What Are You ?????????????????

14 Jan 2005

I was browing the web recently, checking out some info on a club that we are going too on the 5th Feb and came across something very interesting. They described the club goers as Prodominetly Gay, but its is open to:
Straight, Bi-Sexual, Asexual and Hetro-Flexible
Well I know what Gay, Straight, Bi-Sexual and Asexual were but the Hetro-Flexible through me.
I set out on a mission to discover what this term meant, and was a little shocked to discover that I am actually not Bi-Sexual but Hetro-Flexible.
Hetro-Flexible means that you prefer one sex more than the other, but like to endulge in the same sex as well.
Basically, if I was told that I HAD to give up either cock or pussy, I would give up pussy and opted for Cock.
So the question is:
What Are You ???????????????
Bi-Sexual or Hetro-Flexible

14 Jan 2005

Dunno I lost me label lol

14 Jan 2005

Tired :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

14 Jan 2005

Quote by tigersgobounce69
What Are You ???????????????

Easy!

:lol: :lol:

14 Jan 2005

Open to anything....... :color: :mrgreen:

14 Jan 2005

Quote by honeyriderx
Open to anything....... :color: :mrgreen:

trisexual then.... as in try anything! lol

14 Jan 2005

Quote by cool4catz
Hetro-Flexible means that you prefer one sex more than the other, but like to endulge in the same sex as well.

Surely that's the same as bi-sexual? I've never thought of bi-sexuality as something that has to be 50/50, but that you can have varying degrees, so anything between 100% straight and 100% gay is bi-sexual.
I also believe there are very few who are genuinely 100% either way.
Well this was exactly what I thought, if you like both sexes your Bi-Sexual
But, according to Sociologists, you can be Hetro-Sexual
I much prefer to say that Im Bi-Sexual, it just really really confused the shit out of me!!
Other than that, I am also:
Easy, Horny and Up for Anything biggrin

:D :D

14 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Open to anything....... :color: :mrgreen:

trisexual then.... as in try anything! lol

:twisted: how about multisexual.........as in, as many as possible :twisted: :twisted: wink

14 Jan 2005

Hetroflexible is basically a hetro that will switch from time to time to suit the situation or the fad/fashion!
It's a trendy term !

14 Jan 2005

How about
Omnisexual (I know a couple of people here that are like that :twisted smile

Hypersexual (That's me biggrin

)
Retrosexual (Haven't had a shag in a while)
Semisexual (back to the story of the bloke who had his bollock torn off)

14 Jan 2005

My label says `cool iron only` :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

14 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
My label says `cool iron only` :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

did you ignore the hand wash only cos you'll probably shrink bit tho? dunno

n x x x :P

14 Jan 2005

Cheeky sod! As someone who had to pick me up to give me a hug at the Notts munch, you know damn well there`s no room in me for shrinking! :shock: smackbottom

And whilst we are on the subject, how about dropping me a PM asking how the interview went you ignorant bastard?! Jas and Mal did.....they love me, and Calista asked on MSN! evil

Venusxxx

14 Jan 2005

OMFG! :shock: :shock: :shock:
bollox i'm right in the shit now eh? venus i can only say, i'm a bleedin' bloke, and it's in our nature to forget stuff, like birthdays, anniversaries, partners name at moment of orgasm, that kinda thing. rolleyes

<<< skulks off into PM wondering how to salvage this one . . . . >>>
n x x x ;)

14 Jan 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
it's in our nature to forget stuff, like partners name at moment of orgasm

Most of the ladies I know must are called "Ooofffffuck". Strange name !!

14 Jan 2005

Quote by BaldEagle
it's in our nature to forget stuff, like partners name at moment of orgasm

Most of the ladies I know must are called "Ooofffffuck". Strange name !!
rotflmao

yup think i've met her too! :shock:
anyways, back on topic . . . . ;)
it's taken me the best part of a year to decide if i'm bloody bi-sexual or just bi-cur, or simply a trendy metro-sexual, and now you have to narrow down the options some more? no wonder i'm bleedin' confused is it? rolleyes

;)
neil x x x :P

14 Jan 2005

I think your last orgasm lady was called "ooogodfuckinghellOooofuucckk" .......... who knows what the next one will be named dunno

:P Hope she can sign it on the bottom of her receipts :P
Anyway, back on topic ;) yet again ;)
I love the the term "hetro-flexible". It is so true of many women and men who can't decide if they are really bi or just fancy the odd one or two people who happen to be the right person in the right place at the right time regardless of gender.
I personally am not sure what I am, but what's a label anyway :dunno:......... if it feels right... go with the flow biggrin

14 Jan 2005

Of course there is another form of sexuality that generally appears in replies to adverts in the ads section, that is:
justtryingiton- bi.
The str8 male respondant replying to an ad where a Bi-male is required by a M/F couple, on the off chance it'll still get him the shag with the female...
If anyone has a better word for this form ???

14 Jan 2005

Quote by BaldEagle
If anyone has a better word for this form ???

`Dicksplash`
Venusxxx

14 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Hetroflexible is basically a hetro that will switch from time to time to suit the situation or the fad/fashion!
It's a trendy term !

Oh well, the kids think Im too old to trendy, so I think Im going back to being Bi-Sexual lol
Mr Tigs doesnt care if Im Bi-Sexual, Hetro-Sexual or Hetro-Flexible so long as he gets two women sucking his cock lol

14 Jan 2005

We dont carry labels here, we just call ourselves sexual.... biggrin

14 Jan 2005

I'm knackered ........... does that count?????? confused

14 Jan 2005

I just like to think of myself as and open-minded heterosexual but I would try anything in the right situation. I donâ€™t really like labels though.

15 Jan 2005

i`m 100% bi
40%>male
50%>female
10%wanker
but if i was 1% into cock i`d say i was bi
cause us dyslectic`s can spell it
:cheers: