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Quote by louise_and_joe
I confess I have the hots for Hx. I can write this because I have had a glass of red wineI'll be mortified in the morning
Aww bugger it has'nt gone away and I hav'nt had red wine for a few days
ops:Have you confessed to the lady in question
Louise xx
God no I can't do that...she might think I'm a swinger :shock:
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Quote by H-x
I confess I have the hots for Hx. I can write this because I have had a glass of red wine
Aww bugger it has'nt gone away and I hav'nt had red wine for a few days
ops:Have you confessed to the lady in question
Louise xx
She has now.
But don't worry, the lady in question has had a glass of wine too.
H.x
:oops:
Forgive me bonedigger, for I have sinned....
When I was young and stupid I, and a few mates noticed that there was a showing of the horror film "Birds" at the local cinema. Being a light-hearted scamp, we caught a hen at a local farm and inside the packed cinema, let said hen off the (not too tall) balcony to poor unsuspecting souls below, who promptly freaked and ran from the building along with about 20 other peeps, fearing for their lives
Can I possibly be forgiven?
When I was young and stupid I, and a few mates noticed that there was a showing of the horror film "Birds" at the local cinema. Being a light-hearted scamp, we caught a hen at a local farm and inside the packed cinema, let said hen off the (not too tall) balcony to poor unsuspecting souls below, who promptly freaked and ran from the building along with about 20 other peeps, fearing for their lives
Can I possibly be forgiven?
At the same cinema some years later...
We heard of a funny ruse that we thought we'd emulate.
The cinema was now showing "Aracnophobia". So, in keeping with our earlier high jinx, we flicked lots of plastic spiders off the balcony, to the hair, laps and shoulders of the poor peasents below us, to much hilarity.
We were eventually thrown out but not before we had caused mayhem.
As I said that was a copycat version, but still very funny.
Can I be forgiven?
We heard of a funny ruse that we thought we'd emulate.
The cinema was now showing "Aracnophobia". So, in keeping with our earlier high jinx, we flicked lots of plastic spiders off the balcony, to the hair, laps and shoulders of the poor peasents below us, to much hilarity.
We were eventually thrown out but not before we had caused mayhem.
As I said that was a copycat version, but still very funny.
Can I be forgiven?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: that is soooooooo funny Dave.....Quote by Dawnie
Well I have to confess I have about 20 pm's that I haven't had time to reply to.. sorry everyone, I will get round to them, honest!:? :? :?
You sound like me
I owe you one from the end of our massive sessions and yesterday :lol2:
Sorry
And wasn't it a lovely session :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
We must do it again sometime
:kiss: :kiss: Quote by anais
Well I have to confess I have about 20 pm's that I haven't had time to reply to.. sorry everyone, I will get round to them, honest!
You sound like me
I owe you one from the end of our massive sessions and yesterday :lol2:
Sorry
And wasn't it a lovely session :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
We must do it again sometime
:kiss: :kiss:We will, I'm sure of it ;)
:kiss: anais :kiss:
Quote by lyns
So here goes!!. I confess I have just lied to my mum :shock: , I told her that we are going out with friends from mr lyns work tonight (she is babysitting) in fact we are going dogging!
I wouldn't worry about it lyns, that kind of lie doesn't count
We have visited Shireen and Mallock regularly for a very long time because that is what I tell the sitters but we have only a few times.
Chams has been good recently though :giggle:
Quote by lyns
So here goes!!. I confess I have just lied to my mum :shock: , I told her that we are going out with friends from mr lyns work tonight (she is babysitting) in fact we are going dogging!
I wouldn't worry about it lyns, that kind of lie doesn't count
We have visited Shireen and Mallock regularly for a very long time because that is what I tell the sitters but we have only a few times.
Chams has been good recently though :giggle:
Thank god it wasn't just me that did that! (just read Helnheavens post on baring bums at Primary school, page 1) You have no idea how much better i feel now. 
:lol: God ive carried that around with me for years thinking it was wrong. I used to play in the bushes at primary school "you show me yours and i'll show you mine". I've deleted my profile twice since joining last December in moments of what i call moral brain fights. Yet here i am back again. I have come to the conclusion, i have a wicked high sex drive. Nothing wrong with that i tell fill it i say!! Full fill it!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
You have no idea how much better i feel now. :lol: God ive carried that around with me for years thinking it was wrong. I used to play in the bushes at primary school "you show me yours and i'll show you mine". I've deleted my profile twice since joining last December in moments of what i call moral brain fights. Yet here i am back again. I have come to the conclusion, i have a wicked high sex drive. Nothing wrong with that i tell fill it i say!! Full fill it!! :lol: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
I confess to having an overwhelming crush on Mrs Bonedigger.
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