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We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!
Is this not the right way to meet people?
Not bothering writing any messages or contributing to any topics in the cafe
Writing a grossly exaggerated advert, or better still, writing 2 or 3 with different details in each
Turning up to every meet posted by 19-year old hot blonde bi-femmes in the dogging forum
Most importantly, getting onto the forum with your first post and complaining that Swinging Heaven is crap!
wink smile
I thought about locking/deleting this (and the poster) but I think people may prefer to prove them wrong. dunno
Steve
Sometimes irony is totally lost on me. rotflmao
Steve
Quote by steveg_nw
Sometimes irony is totally lost on me. rotflmao
Steve

Must admit I thought it might be that, wasnt sure though!
thats right up there with
married single male seeks quick discreet fuck with one of the millions of easy sluts on this forum, form a queue, i wont bother to post again.
Quote by steveg_nw
Sometimes irony is totally lost on me. rotflmao
Steve

Only sometimes :shock:
Jas
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most of the time with me
Ph and i've sent you a PM
i may be thick but that makes no sense to me, maybe if grammer was added it may mean something different. confused :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
What part of the grammer did you have a problem with?
Jas
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Quote by Jas-Tim
What part of the grammer did you have a problem with?
Jas
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erm...............all of it me n mr bailiff read it a few times it just made no sense!!!!!!
I thought it was funny. But then, I'm a ditz.
Quote by Mark
i may be thick but that makes no sense to me

Well it made me laugh lol
after reading it through 2 or 3 times to check it was meant to be funny!
Im with Mark on this :lol:
It made me chuckle......but then I started to worry it was me who wasn't getting it dunno
:doh: and a smackbottom to Steve for confusing me :twisted:
Kitty xx
Please excuse us, we're new around here and meant no offence!
Definitely tongue firmly in cheek!, but you've got to admit some of the ads make you giggle!
Well, at least we made Mark laugh, which is a small payback for such a great site!
Quote by bailiffs
i may be thick but that makes no sense to me, maybe if grammer was added it may mean something different. confused :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?

Don't worry, you're not alone. :? :?
i may be thick but that makes no sense to me, maybe if grammer was added it may mean something different.

I was going to let that one go, but I can't resist it!
This pot and kettle thing is getting ridiculous!