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What are we not good at?

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AMETHYST
Warming the Bed
Quote by Missy
was it i before e or what? :giggle:

Nope, 'e' cums before I, e always does evil
Oh and welcome to the forums btw wave
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
gracias xxx
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Quote by AMETHYST
was it i before e or what? :giggle:

Nope, 'e' cums before I, e always does evil
Oh and welcome to the forums btw wave
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
gracias xxx
And from us too kiss
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Picking up on "signals"
Or . . . .
Not openly letching at cleavages when attending vanilla social events/nights out.
And . . . . . .
Remembering notto flirt with the friend of your g/f's mother redface
Phoenix
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Picking up on "signals"
Or . . . .
Not openly letching at cleavages when attending vanilla social events/nights out.

You've got the same problem as me, although I also oogle shapely female bottoms as well. redface
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Quote by westerross
I'm hopeless at walking on pavements with stilettos on!
I ALWAYS get my heel stuck in one of the cracks! rolleyes

An obvious comment comes to mind - but you're too much of a lady for me to say it! redface
Choon!!!!!!
I was being serious - I meant the cracks in the pavement!!!!!!!!!! :roll:
sleazy
Orgasminator
Quote by postie
OK there's been a few incidents lately which have been a bit repetitive and which have demonstrated that swingers are not very good at some things - so I thought I'd start compiling the list.
Things Swingers ain't good at:
1) Catching planes
2) Keeping there mobile phones safe
3) Hanging on to their handbags
4) Keeping their clothes on
5) .....
Any additions???? lol :lol:

One on one....
Staying sober...
Alternitively.... being as upfront as our online personality seems to suggest.... redface
You speak for yourself mate lol