What are we not good at?

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Rollo Tomassi
Being forward enough to ask for a shag

Awww, Freckledbird, have you got that problem too? biggrin

I'm sorry, but I just don't believe that one!
Believe it Rollo lol lol

, same 'difficulty' here ! redface

- oh, another one: logging off SH without thinking 'ooo, i'll just check / look/ read/ reply/ update/ have a look at......' and then end up staying on another hour! rolleyes

:lol:
and - not being good at following user-name changes?

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Rollo Tomassi
Being forward enough to ask for a shag

Awww, Freckledbird, have you got that problem too? biggrin

I'm sorry, but I just don't believe that one!
Believe it, Rollo. Scaredy* cat, me redface

5 Nov 2005

1. Staying dry when I laugh too much redface

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2. Staying sober at munches :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
3. Staying married :shock: :shock: :shock:
4. Staying away from Swinging Heaven lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
5. Swinging (well got years to practice wink

)
6. Directions ...............anywhere........................ :oops: :oops:
7. Listening rolleyes

:roll:
8. Cleaning (broke my toe last time I tried that :shock: )
9. Saying YES YES YES
the big O well that takes practice too cool

8-) 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Maia
Being forward enough to ask for a shag

Awww, Freckledbird, have you got that problem too? biggrin

At least you two are that advanced, I'm still at the "Being forward enough to join in conversations and say hello to people stage".

Quote by postie
Alternatively.... being as upfront as our online personality seems to suggest....

Nail on head postie mate, I come across ok on the forums online but as my foray into the chatroom last night and a recent munch appearance show, my online personality and engaging in a real life scenario are about as far apart as Lands End and John O'Groats (which is sixteen days by bicycle or 969 miles for those interested)
On the flip side, I can read maps, leave my hotel room tidy, never lose clothes, stay sober at munches, sleep in my hotel room, use my bed for sleeping (though possibly that may change soon wink

)
Regards
Harry Jones

5 Nov 2005

saying no to munches !!
i just cant do it redface

5 Nov 2005

Spelling lol

5 Nov 2005

Unlike almost every other bloke in here, I'm no good at calling other blokes "mate" (and absolutely NEVER "m8") - in fact I never do, nor do I use "pal" or "feller". :cry:

5 Nov 2005

Playing footie. Last time I troed I ended up o Hospital....but the nurses looked good lol

5 Nov 2005

personally...........insincere sincerity.

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Staying in the Hotel room you actually booked and paid for :shock:

Vicky
just invite the lucky participants back to yours
problem solved :smug:
Now why didnt I think of that :shock:
probably too busy to think about it wink

Next time you see me vicky, think :!: and ask biggrin

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Dune
Playing footie. Last time I troed I ended up o Hospital....but the nurses looked good

ditto, I fractured my hand but in my defence I was in goal at the time and it was a superb save, is the only time a woman has asked me to get down on the floor with her (woman administering first aid at the sports centre) but the nurses were ugly where I was.

5 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Playing footie. Last time I troed I ended up o Hospital....but the nurses looked good

ditto, I fractured my hand but in my defence I was in goal at the time and it was a superb save, is the only time a woman has asked me to get down on the floor with her (woman administering first aid at the sports centre) but the nurses were ugly where I was.
My problem was that I went back too soon and ripped the same muscle.....again-----ooowww

5 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Unlike almost every other bloke in here, I'm no good at calling other blokes "mate" (and absolutely NEVER "m8") - in fact I never do, nor do I use "pal" or "feller". :cry:

And ever attractive you are for that, Mike biggrin

:D

5 Nov 2005

Quote by palmerr00
Long division.
(Never sure what goes into which and hw many times.

LOL! so true....but we have fun trying to work it out! :twisted:

5 Nov 2005

I am not very good in keeping me gob shut when enjoying sex!
is start off lowed then goes a bit quit then lowed again............. then very silent then

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
I am not very good in keeping me gob shut when enjoying sex!
is start off lowed then goes a bit quit then lowed again............. then very silent then

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

haha!

I'm the same, only I think Im quiet but I keep getting guys trying to shove pillows in my mouth (probably worried that hotel security guy will want to join in too :P

5 Nov 2005

Debs and Bexs
You would have fitted in very well at Rio's last week then lol

:lol: :lol:
Regards
Harry Jones

5 Nov 2005

But there's loud and there is being so loud that someone thinks you are in pain. How do you draw the line? smile

5 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Debs and Bexs
You would have fitted in very well at Rio's last week then :lol: :lol:
Regards
Harry Jones

Don't remind me Harry, I sooooo wanted to go to the munch last week :cry:
.....anyway, are you saying that there were lots of noisy buggers there last week? :lol:

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Maia
But there's loud and there is being so loud that someone thinks you are in pain. How do you draw the line?

Sometimes I am in pain wink

but enjoying it all the same :twisted:
It only seems to be a problem when in a hotel, Im sure my neighbours are used to me by now.....they have never complained :P

5 Nov 2005

Quote by berksbex
Debs and Bexs
You would have fitted in very well at Rio's last week then :lol: :lol:
Regards
Harry Jones

Don't remind me Harry, I sooooo wanted to go to the munch last week :cry:
.....anyway, are you saying that there were lots of noisy buggers there last week? :lol:
I wanted you to come so. At Rio's I was very kindly shown the upstairs area, by a star of SH, four of us sat up there just chatting, but at times we couldn't hear ourselves because of the noise from the adjoining rooms :twisted: Downstairs and at the munch venue noone was noisy (but I had to leave very very early for a train :cry: )
Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Alternitively.... being as upfront as our online personality seems to suggest....

I think im am definately one of guilty ones on the account postie lol

Carol

6 Nov 2005

wot am i not gud a, tiping on the forum wen pissed....
nite nite :sleeping:

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
I am not very good in keeping me gob shut when enjoying sex!
is start off lowed then goes a bit quit then lowed again............. then very silent then

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Mrs HC is the same, mind you, shes that vain, she calls out her own name!

6 Nov 2005

I'm hopeless at walking on pavements with stilettos on!
I ALWAYS get my heel stuck in one of the cracks! rolleyes

6 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
I'm hopeless at walking on pavements with stilettos on!
I ALWAYS get my heel stuck in one of the cracks!

That happened to me on the way to the Leicester munch from the hotel - Stuart and Mr. Cov helped me get unstuck though - Chris was too busy laughing :roll:

6 Nov 2005

im no good at coming forward at partys and munches, im always toooo slow off the mark for some daft reason.
Lack of self confidence i suppose, so will you ladies help me by putting labels on your foreheads, saying, 'muttley, please snog me!', that would be a great
redface

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
I'm hopeless at walking on pavements with stilettos on!
I ALWAYS get my heel stuck in one of the cracks!

An obvious comment comes to mind - but you're too much of a lady for me to say it! redface

6 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Spelling

me neither! or is that niether - was it i before e or what? :giggle:

6 Nov 2005

Quote by AMETHYST
was it i before e or what? :giggle:

Nope, 'e' cums before I, e always does evil

Oh and welcome to the forums btw wave