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a new member with just 6 posts showing, but after the post quoted here I am certain he is gping to fit right in here
Quote by iluvminis
Hello people,I'm new to the site but not new to dogging or swinging,Virgin18,I think the phrase is "U've pissed on your chips" for a while seems you are so desperate to lose your cherry,even if you went dogging you would probably,well almost definately,f@#k it up for all the other genuine doggers in the area at the time,your "enthusiasm" would almost certainly enrage them for quite some time to come,for your own sake listen to the advice given by all the previous comments made on this thread because I'm pretty sure no female on here would go near you with Saddam Hussein's barge pole,It seems you regard these ladies and I mean ladies as a peice of meat to satisfy your desire to lose your "virginity". What you have shown to everyone is just why you are still a virgin at 18 and at this rate will probably remain so for quite a long time to should be and expect to be treated with RESPECT 1st and you have learned how to do that you may have more success,I hope this helps you,

:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven biggrin
Sounds like a nice boy lol i bet he did,nt supply a pic of himself confused maybe it,s because he was late for school ...Ahhh Bless kiss
iluvminis is the perfect gent smile
belive me i know :)
Does Saddam Hussein ever travel by barge ??
Thanks everybody,cheers for that Jo,and thanks for those kind words Kristof,i'm sure saddam had a barge but kept it in the same place as the WMD and thats why it can't be found anymore,LOL,john
Quote by Alexandra
For one scary minute I read that as ....

'Welcome to Illuminati'!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

lol
as a member of the Illuminati of NoS I find that amusing smile
mmmmmmm taxi for alexandra,only jokin,that was funny although minati cooper doesn't have the same ring to it,it was funny,i burst out laughing when i saw it,thanks alexandra,x
Quote by Silk and Big G
Does Saddam Hussein ever travel by barge ??

Not anymore, that's why his pole is available.
I guess.
Quote by Alexandra
For one scary minute I read that as ....

'Welcome to Illuminati'!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
This Beechams Hot lemon drinks are really affecting my brain!
Or maybe it's reading 2 Dan Brown novels in as many days! rolleyes
Phew..
Anyway welcome to the nuthouse 'i luv minis'
Hope to chat soon - when I have got my voice back!
Hugs, Alex x

I have to say you weren't alone there and I don't have the excuse of the hot lemon either! lol
Roger the Dragon cool
mad :x
LOLOL
You've got me singing "Illuminati" now :giggle:
Good job Morbius likes Gamma Ray rolleyes
Cx