We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!
Is this not the right way to meet people?
Not bothering writing any messages or contributing to any topics in the cafe
Writing a grossly exaggerated advert, or better still, writing 2 or 3 with different details in each
Turning up to every meet posted by 19-year old hot blonde bi-femmes in the dogging forum
Most importantly, getting onto the forum with your first post and complaining that Swinging Heaven is crap!