Well its back...

31 Mar 2006

The site was taken offline due to database server upgrades.
We now have triple the database capacity - meaning a much speedier and reliable site overall for everyone.
There's a chance it will be slightly slower over the next day or so while things are tweaked, but hopefully not.
Enjoy, I'm off to play with my box and bits smile

31 Mar 2006

This is getting scary ! :shock: I'm sure there were some posts here.
Sassy sends out the search party for the missing posts rolleyes

31 Mar 2006

Its likely to be up and down for a bit while the new servers are being tweaked.

31 Mar 2006

Mr Tweeky been at it again ????

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

31 Mar 2006

Blimey - I'm having deja vu! Could've sworn I've done this all before smile

Quick, someone put 50p in the meter before it all goes tits up again!
Never did find out if we're supposed to post 3 times as often now though ;)

31 Mar 2006

Thats it then >>>>>>>>>>> A major problem, They had to call st3v3 in to sort things out lol

Phredd

31 Mar 2006

I can see the problem from here...............you got the crank handle on upside down :doh:

31 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I can see the problem from here...............you got the crank handle on upside down :doh:

Well spotted, now where's that foofoo valve gone :shock:

31 Mar 2006

Quote by st3v3
I can see the problem from here...............you got the crank handle on upside down :doh:

Well spotted, now where's that foofoo valve gone :shock:
That was a valve???? redface

31 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I can see the problem from here...............you got the crank handle on upside down :doh:

Well spotted, now where's that foofoo valve gone :shock:
That was a valve???? redface

I think you were looking at the todger flip/flop switch

31 Mar 2006

Always happens......
First it was BT then the utilities British Rail and Now SH lol!!!

31 Mar 2006

thank feck for that...thourght our laptop was infected again lol

31 Mar 2006

I am quite envious that there is so much tweaking going on and none of it involves my nips redface

31 Mar 2006

I wish someone would go down on me as much as the site has tonight :lol2:
I would be one happy bunny wink

Shireen
xxx

31 Mar 2006

Quote by st3v3
Its likely to be up and down for a bit while the new servers are being tweaked.

Shouldn't that be in and out :shock: if I remember rightly thats the way you do it lol

31 Mar 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
I wish someone would go down on me as much as the site has tonight :lol2:
I would be one happy bunny
Shireen
xxx

You only have to ask hun :love:
Phredd

31 Mar 2006

Aaawww thank you Fred kiss

Shireen
xxx

31 Mar 2006

Quote by Phoenix
Its likely to be up and down for a bit while the new servers are being tweaked.

Shouldn't that be in and out :shock: if I remember rightly thats the way you do it lol

Depends on the position lol
phredd

31 Mar 2006

surely putting the clock right shouldn`t cause this much grief...............
why always on a friday night????
well we`re logged on now
biggrin

31 Mar 2006

well with al the ups and downs i lost a whole load of emails sad

31 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Mr Tweeky been at it again ???? :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

This is a new experience for me, not knowing what I have done insted of the normal pretending I dont know what I have done confused

:

Mr Tweeky

1 Apr 2006

Quote by tweeky
Mr Tweeky been at it again ???? :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

This is a new experience for me, not knowing what I have done insted of the normal pretending I dont know what I have done confused

:

Mr Tweeky
tweeking the knobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 Apr 2006

Quote by twos_company
Mr Tweeky been at it again ???? :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

This is a new experience for me, not knowing what I have done insted of the normal pretending I dont know what I have done confused

:

Mr Tweeky
tweeking the knobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhh no, check the ad smile

not tweeking that way.
Mr Tweeky

1 Apr 2006

Quote by st3v3
Its likely to be up and down for a bit while the new servers are being tweaked.

there u go....
definitely your fault!!!!!!!!!
even st3v3 say`s so!!!!!!!
smile

2 Apr 2006

Quote by twos_company
Its likely to be up and down for a bit while the new servers are being tweaked.

there u go....
definitely your fault!!!!!!!!!
even st3v3 say`s so!!!!!!!
smile

Guilty until proven innocent :small-print: I demand to be banned :huh: loon

:lol2: Mr Tweeky

2 Apr 2006

:wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Quote by tweeky
Guilty until proven innocent :small-print: I demand to be banned :huh:
:lol2: Mr Tweeky

2 Apr 2006

Quote by tweeky
Guilty until proven innocent :small-print: I demand to be banned :huh:
:lol2: Mr Tweeky

:hump: :hump: :hump:
Sorry I thought you said BANGED :giggle:

2 Apr 2006

Quote by tweeky
Its likely to be up and down for a bit while the new servers are being tweaked.

there u go....
definitely your fault!!!!!!!!!
even st3v3 say`s so!!!!!!!
smile

Guilty until proven innocent :small-print: I demand to be banned :huh: loon

:lol2: Mr Tweeky
dunno

about this, maybe I should ask Andy to start a poll :twisted:
bolt

2 Apr 2006

Glad its back ! although I didn't notice it had gone! I am a little concerned about this "your membership expires on " business. I remember reading somthing on that topic although I can't seem to find it now ? Whats happening ?

2 Apr 2006

Idiots

you know what you forgot st3v3 dont you dunno

you didn't insert the bligdabrome into the spragdabbit ffs
fecin amateurs :roll: