what a bloody nightmare journey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

25 Nov 2004

i went to the village in manchester last night,well when i eventually got there rolleyes

blue gave me the directions i needed that were spot on cause she knows how to get places.
well i thought id followed her instructions,but im not that good on motorways i get confused :shock: :roll: any way 1st( this is from chorley which should take half hour or so)i ended up in stockport :shock: ,then i seemed to drive round nearly every motorway in the visinity ending up in warrington :shock: redface

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so anyway and several help calls to blue and a couple of hours later i was still hopelessly lost and decied to give up and go home :cry: .
as i was trying to find the right motorway home :roll: :roll: guess what totally by chance i stumbled on canal st,whew :twisted:
it took me 2 1/2 hours,i used worth of petrol and did 137 miles just to go to the village from chorley in the words of del boy "WHAT A PLONKER".
i would like to thank blue for staying cool on the phone while i was getting stressed biggrin

she did her best but i admit it when it comes to directions im not the brightest spark :doh:
did have a good time in napolians tho :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

25 Nov 2004

He made it!!! Welcome home, Satin!
kiss

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25 Nov 2004

Aaah bless. passionkiss

Well, is that all you are going to say about your night on canal st then???
G x

25 Nov 2004

Looks like we can recall the search party then Satin
smile

:) :)

25 Nov 2004

Quote by satin
it took me 2 1/2 hours,i used worth of petrol and did 137 miles just to go to the village from chorley in the words of del boy "WHAT A PLONKER".

But spared the shame of having to pull over and ask someone for directions confused

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25 Nov 2004

We wanna know about your night on Canal Street!!! Come on spill the beans!!

25 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
We wanna know about your night on Canal Street!!! Come on spill the beans!!

We will get it out of him on Saturday, one way or another :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
G x

25 Nov 2004

Quote by satin
i went to the village in manchester last night,well when i eventually got there
blue gave me the directions i needed that were spot on cause she knows how to get places.
well i thought id followed her instructions,but im not that good on motorways i get confused :shock: :roll: any way 1st( this is from chorley which should take half hour or so)i ended up in stockport :shock: ,then i seemed to drive round nearly every motorway in the visinity ending up in warrington :shock: .
so anyway and several help calls to blue and a couple of hours later i was still hopelessly lost and decied to give up and go home :cry: .
as i was trying to find the right motorway home :roll: :roll: guess what totally by chance i stumbled on canal st,whew :twisted:
it took me 2 1/2 hours,i used worth of petrol and did 137 miles just to go to the village from chorley in the words of del boy "WHAT A PLONKER".
i would like to thank blue for staying cool on the phone while i was getting stressed
she did her best but i admit it when it comes to directions im not the brightest spark :doh:
did have a good time in napolians tho :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

with all the money you spend on fuel and phone call`s maybe you should invest in sat nav
:D could save you a fortune in the long run

25 Nov 2004

Quote by satin
it took me 2 1/2 hours,i used worth of petrol and did 137 miles just to go to the village from chorley in the words of del boy "WHAT A PLONKER".:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

OMG, only another 63 miles and you could have been at our place! rolleyes

25 Nov 2004

Satin,
Blue said if you got the train, you would end up in Milton Keynes.
I'm waiting at Milton Keynes train station for you, what you doing back home? lol

25 Nov 2004

Quote by Sarah1448
Satin,
Blue said if you got the train, you would end up in Milton Keynes.
I'm waiting at Milton Keynes train station for you, what you doing back home?

OMG, don't tempt him, he only managed to get home at 6am rolleyes

....... mind you the route home did take him via some bloke's hotel room :grin:

25 Nov 2004

stop picking on him so what he is shite at direction
bet there are plenty he probably really good at
plus u lot remember he probably kick most of ur sorry piss taking asses into the middle of next week
hope u had a good time satin and ask blue for my number and can help u if lost round manchester ever

25 Nov 2004

.....davej throws away the extra toast that he made for breakfast, just in case Satin ended up down south.......

25 Nov 2004

:shock: That's only 100 miles out of your way, give or take confused

They have SatNav systems for Â£200 in Aldi ;)

25 Nov 2004

You could have made it to ours in that time :shock: next time ring me for your directions :twisted:
Jas
XXX

25 Nov 2004

I read somewhere that the worse a guys sense of direction the better he is in Bed..!!!!
Not sure if its true

25 Nov 2004

Where am I?

25 Nov 2004

Quote by LoverOfOlderLadies
I read somewhere that the worse a guys sense of direction the better he is in Bed..!!!!
Not sure if its true

That can't be true at all, I have a very good sense of direction :lol2:
Jas, next time he decides to go to the village, I'll give him directions to your place instead, he won't know any different til he's actually there rotflmao

25 Nov 2004

Satin?
don't worry you're not the only one!
guess who took 4 hours to do the 15-20 miles or so to yours last time? no go on guess. in tbe time it took her to drive to chorley, i caught one bus to leeds, missed one train, caught a slow train to manchester, missed another train when i got there, caught another slow train to chorley, got picked up, and still spent half an hour sat in the supermarket car park waiting for her! rolleyes

:lol2:
neil x x x ;)

25 Nov 2004

Oooo I have to admit thou, on my way up the M1/M6 to go to the last bi-fem party Nr Manchester, i was sooooooooooooo busy singing to RHCP, that i nearly missed my turnoff and could have ended up in Wales (i think it was) rolleyes

But the point is.....I DIDNT!
hugs for Satin thou passionkiss

25 Nov 2004

OMG, only another 63 miles and you could have been at our place! rolleyes

do ya mean163 miles lol remember

25 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Satin?
don't worry you're not the only one!
guess who took 4 hours to do the 15-20 miles or so to yours last time? no go on guess. in tbe time it took her to drive to chorley, i caught one bus to leeds, missed one train, caught a slow train to manchester, missed another train when i got there, caught another slow train to chorley, got picked up, and still spent half an hour sat in the supermarket car park waiting for her! :lol2:
neil x x x ;)

OMG! I can't believe you told everyone! redface

If it makes you feel any better Satin......... it's all true! 4hours it took me surprised

ops:
*hangs head in shame*
Next time I won't listen to instructions from Neil, we all know men can't read maps! :P :P :P

26 Nov 2004

Hope i have more luck getting to yours on Saturday biggrin