Weird Sex Toys

5 Apr 2006

I come across some wacky sh*t while searching for the double loop double penetration
Here's the one that got me started on this thread, now could you really keep a straight face????? although the idea of it is interesting! would u wear it ??

5 Apr 2006

sure you didn't stray onto 'Chinrests 4U'?

5 Apr 2006

It's the Jimmy Hill Appreciation Society!! confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
...would u wear it ??

YES!!! Ive got one... but my version has a gag for the mouth so no option but to keep a straight face :giggle:
Do I love it?
:fuckinghell: HELL YEAH BABY!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

5 Apr 2006

Ive seen the *gag* versions too... and put to good use at that!
the people involved seemed to be enjoying themselves immensely!!!!!
and deed.. why not?
havent had the pleasure of using such a device myself yet... though would not shirk the responsability!!
lol
LP
londonplaything

5 Apr 2006

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
I come across some wacky sh*t while searching for the double loop double penetration
Here's the one that got me started on this thread, now could you really keep a straight face????? although the idea of it is interesting! would u wear it ??

I'm sorry but all that comes to mind is Dickhead

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

5 Apr 2006

Might be useful if your trying to give up smoking

5 Apr 2006

Quote by 4wheeldrive
Might be useful if your trying to give up smoking

Could cause a few upsets wearing that on the bus though :giggle: Was thinking more of Nicorettes myself

5 Apr 2006

No it has to be an indoor thing, Blimey wear that down the street and your bound to be done for carrying an offensive weapon.
Sort of thing you wear while perhaps doing the ironing or watching corrie pmsl

5 Apr 2006

Quote by 4wheeldrive
...Sort of thing you wear while perhaps doing the ironing or watching corrie pmsl

I wear mine when posting 'bowlox' :fuckinghell: on SH :giggle:
Got it on now! :twisted:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
...Sort of thing you wear while perhaps doing the ironing or watching corrie pmsl

I wear mine when posting 'bowlox' :fuckinghell: on SH :giggle:
Got it on now! :twisted:
That beggars the question Is that a dick on your face or just pleased to see me? :giggle:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by northeastcoupleuk

No I wouldn't, I have thought about it, but just cant work out how I would get my jumper on or off, a cardigan would work, but a jumper?...no.

5 Apr 2006

Quote by davej

No I wouldn't, I have thought about it, but just cant work out how I would get my jumper on or off, a cardigan would work, but a jumper?...no.
A cardigan? Do you realise how ridiculous you'll look in a CARDIGAN ???? rolleyes

5 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

No I wouldn't, I have thought about it, but just cant work out how I would get my jumper on or off, a cardigan would work, but a jumper?...no.
A cardigan? Do you realise how ridiculous you'll look in a CARDIGAN ???? rolleyes

:rotflmao:

5 Apr 2006

:idea: Much rather where the Jimmy HIll down the street than a Cardigan.....I shudder saying the word!!
:silly:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
...That beggars the question Is that a dick on your face or just pleased to see me? :giggle:

Pleased to see you? :shock:
As a rule... No :giggle:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
...That beggars the question Is that a dick on your face or just pleased to see me? :giggle:

Pleased to see you? :shock:
As a rule... No :giggle:
:shock: :upset:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
...That beggars the question Is that a dick on your face or just pleased to see me? :giggle:

Pleased to see you? :shock:
As a rule... No :giggle:
:shock: :upset: :bounce: Xstatic would be the better word hunni 69position

:smitten: :happy:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
I come across some wacky sh*t while searching for the double loop double penetration
Here's the one that got me started on this thread, now could you really keep a straight face????? although the idea of it is interesting! would u wear it ??

I used to own one of those but I had to get rid 'cos Mrs Cueball was getting worried about me......
Every time I wore it she told me to keep my chin up! dunno

5 Apr 2006

Quote by cu3b4ll
...Every time I wore it she told me to keep my chin up!

:doh:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by cu3b4ll
I come across some wacky sh*t while searching for the double loop double penetration
Here's the one that got me started on this thread, now could you really keep a straight face????? although the idea of it is interesting! would u wear it ??

I used to own one of those but I had to get rid 'cos Mrs Cueball was getting worried about me......
Every time I wore it she told me to keep my chin up! dunno

lol was it any good

6 Apr 2006

a late nite chat show had one of those chin things on it ( with other toys) suppossed to be good for oral and deep penitration at same time BUT they were thinking about bringing in a double wammy for anal too so you figure out wot that would look like on yer chin

6 Apr 2006

Quote by 4playinc
a late nite chat show had one of those chin things on it ( with other toys) suppossed to be good for oral and deep penitration at same time BUT they were thinking about bringing in a double wammy for anal too so you figure out wot that would look like on yer chin

6 Apr 2006

Now I remember having one of these as a child :shock: :shock: However I don't remember it having the optional extra confused

:? :? :?

6 Apr 2006

Now i know why the girl next door never got off her space hopper wink

6 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
Now I remember having one of these as a child :shock: :shock: However I don't remember it having the optional extra :? :? :?

I want one !!!! :twisted:

6 Apr 2006

Quote by 4playinc
a late nite chat show had one of those chin things on it ( with other toys) suppossed to be good for oral and deep penitration at same time BUT they were thinking about bringing in a double wammy for anal too so you figure out wot that would look like on yer chin

:shock: never seen a dick dick head before

6 Apr 2006

Quote by de_sade
...Or serve doughnuts...

doughnuts :shock: how about that for a ring of confidence smile

12 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Now I remember having one of these as a child :shock: :shock: However I don't remember it having the optional extra :? :? :?

I want one !!!! :twisted:
will bounce ya for it lol

12 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
Now I remember having one of these as a child :shock: :shock: However I don't remember it having the optional extra :? :? :?

Ah....I can just imagine the parents race on sports day........
H.x