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WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!!!!

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Hi, my name is Lee. I am 25, slim with short black hair. I have little sexual experience and i am looking for a mature experienced woman who would be willing to teach me things in the bedroom. Would be very grateful. Everytime i post a message i don,t get a reply. I don,t know what i am doing wrong.
Quote by L1ee
Hi, my name is Lee. I am 25, slim with short black hair. I have little sexual experience and i am looking for a mature experienced woman who would be willing to teach me things in the bedroom. Would be very grateful. Everytime i post a message i don,t get a reply. I don,t know what i am doing wrong.

Try posting more than twice dunno
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hi, my name is Lee. I am 25, slim with short black hair. I have little sexual experience and i am looking for a mature experienced woman who would be willing to teach me things in the bedroom. Would be very grateful. Everytime i post a message i don,t get a reply. I don,t know what i am doing wrong.

Try posting more than twice dunno
I would have said... try sounding a little less desperate.. would that be harsh of me????
sean....
trust me mate... there are no sympathry shags around here... i should know, been waiting on one for ages!!!!!! smile :) :) :) :) :)
Quote by L1ee
I don,t know what i am doing wrong.

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html
Try speaking to a mentor
He did - He pm'd me to ask if I was male or female!! confused
Mal
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Quote by Mal
He did - He pm'd me to ask if I was male or female!! confused
Mal
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Well with a bum like that Mal.... :wink: lol
Quote by Mal
He did - He pm'd me to ask if I was male or female!! confused
Mal
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Oh well, there's no helping some folk rolleyes :roll: :roll:
My sympathy has just got up and left :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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He did - He pm'd me to ask if I was male or female!! confused
Mal
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Mal, please can you tell us, are you male or female? lol
bolt
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
He did - He pm'd me to ask if I was male or female!! confused
Mal
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Mal, please can you tell us, are you male or female? lol
bolt
Which would you prefer? :twisted:
Quote by Mal
He did - He pm'd me to ask if I was male or female!! confused
Mal
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Mal, please can you tell us, are you male or female? lol
bolt
Which would you prefer? :twisted:
Who cares when it comes with an arse like that :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
He did - He pm'd me to ask if I was male or female!! confused
Mal
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Mal, please can you tell us, are you male or female? lol
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Which would you prefer? :twisted:
Who cares when it comes with an arse like that :twisted:
I Lurrrrrrrrvve you!! :lol: :lol:
Mal
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i know im new but i dont sound this desprate do i ?
mel with an ass like that i dont care if your male of female id do it anyway. lol
sorry mal typo (im dislexic you know)
Quote by niceguy27
mel with an ass like that i dont care if your male of female id do it anyway. lol

Oi, get in the queue, Im playing first lol
Quote by niceguy27
i know im new but i dont sound this desprate do i ?
mel with an ass like that i dont care if your male of female id do it anyway. lol

........... only if I said you could!!! :shock:
Quote by Mal
i know im new but i dont sound this desprate do i ?
mel with an ass like that i dont care if your male of female id do it anyway. lol

........... only if I said you could!!! :shock:
b]and he says he is not desperate !!!!!!!!
Oh no, I need to and have a lie down or take a cold shower!!!! The two sexiest asses on Swinging Heaven, nicely perched one above the other lol
Here you are, NWC, you're sandwiched between them now!!! :twisted:
Mal
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
mel with an ass like that i dont care if your male of female id do it anyway. lol

Oi, get in the queue, Im playing first lol
ok ill go sulk in a corner :cry: hang on i could still watch couldnt I :lol:
all of us single males on here must be deperate otherwise we wouldn,t be on here. P.S that is no disrespect to the women as i am sure you are all very beautiful. biggrin :D
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all of us single males on here must be deperate otherwise we wouldn,t be on here. P.S that is no disrespect to the women as i am sure you are all very beautiful. biggrin :D

I think you might upset a few single males by that remark to be honest - they are not all desperate. confused
Quote by L1ee
all of us single males on here must be deperate otherwise we wouldn,t be on here. P.S that is no disrespect to the women as i am sure you are all very beautiful. biggrin :D

that is where you are so so wrong......
and you are not going to make friends with people making that statement, if you are looking for a quick shag site... this really isn't it!!!!!!
I apologise to all the men i have offended. I was not thinking when i wrote it. SORRY redface surprisedops:
That really, really shows that you have no idea what the correct eyiquette is on a site like this - really, take up a mentor!
next time think b4 you type i aint desprate just v horney and its nice to be able to talk to poeple who share similar interests confused
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..... you have no idea what the correct eyiquette....

Whats eyiquette??? lol :lol: :giggle:
is it latin ? rolleyes
Quote by DaFunkyone
..... you have no idea what the correct eyiquette....

Whats eyiquette??? lol :lol: :giggle:
The noise I make when trapping my balls on the saddle of a runaway horse. Usually pronounced:
"EYIQUETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Dave_Notts
Quote by niceguy27
sorry mal typo (im dislexic you know)

Come on, dont be lazy guys!
Quote by Dave__Notts
..... you have no idea what the correct eyiquette....

Whats eyiquette??? lol :lol: :giggle:
The noise I make when trapping my balls on the saddle of a runaway horse. Usually pronounced:
"EYIQUETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Dave_Notts
Is that something you do often?? confused :? :?