WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!!!!

17 Jul 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
..... you have no idea what the correct eyiquette....

Whats eyiquette??? lol

:lol: :giggle:
The noise I make when trapping my balls on the saddle of a runaway horse. Usually pronounced:
"EYIQUETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Dave_Notts
Is that something you do often?? confused

:? :?
Only on holiday. I save it for once a year only.
Dave_Notts

17 Jul 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
..... you have no idea what the correct eyiquette....

Whats eyiquette??? lol

:lol: :giggle:
The noise I make when trapping my balls on the saddle of a runaway horse. Usually pronounced:
"EYIQUETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Dave_Notts
Ahemm!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/49547.html bolt

17 Jul 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
..... you have no idea what the correct eyiquette....

Whats eyiquette??? lol

:lol: :giggle:
The noise I make when trapping my balls on the saddle of a runaway horse. Usually pronounced:
"EYIQUETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Dave_Notts
Ahemm!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/49547.html bolt

Ahemm!!
Read The holiday joy (I can't do this link stuff ffs redface

) not part 2 or 3. Tells you all about me and horses :lol:
Dave_Notts

17 Jul 2005

Quote by L1ee
Hi, my name is Lee. I am 25, slim with short black hair. I have little sexual experience and i am looking for a mature experienced woman who would be willing to teach me things in the bedroom. Would be very grateful. Everytime i post a message i don,t get a reply. I don,t know what i am doing wrong.

well my opinion for what its worth is .......
women come on here to try new things, broaden the sexual experience etc i think u will find very few women on swinger sites looking for men with little sexual experience wanting a 'teacher' most women on swingers sites want a man who knows how to please them

17 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hi, my name is Lee. I am 25, slim with short black hair. I have little sexual experience and i am looking for a mature experienced woman who would be willing to teach me things in the bedroom. Would be very grateful. Everytime i post a message i don,t get a reply. I don,t know what i am doing wrong.

well my opinion for what its worth is .......
women come on here to try new things, broaden the sexual experience etc i think u will find very few women on swinger sites looking for men with little sexual experience wanting a 'teacher' most women on swingers sites want a man who knows how to please them
Tell me about it, the amount of pm's i get is no-ones business..............

17 Jul 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
..... you have no idea what the correct eyiquette....

Whats eyiquette??? lol

:lol: :giggle:
The noise I make when trapping my balls on the saddle of a runaway horse. Usually pronounced:
"EYIQUETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Dave_Notts
Ahemm!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/49547.html bolt

Ahemm!!
Read The holiday joy (I can't do this link stuff ffs redface

) not part 2 or 3. Tells you all about me and horses :lol:
Dave_Notts
Well i started too, but i watched the Lord of the rings trilogy instesd as it was a little shorter

18 Jul 2005

SH is definatly not the place for sympathy shags......
Your best bet is to get to know people on a social level and do either of 2 things
1) Read the cafe reply to threads and get your self know and then put yourself down for a munch.
2) Join the chatroom get yourself know and also put yourself down for a munch.
i have been here nearly 8 months know and i am having a blast. I would say i am not the most active member in regrads to attending munchs and social events but it does help/
MikeC

18 Jul 2005

Quote by MikeC
SH is definatly not the place for sympathy shags......

Oh bum

Awwwwwwwwwwww.... does no-one feel sorry for me in my hour of need?
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

18 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hi, my name is Lee. I am 25, slim with short black hair. I have little sexual experience and i am looking for a mature experienced woman who would be willing to teach me things in the bedroom. Would be very grateful. Everytime i post a message i don,t get a reply. I don,t know what i am doing wrong.

well my opinion for what its worth is .......
women come on here to try new things, broaden the sexual experience etc i think u will find very few women on swinger sites looking for men with little sexual experience wanting a 'teacher' most women on swingers sites want a man who knows how to please them
Couldn't agree more.......
equi-princess xxx

18 Jul 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
P.S that is no disrespect to the women as i am sure you are all very beautiful. :D

that is where you are so so wrong......
and you are not going to make friends with people making that statement, if you are looking for a quick shag site... this really isn't it!!!!!!
That's so rude of you, FG! Suggesting that none of the women on SH are beautiful. I'm sure I saw one once...

18 Jul 2005

Quote by bluexxx
SH is definatly not the place for sympathy shags......

Oh bum

Awwwwwwwwwwww.... does no-one feel sorry for me in my hour of need?
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I've been waiting for ages for my sympathy Jags too, but thus far she has evaded me.

18 Jul 2005

Quote by L1ee
Hi, my name is Lee. I am 25, slim with short black hair. I have little sexual experience and i am looking for a mature experienced woman who would be willing to teach me things in the bedroom. Would be very grateful. Everytime i post a message i don,t get a reply. I don,t know what i am doing wrong.

By the way Lee, you could try not shout your post title quite so loud...

18 Jul 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
sorry mal typo (im dislexic you know)

Come on, dont be lazy guys!
i realy am dislexic and im tryin my best