a party .the guests bringing tools etc and along with music n chat,you could hear them,building,hammering,drilling the strange thing about it all was that it all seemed to be coming from the bathroom and kitchen!.the other really weird think is that every time me or h,r go to the loo,within 30 secs one of them is in there loo the f**k?????.its 4 years now and by my reconing, they must have had 6 new bathroom suites and 7 new kitchens. we dont talk,,ive never been in the house ,how bizzare are these people!! no punchline to this,,just had to have a rant about it cos ive just been to the loo and within 30 secs i could here her klicky shoes sprint up stairs into there loo??? and the hammering has started up(play music to the twighlight zone) : :?:

well if you had said it was you.. i would have stopped hammering deliberately to wind u up ages ago!!!!!!!
anyway.... now we are talking again... can you please tidy your back garden?
reagrds
WBB manc

2 Nov 2004

thank god,,it was you all the time..phew

16 Nov 2004

guess what???? theyve sold up and are moving on the 8th dec :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

16 Nov 2004

But after years of random hammering and DIY, they are probably leaving because the place is now in such a bad state (at their hands). Obviously anyone moving in will have a lot of work on their hands to get the place in order, right? smile

I bring rays of sunshine and joy where ever I go.
I am a happiness dragon, after all.
lol

16 Nov 2004

theyve part exed it against a new property too?? maybe cos its such a shit tip..bollox, more d.i.y when the newbies move in sad

16 Nov 2004

Why don't you contact the Estate Agent selling it on and ask someone to view it on your behalf. Ask them to take a camera around with them and find out exactly what they have been doing!! you could also ask them to find out what they thought of their neighbours!!! lol

Mal

16 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
guess what???? theyve sold up and are moving on the 8th dec :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

That's only because the drains have finally become blocked. I told them to use the shredder first, get the bits down to a more manageable size, but no-one ever listens rolleyes

:twisted:

16 Nov 2004

All you have to worry about now is who your new neighbours will be?
Hopefully they are not amatuer DJ's!

16 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
we said hello a few times when they first moved in ,then when they had that ""d,i,y party"" i winged about the noise(it was 1.o,clock in the morning and weve got a little un) he said "uh, ok" a few wweks later i got a snotty note thru the door complaining about my music .so we havent talked since

They sound like the neighbours from hell to me! Definitely something very odd if they're 'following' you into the bathroom as it were ... have a good look round for any odd drill holes in the ceiling etc!!!