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Not to offer child minding services to Funlovers.
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Funlovers2009
Mr Fun just learned that leaning over the bath while it's running (while the above mentioned 6 year old has access to the shower controls) is a bad idea!! :giggle:

And to think the school hols are only just starting! lol
noladreams
Sex God
I learned that I need music; it makes my heart sing. :thumbup:
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Today I learnt that if you put all the clocks and watches in your world forward on Saturday afternoon because it is absolutely imperative that you don't forget to do this, you spend the rest of the evening panicking because you think you're late, you're late, for a very important date!
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Nice one Nola I was reminded of that a few weeks ago at my first choir rehearsal for 10 years.
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Ben_welshminx
Nice one Nola I was reminded of that a few weeks ago at my first choir rehearsal for 10 years.

Cool. I was just reunited with my music collection; I've been neglecting it a tad of late. No wonder I've been unhappy.
Funlovers2009
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Mr Fun just learned that leaning over the bath while it's running (while the above mentioned 6 year old has access to the shower controls) is a bad idea!! :giggle:

And to think the school hols are only just starting! lol
Oh dont remind me!! .... he's not your average 6 year old. We're taking him to the zoo today ... to drop him off!! :lol:
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I learned there are some not very nice people in the world, masquerading as decent nice people.......and also altho my 16 year old lad appears a big strong hulking brute, he is fragile and needed hugs is when losing one of his beloved reptiles.
Unknown User
Quote by Thebonediggers
I learned there are some not very nice people in the world, masquerading as decent nice people.......

Oh yes indeedy!
I learnt to count my blessings and not my chickens wink
Nimbus
Master of Sex
I learnt that my first instinct was correct and I think I have discovered someone who may persuade me to enter the play room with them. :twisted:
jesster
Orgasminator
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I learned there are some not very nice people in the world, masquerading as decent nice people.......

Oh yes indeedy!
I learnt to count my blessings and not my chickens wink
I count my eggs....they came first lol
jesster
Orgasminator
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I learned there are some not very nice people in the world, masquerading as decent nice people.......

Oh yes indeedy!
I learnt to count my blessings and not my chickens wink
I count my eggs....they came first lol
Unknown User
I have learn't that BMW drivers can't see motorcyclists and that my breaks work very well!
Unknown User
Yeah it is called chatting on their mobiles, whilst changing their cd. :twisted:
Samandken
Sexlightened
...not to mix drinks the night before an early shift :sad: ...
markavon
Forum Virgin
I learnt that there is sunshine after the showers of a disintegrating marriage. That you can find someone who manages to combine great personality and sexy body (and how!) that makes you want to rip her clothes off and carry her like a neanderthal onto a mossy bed in the forest (didnt actually do that bit , it was a bit chilly; after all - one has ones limits!). And i am developing a lexicon of new exciting phrases Vanilla is not just for icecream. Still dont know what a munch is tho!
leprechaun
Sex God
has learned that i'm still a toy store wonderer lol :twisted:
leprechaun
Sex God
has learned that i'm still junky
a good for nothing toy store onderer lol :twisted:
Lizaleanrob
Sex God
that i shouldn`t have sat down and drunk so much with the restaurant owner last night
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