Welcome To Your First Post!

24 Jun 2006

So many new Guy n Gals, Gays, Singles, Bi's, Transvestites - CD's - and anybody else my coffee starved brain cannot think of biggrin

Have you ever wanted to post in the SH forum?
but found to many threads just go on & on you don't know wot the original topic was about?...
or even if the topic is being discussed in the first place & you have no idea if your comment will still be valid?
This is for YOU ALL!!!
Please...just jump in & say hello who you are where your from, anything about your good selves would be greatly welcomed by us old salty dogs!
Read & study the following...

& then chuck what you have learnt out the window!
All tips n tricks...
Ideas, news & views...
...any thought provoking topics worthwhile - even those that are not! will be welcomed with open arms here on SH bolt

Above all... JUST HAVE FUN!
One thing I should have mentioned is the stickys will be your friends... please.. please.. please.. take a look at this... :bounce:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html

24 Jun 2006

welcomed with open what?........oh ARMS ! That's what I thought you said :giggle:
Good post hunni :thumbup:
and a very good morning from one coffee-starved perv......person to another kiss

wanna shag? rotflmao

24 Jun 2006

Ahhhhhh RPM you are such a nice fella! kiss

I think this is a great idea and I probably shouldn't be posting in here! :giggle:
wave

to any forum newbies
smile

24 Jun 2006

Me neither....but awww, he's such a nice guy! kiss

Welcome newbies......dip your toes in here!
(just shy of the 1000 posts and you've finally started your first thread...it was worth the wait honey!)

24 Jun 2006

Hello, quite new here and it's all jolly nice to read but do you all know each other? That's the impression! But heyho I'm a tenacious minx!
cool

24 Jun 2006

Not as well as I'd like to :twisted: Hello Dollyminx kiss

24 Jun 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
Hello, quite new here and it's all jolly nice to read but do you all know each other? That's the impression! But heyho I'm a tenacious minx!

Only through inane chatter
more's the pity
H.x

24 Jun 2006

Quote by H-x
Hello, quite new here and it's all jolly nice to read but do you all know each other? That's the impression! But heyho I'm a tenacious minx!

Only through inane chatter
more's the pity
H.x
Hunni, I'm home all day and always welcome inane chatter if it comes in the shape of you :twisted:

24 Jun 2006

Hello Sassy :rose:
Inane chatter... the best sort! It wasn't a criticism I assure you, it's a good forum with funny and intelligent people.
I might start off a thread for me to practise the 'quote' and 'bold' thingymajigs though... but getting braver! :shock:

24 Jun 2006

No worries Dolly hunni. You'll soon see that you have to root through a heck of a lot of inane chatter and total bollocks in here to find the real message though they're all lovely people in here I have to say :rose:
fecking barking but lovely all the same rolleyes

24 Jun 2006

Quote by H-x
Only through inane chatter
more's the pity
H.x

I know exaclty what you mean H.... I'm still trying to find a way to turn myself into an older gent! :inlove:

24 Jun 2006

May I ask... how do you make your signatures more colourful or add pictures etc? Tried the brackets/colour thing and doesn't work!
Ta ever so.

24 Jun 2006

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
hope that helps.
H.x

24 Jun 2006

Testing... testing..can you hear me at the back?

Thanks H_x got the pic bit sorted (I hope!) will read the thread more to sort out adding colours to signature texts!

24 Jun 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
Testing... testing..can you hear me at the back?

Thanks H_x got the pic bit sorted (I hope!) will read the thread more to sort out adding colours to signature texts!

:thumbup:

24 Jun 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
Testing... testing..can you hear me at the back?

Thanks H_x got the pic bit sorted (I hope!) will read the thread more to sort out adding colours to signature texts!

No, sorry - could you stand up and lean forward a bit?
Nice duck btw.
H.x

24 Jun 2006

D'oh!!! Hmmm... that's a negative on the signature test then!!
I'll come back to that... obviously trying to run like a girl before I can crawl.... lol

24 Jun 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
D'oh!!! Hmmm... that's a negative on the signature test then!!
I'll come back to that... obviously trying to run like a girl before I can crawl....

Just remove the numbers in the brackets and it should work just fine! biggrin

24 Jun 2006

Thanks but it doesn't want to play sad

No worries!

24 Jun 2006

Practise makes perfect..... lol

I'll get it right eventually!

24 Jun 2006

Hiya Dollyminx welcome & thanks for posting...
When you type your reply in the 'Post a reply' window just take a peek at the two font options directly above...
to use them just hi lite the text you wish to format & then select from a drop down list either font colour or font size depending on which effect you desire... always use the preview button next to the submit option to see if your formatting choice will have the desired effect OK!
As for Your Signature, if you click on the 'My Settings' link in the blue 'User Menu' bar near the top right hand side this will then take you to the 'My Account' page... look for the 'Forum Settings' tab near the top right hand corner... again, & you will see the option to create your signature.
One other thing... If you create your signature in the 'post a reply' box as you did to post within this topic, you can format it as you wish & then copy & paste it into your signature within the 'forum settings'
Not sure if there is an easier way to do this, if anybody knows please advise...
thank you! xxx
Don't worry... running like a girl is fine... but I will always chase those that crawl :twisted:
Sassy... please do not perv the new talent redface

I mean the newbies to SH we are supposed to be welcoming them with wide arms... not wide ons :giggle:
One thing I should have mentioned is the stickys will be your friends... try to take a look at this one in particular!!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html
Regular SH Dude & Dudettes... please correct me if anything I say is incorrect... so we can all learn from any mistake I will most definitely make :thumbup:

24 Jun 2006

Thank you redpantherman!
You've been most helpful! xxx
Any new tricks always welcome!
lol

:rose:

24 Jun 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
Thank you redpantherman!
You've been most helpful! xxx
Any new tricks always welcome!
:rose:

Oh dear........lamb & slaughter springs to mind :giggle:
:welcome: Dolly (should that be "Hello Dolly?" ) To S.H! passionkiss

A word of advice......please do not tempt the Panther.....unleash the beast and you never know whats gonna happen! :giggle:

24 Jun 2006

I like 'Hello Dolly' thank you! smile

I shall heed your advice winchwench... consider leash leashed! .... lol

(not too late am I??)

25 Jun 2006

Thankfully he's in great demand this weekend- after the London social I doubt very much if he's come up for air yet!
Things to remember when unleashing the beast.....make sure you have
A) some enery tabs/ Red bull handy.......
B) Always keep a whip by your side- just in case.
C) Unless you are an experienced Panther trainer, never ever let him stick HIS head in YOUR mouth!
Seems like you're settling in just fine kiss

winchwench runs out to buy a vat of Red bull in preperation..... bolt

25 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
.... I'm still trying to find a way to turn myself into an older gent! :inlove:

What a coincidence . . . . . .
I was just wondering how I could turn into a young woman :twisted:
Although - I did once date a witch.
Everytime she stroked my thigh in the car, I'd turn into a layby :shock:

25 Jun 2006

:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:

25 Jun 2006

Not really a newbie but had to make a point of saying.....nice photo Redpantherman!! lol

:twisted:

25 Jun 2006

hi all.
we have sat on the fence for a long time just reading all the other posts.. hope to start our own thread one day. wishing you all lots of sexy fun and loads of laughs
anne peter
sexy-croydon wave

25 Jun 2006

Hello Sexy Croydon wave

Welcome