boarder collie, reliable but sneaky and like chasing sheep, is that too much information?
Well I can only describe myself as a hairy tattooed biker :silly: so its gotta be :taz:
DOG...
Because I am usually full of life, crazy to see people I like, like to chew on things I should NOT, I like to pee on trees because I can. I also like to have the mad half hour they do, running about crashing into doors/walls and having my tummy runbbed...and BOY is it good when you can lick your own thingies!
Oh Elephant
A kangaroo has 2 legs and a snake has none , why does an elephant have four feet?
Well he would look stupid with 4 inches!
Now I can answer some of those "Hello Big Boy" ads
Hmmmmmm......I'd say a tiger....because I am nice to people that I know and purr when they pet me....but with people that piss me off I rip them to pieces.... :twisted: LoL
I have got to say Pooh Bear...always looking for a honey pot!!!
GOLDFISH........I would liken me to a Goldfish
Now in a previous life......flurb....flurb...... I was a goldfish and its probably true to say that I hav'nt evolved that much as I am still...........flurb.......flurb......in my own surreal world but thats not the point. My point is that being an animal is no bloody fun. Yes in this weather............flurb.............flurb.......... it was great basking just below the surface of the water whilst you lot got hot and bothered but there were some serious downsides........flurb.
I started in a jam jar long before you humans came over all humane like....flurb... and had no choice over who it was that took me home, I had to sit and endure.......flurb.........flurb........your orrible kids, throwing ping pong balls at me........flurb........ to see who could win me, oh the humiliation of it....flurb...flurb... and then when I was taken home I was firstly put into a bloody horrible glass bowl....flurb.....with no where to hide. Now you try seeing the world from inside one of those things....flurb.... christ it wasn't until I eventually graduated to a pond....flurb.....flurb......that I realised you humans didnt have long necks and legs with short stumpy fat bodies.......flurb.....have you any idea how scary that was.
The pond I have to say was much better given the space that I had but then each spring I had to put up with them filthy frogs jumping in and gang banging everything in site....flurb....animals that what they are....flurb....animals! Not only that but then they leave all that stinking spawn all over the place....flurb....could they put it into a corner nice and neat....flurb....could they fuck! I was so depressed with it all I used to lay right on top of the surface and pray for the grim Heron to come and end it all for me....flurb.
Now who the hell gave you lot permission to stick my picture....flurb....on a credit card!! more humiliation, how would you like your identity stolen and stuck on some bit of plastic...flurb....flurb.... for the whole world to see. Its not as if you treat my image with any respect....flurb....throwing it around useing it to scrape ice of windows....flurb....stuffing it into pockets etc...flurb....total indifference to my feelings, to the fact that its my identity you have taken...... and you couldn't even stick a towl arouind me for decency....flurb....flurb....flurb....flurb...bloody naked I am ...naked !!
I could go on, but its best to say that now I am a person I am happier, the diets improved from the handfull of flakes you used to chuck at me , when you could remember and be arsed, although as my picture testifies, the curvature in my spine from being in a bowl for too long has caused me lasting problems.
a rabbit
cute, doesnt do much all day, gets nervous easily, humps a lot and enjoys outdoor sex, and will scratch if someones rough with her.
Hi all
where is an Elephants sex organ ????
in its feet as if he stands on you your F**ked
Willing is that a rabbit like the ones up the chase that you can never catch or the domesticated ones with big sexy eyes that you can cuddle.
alan...i mean.... the domesticated ones that you can cuddle.. i do like cuddles.
Hmmmmmmmmm a panther
A beautiful creature that is watchful,sleek,brooding,but full of energy.
I am arent i WBB but you know its all true or so you you told me.
mmmm toughy i think i gotta be a dog
i love my master ...lol.....i love it when he strokes me and buys me treats
and whine at the door for him to come home and pin me against the washing machine
yep put me down as a labrador dog ....(black actually can i be red my hair aint black n panting like my dog)
nice talking to you today ...debs xx
well if you follow the chinese astrolgy signs depending on the year you were born i'm a Tiger! the tigers characteristics are; daring, exhausting, passionate, hasty, dangerous and entertaining!
if you are interested in your animal birth sign characteristics just ask !!!
soph n nige
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sing.............3 is the magic number!
so Rocky Horror wants some new posts so here we go 
I keep changing to match my mood. This includes hair, clothes, weight,men, houses, jobs................................. :shock: 
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