Quote by anais
I confess to accidently putting my granny in the freezer!:? :? :?
:shock: ummmmmmmmm :!:
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Quote by Dawnie
So here goes!!. I confess I have just lied to my mum :shock: , I told her that we are going out with friends from mr lyns work tonight (she is babysitting) in fact we are going dogging!
ops: . I feel so bad :twisted: (not bad enough that im going to stay in tho :giggle:.
I wouldn't worry about it lyns, that kind of lie doesn't count
We have visited Shireen and Mallock regularly for a very long time because that is what I tell the sitters but we have only a few times.
Chams has been good recently though :giggle:
:giggle: don`t know about anyone else but were starting to run out of lies!!!
Quote by Dawnie
I confess to accidently putting my granny in the freezer!
I really hope that granny means something other than your Mums Mother :lol2:
Quote by lyns
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I confess to accidently putting my granny in the freezer! icon_ icon_ icon_ icon_
:eek: ummmmmmmmm :!:
It was my Mothers Mother
ops: 
Quote by anais
OK how did you manage to put her in the freezer
Her ashes were in a box in the boot of a car and I got it mixed up with shopping I was taking out, I thought it was beef burgers or something.
I hope you allowed them to cool before you put them in. Thats terrible food hygene practice! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I'll have to pay you a visit and bring both the farts and bogey with me:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:laughabove:*wonders why she doesn't pull
FB makes a note to show this post to MrFB
Quote by Freckledbird
I'll have to pay you a visit and bring both the farts and bogey with me
:laughabove:*wonders why she doesn't pull
FB makes a note to show this post to MrFB
NNNNnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :eeek:
I promise not to make comment when you ask Mr-FB for your pc back, honest
Sex God
Whoops, did I quote that? 
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
Whoops, did I quote that?
Yes, just be careful my next comment isn't ....
Quote by Dawnie
Whoops, did I delete FB's post :giggle:
Ooooooooooo that's abusing your powers!
PS, he's seen it anyway now!
Sex God
I'm about to get booted off here. 
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I was about to go to bed but I might just wait a while longer
Trollop!
Bless me forumites, for I have sinned :shock:
It has taken me a while to pluck up the courage to confess in here, knowing the reaction and probable almighty flaming I will get for my actions.......
I have crossed over to the dark side and done something that i am not proud of, infact to even type it here, shames me beyond all measure ops: :oops: :oops:
I have been placed under great pressure at home by Mr Bone and mini Bones alike, and there was no let up from the constant harping and begging, so.........
steel yourselves folks :oops:
last week I was in asda when I finally could stand it no longer, although I was 'sans' family in there, the voices in my head were too strong and I could here the numerous voices saying
'put it in the trolley'
'buy it' buy it' BUY IT'
'reach out and get it, you know you want to'
'buy it, buy it, BUY IT'
over and over and over....I am ashamed to say that I finally cracked and succumbed to their chants, and....
put a jar of MARMITE in my trolley :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I tried to make it a less abhorrent crime by buying shops own brand yeast extract, but there it is folks
....... I did it...its NOT big and its NOT clever, and I have also aided and abetted the SMITE enemy by spreading it on toast for Mr B at breakfast time.
Please feel free to punish me in any way you see fit
I am sorry I let the S.P.A.M cause down and will do ANYTHING to redeem myself
It has taken me a while to pluck up the courage to confess in here, knowing the reaction and probable almighty flaming I will get for my actions.......
I have crossed over to the dark side and done something that i am not proud of, infact to even type it here, shames me beyond all measure
ops: :oops: :oops:I have been placed under great pressure at home by Mr Bone and mini Bones alike, and there was no let up from the constant harping and begging, so.........
steel yourselves folks :oops:
last week I was in asda when I finally could stand it no longer, although I was 'sans' family in there, the voices in my head were too strong and I could here the numerous voices saying
'put it in the trolley'
'buy it' buy it' BUY IT'
'reach out and get it, you know you want to'
'buy it, buy it, BUY IT'
over and over and over....I am ashamed to say that I finally cracked and succumbed to their chants, and....
put a jar of MARMITE in my trolley :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I tried to make it a less abhorrent crime by buying shops own brand yeast extract, but there it is folks
....... I did it...its NOT big and its NOT clever, and I have also aided and abetted the SMITE enemy by spreading it on toast for Mr B at breakfast time.
Please feel free to punish me in any way you see fit
I am sorry I let the S.P.A.M cause down and will do ANYTHING to redeem myself
Quote by Bonedigger
Bless me forumites, for I have sinned :shock:
It has taken me a while to pluck up the courage to confess in here, knowing the reaction and probable almighty flaming I will get for my actions.......
I have crossed over to the dark side and done something that i am not proud of, infact to even type it here, shames me beyond all measure
I have been placed under great pressure at home by Mr Bone and mini Bones alike, and there was no let up from the constant harping and begging, so.........
steel yourselves folks :oops:
last week I was in asda when I finally could stand it no longer, although I was 'sans' family in there, the voices in my head were too strong and I could here the numerous voices saying
'put it in the trolley'
'buy it' buy it' BUY IT'
'reach out and get it, you know you want to'
'buy it, buy it, BUY IT'
over and over and over....I am ashamed to say that I finally cracked and succumbed to their chants, and....
put a jar of MARMITE in my trolley :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I tried to make it a less abhorrent crime by buying shops own brand yeast extract, but there it is folks
....... I did it...its NOT big and its NOT clever, and I have also aided and abetted the SMITE enemy by spreading it on toast for Mr B at breakfast time.
Please feel free to punish me in any way you see fit
I am sorry I let the S.P.A.M cause down and will do ANYTHING to redeem myself
Mrs BD, I am, quite frankly, disappointed. However, luckily we "Love the sinner, hate the sin," and as you are so clearly repentant, I forgive you child.
The power of the dark side is strong. The smell of the dark side is even stronger.
Next time, think of the children, and save them from themselves.
Sex God
I did it...its NOT big and its NOT clever, and I have also aided and abetted the SMITE enemy by spreading it on toast for Mr B at breakfast time.And then you kissed him after didn't you?
just to rub yeasty treats into mrs B's wounds :giggle:
Orgasminator
Quote by Bonedigger
Please feel free to punish me in any way you see fit
I am sorry I let the S.P.A.M cause down and will do ANYTHING to redeem myself
:rascal:
Quote by Bonedigger
Bless me forumites, for I have sinned :shock:
It has taken me a while to pluck up the courage to confess in here, knowing the reaction and probable almighty flaming I will get for my actions.......
I have crossed over to the dark side and done something that i am not proud of, infact to even type it here, shames me beyond all measure
I have been placed under great pressure at home by Mr Bone and mini Bones alike, and there was no let up from the constant harping and begging, so.........
steel yourselves folks :oops:
last week I was in asda when I finally could stand it no longer, although I was 'sans' family in there, the voices in my head were too strong and I could here the numerous voices saying
'put it in the trolley'
'buy it' buy it' BUY IT'
'reach out and get it, you know you want to'
'buy it, buy it, BUY IT'
over and over and over....I am ashamed to say that I finally cracked and succumbed to their chants, and....
put a jar of MARMITE in my trolley :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I tried to make it a less abhorrent crime by buying shops own brand yeast extract, but there it is folks
....... I did it...its NOT big and its NOT clever, and I have also aided and abetted the SMITE enemy by spreading it on toast for Mr B at breakfast time.
Please feel free to punish me in any way you see fit
I am sorry I let the S.P.A.M cause down and will do ANYTHING to redeem myself
Woo Hoo well done girl!! (marmite lover here)
xxj 
Sex God
good girl Mrs B, :thrilled: what an amazing choice your deep subconscious made - you know it makes sense
pink x
pink x
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
must.....resist.....the.....might....of .......SMITE....
dear god please make me strong!!!!!!!!
open that jar...do it now...so good for the family
