which means no swinging Heaven for 3 and a half days :cry:
AAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what am I going to do to keep myself amused
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Sex God
OMG!!!! You poor thing...... you might have to ... *sob*..... maybe........ *sniff*...... do some work!!!!!!!!! :shock: :cry: 
Sex God
Phew!! thank fluck for that!!! You had me all worried there. 
You'll have to get somebody to text you every single new post that is made in the time you are away.. and then you can text back any appropriate replies, which they will have to then post on your behalf!!!
You'll have to get somebody to text you every single new post that is made in the time you are away.. and then you can text back any appropriate replies, which they will have to then post on your behalf!!!
Sex God
I would.. except I don't have credit on my mobile In fact most of the time I don't even know where the thing is. They're too old fashioned for me :lol:
In fact most of the time I don't even know where the thing is. They're too old fashioned for me :lol: Quote by warwick
My pc is going to be offline Monday and part of Tuesday as it is converted from steam power to run on this new fanled electricity thing :cry:
which means no swinging Heaven for 3 and a half days :cry:
AAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what am I going to do to keep myself amused
warwick
maybe you could spend the time looking for your marbles
got to be honest though i hope you dont find them i would hate to be the one and only idiot on the site
how about if we all send you loads of pm`s monday and tues it will slow your pc down so its not to much of a shock to when you actually get electricity
colin
Warming the Bed
On the one hand for short distance stuff take two empty baked bean tins and tie them together with string!!!!! For the more long distance stuff remove all your tasteful furnishings to the garden and set fire to them retaining one rug or blanket for the signal. Hope this a help......My mum says she used to do this till she ran out of furniture and bought a phone!!!!! 
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
oooh DAWN YOU ARE CLEVER :shock:
ladies and gentlemen warwick has left the building
my pc is being turned off any minute n........
NOOOOOOOOOOO DONT LEAVE me here all alone its dark in here
oohh has he gone...yes?...good, move over a bit debbiewebs..thats it...shift along a bit, I've got some choccy bits and bobs and a bottle of wine and the Argos catalogue...oh and a torch, nice to be able to see what your doing, the bugger wont be back till middle of next week so eermm... get snuggled under this ere blanket.......
Quote by davej
oooh DAWN YOU ARE CLEVER :shock:
ladies and gentlemen warwick has left the building
my pc is being turned off any minute n........
NOOOOOOOOOOO DONT LEAVE me here all alone its dark in here
oohh has he gone...yes?...good, move over a bit debbiewebs..thats it...shift along a bit, I've got some choccy bits and bobs and a bottle of wine and the Argos catalogue...oh and a torch, nice to be able to see what your doing, the bugger wont be back till middle of next week so eermm... get snuggled under this ere blanket.......
now now dave
warwick is a good mate im going to tell him you are moving in on debiewebs
colin
Quote by davej
oooh DAWN YOU ARE CLEVER :shock:
ladies and gentlemen warwick has left the building
my pc is being turned off any minute n........
NOOOOOOOOOOO DONT LEAVE me here all alone its dark in here
ooh has he gone...yes?...good, move over a bit debbiewebs..thats it...shift along a bit, I've got some choccy bits and bobs and a bottle of wine and the Argos catalogue...oh and a torch, nice to be able to see what your doing, the bugger wont be back till middle of next week so eermm... get snuggled under this ere blanket.......
no no you ya bugger ...BOG OFF!!............... never forgive you for throwing that half eaten pork pie in at me grrrrrrrrrrrr.
.....................i no what ya bloody game is pal!.....yes you will eat all the bloody choccy bits and bobs........drink the bloody wine to your self............. and hit me over the head with the Argos catalogue...................and shove the empty wine bottle up me bum. :eeek: ..........as for the touch!.......youll put it to your face and scar the bloody day lights out of me Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
no no you ya bugger ...BOG OFF!!............... never forgive you for throwing that half eaten pork pie in at me grrrrrrrrrrrr.
I will take that as a no then?
So, which one of you buggers told Debbiewebs about that incident with the wine at the last party......it was an accident I tell ya!...how did I know that sweaty Betty was gonna sit down just at that moment.
.....right then..if thats yer attitude I will keep all the expensive Belgian chocolate (well it was only one bag of buttons really) to myself and don't you come running to me, for a look at my catalogue when you need a new set of bathroom scales cos you can just bloody go look for em.... yourself.
Sex God
Quote by Re-Lapse
If I know Davj and his devious mind.
He will not like being given the cold shoulder.
I bet he is sceeming up another plan to gain your affections, either that or he is going to jump up and down on the stairs so you will get covered with loads of dust.
BEWARE
Of ye sofern gansta.
No need this end re-lapse, It's debbiewebs lose, Eh ...6' 4" in me bare feet, all rippling muscle, with thick black curly hair and a chiseled jaw, sort of Italian looking...........energy and stamina of a race horse...packing enough meat to keep a small dog alive for a fortnight.
. what do you mean you've seen me picture Debbs....oh that one...no that was from me Patrick Moore star gazer album....not me at all...honest,
yep sent you the wrong one by mistake...... 